The Bouncers woke up to another beautiful day.
After breakfast, the angels left.
Justin: -makes ship out of powers, then places everything where they should be- Let's do this!
Rest of the crew: Yeah! -fist pump-
And so, the bouncers continued their journey for the source of power to un-possess Princess Neko's parents.
Kasumi: Guys! I see the cave!
Justine: Tim, best-boost the ship!
And that's what he did.
Justin: Ugh... I'm eating up too much of my power. Thomas, can you take the steering wheel? I'll tell you where to go.
Thomas: Fine. -sits- Oh jeez... it's a choose-the-right-path kind of thing.
Justin: Don't worry, I know where to go. Go left.
Thomas: -goes left- Now what?
Justin: Right.
Thomas: -goes right-
Justin: Left.
Justin: Right
Justin: Left
Justin: Left
Justin: Right, then right, then left
Justin: Left
Justin: Right
10 minutes later...
Justin: Left.
Thomas: What the hell? Why don't we ever go middle?
Justin: I know where to go. It's not middle yet. Why does it matter if we never went middle?
Thomas: Fuck what the hell you say, I'm going middle.
Justin: No! THOMAS! JUST GO LEFT!
Thomas: FUCK YOU NO! I'M GOING MIDDLE!
Kasumi: Thomas, listen to Justin. -.-
Soon enough all 5 bouncers (okay, excluding Tim since he didn't know who to side on) were yelling and fighting for the steering wheel (all against Thomas, but due to his strength, it was hard)
They heard something.
Voice: WHO DARES INVADE THE ROYAL CAVERN OF POWER?
Bouncers: OH SHIT! -lets go of wheel-
They pick up their weapons and prepare for battle.
Justin: Seriously Thomas, you should have just listened to me.
Voice that turned out to be a monster: GET OUT OR FEEL MY GOOEY WRATH!
Thomas: Hell no! -stabs- Huh? I can't get my sword out.
Monster: Ha!
Kasumi: -shoots monster- Which is why you go for the heart.
The monster died and it's remains landed in the water.
Justin: -uses powers to clean Thomas's sword since normal water can't get it off- Thomas, back on the wheel. And THIS time listen to me.
Thomas: Tch, fine.
Justin: This cave has a lot of traps, so we better be careful.
And so they sailed on.
A pretty lady with big ****'s was sent down (as a trap... wtf and also it was censored for the innocent readers out there) It was highly effective on Thomas and Tim.
Justine: Ha! Your seduction method won't work on us girls or the mature Justin! Feel the wrath of the Bubble Bouncers!
Lady: -takes out knives and throws them at Kasumi-
Kasumi: -jumps out of crow's nest and shoots 5 arrows at the lady-
Lady: -dodges and throws more knives-
Kasumi: -dodges-
Justine: -spears the lady from behind-
Justin: -gets Tim on the ship before he sinks-
Kasumi: Got the lady. What do we do with her body?
Justine: We should just throw her at the out-of-energy people wall. It'll bring her somewhere in the dimension I lived in.
Justin: -tosses body-
Justine: I can't heal Thomas and Tim, they didn't lose real energy. We'll have to wait here.
Kasumi: -gets back to Crow's nest- Justin, do you think you can identify the traps ahead?
Justin: I'll try. -concentrates-
Justin: Well I know that the next trap is a propulsion engine that's underwater. It's in the middle of the trap area so we just have to ride around it.
Tim: -wakes up- The last thing I remember before everything went black is a beautiful lady with big bo-
Bouncers (except for Thomas, who's still knocked out): We never asked you!
Elora: Wait... Tim blacked o-out t-t-too? -sounds like she's about to cry-
Tim: Elora no! I- I can explain. U-um....
In the background of the communicator, there were footsteps.
Akuma: And Thomas blacked out too?
More footsteps.
Prepre: LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID! YOU MADE ELORA AND AKUMA CRY!
Tim: -about to cry-
Justin: -slaps Tim in the back- They'll forgive you guys soon when you're back from the journey. Let's go. Wait.... THOMAS WAKE THE HELL UP!
Thomas: AH! Oh. Okay. -takes steering wheel- -.-
Justin: Okay, Thomas, to get to Level 4 of this cave, just steer to the cave's wall then get to that path over there.
Thomas: Okay.
Justin: I didn't realize the shark moved O.O
Tim: -BOOSTS TO PATH-
The shark isn't thin enough to fit through the path and thus the whole cave shakes.
Kasumi: -uses teleport arrow so the shark doesn't hurt anyone anymore- 3 disarmed traps.
Justin: It's too cloudy... can't use my powers until the smell of Tim's fart clears up.
Justine: Well crap. We'll have to prepare for whatever.
They moved on to Level 4.
4 people fell from above and landed on the ship.
Kasumi: -shoots 4 arrows at once and they run out of energy-
More people fell.
Kasumi: -throws 4 knives at once since she's almost out of arrows... and gets them again- No more knives...
And 4 more people fell.
Justine: -throws spear upwards. The spear gets stuck to the cave, so, being a cat, she jumps onto the crow's nest then takes her spear back. After getting her spear back she throws her spear at another person so the spear gets stuck to the ship-
Justin: Epic much.
Thomas: -shields an arrow and stabs the nearest enemy-
Justine: -throws spear at the last person-
Person: -dodges-
Thomas: -stabs the person from behind-
Kasumi: -uses duplicate arrows on her remaining arrows- I have more arrows now~
Justin: The fart cleared up. I can use my powers. Apparently the next trap is a Duplicate Goo ambush. If you kill them with powers they split in half.
Tim: Is there a way to kill them?
Justin: With a goo vacuum.
Justine: I have a scroll for that! -takes out a scroll and summons a goo vacuum-
Makrosz: Those are rare. Is there anything you DON'T have a scroll for?
Justine: Do people count as being able to be summoned if I can't summon people who live, but I can summon random people that never existed but could exist in the future with random names?
Midori: That's stranger than summoning real people.
Thomas: Ugh. No one in the Bubble Bouncers ever admires me.
Lillie: Not my fault.
Rest of the Bouncers (except for Thomas): LOL
Thomas: =_=
Sherry: Well at least you helped... kinda... in the past you saved Princess, you're the main knight with the best defense... don't be so sad.
Thomas: Does that mean you admire me?
Sherry: No. The rest of us did much more.
All bouncers except for Thomas: LOL
Thomas: Can we just go now?
Justin: We're on Level 5 now.
Justine: -gets goo vacuum ready-
The goo fell.
Justine: -jumps up, vacuums one up. jumps from crow's nest and vacuums the rest up-
Justine: -does front flip and lands-
Tim: That was cool but... why not a back flip?
Justine: Those are too mainstream.
Bouncers: HIPSTER ALERT!
Justine: x.x I'm not a hipster, I'm just saying...
Justin: Let's continue.
Justin: On Level 6, we have to solve a riddle. One for each of us.
Justine: ... Wow.
Thomas: UGH!! RIDDLES!!! MY WEAKNESS!!
Kasumi: I just KNEW you'd say that.
Tim: -eye spark- This is what I get for studying. I'll totally make it.
Justin: If my powers say you're stuck on a riddle, I'll just try to use my powers to stuff the answer in your mind... but my power's low so I might not be able to.
And so they moved on.
A pretty wizard with a wand that has a question mark gem instead of a normal gem flew down.
Wizard: Hello. I am the riddle wizard. I'm not here to hurt you, but to ensure your safety, I will test your wisdom to see if you can move on.
Thomas: We're the Bubble Bouncers! We're tough, why do we have to solve a simple riddle to move on?
Wizard: -puts finger on Thomas's lip- Please listen.
Thomas: O-okay.
Wizard: Each of you will solve a riddle. Whoever gets the riddle right may pass.
Justin: And if they don't?
Wizard: Let's start.
Justin: ...
(Source of 2 riddles is Lillie. Source of another one is a friend. Source of another one is a different friend. The rest is from riddle.com. The truth is, the real Emmi is really bad at riddles.)
Wizard: -looks at Justine- What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?
Justine: A towel.
Wizard: Very good. -looks at Justin- I am greater than god, more evil than the devil. The poor have it, and the rich need it. Who am I?
Justin: Nothing.
Wizard: Good. -looks at Kasumi- The beginning of end, the middle of yesterday, and the end of time and space. Who am I?
Kasumi: The letter E.
Wizard: Good. -looks at Tim-
Author's Note- I was confused at first but when the answer got revealed... I raged... a lot.
Wizard: Nice job so far. Barely anyone else got these riddles right. Now for the last one. -looks at Thomas- 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night time. Who am I?
Thomas: Um... Uh.... Hm.... Uh...
Tim: Thomas you can get it!
Justin: This journey will fail if you don't get this!
Justin: *thinks* Ugh... I don't have enough power to send him the answer... sending a psychic message costs too much power.
Thomas: I know the answer!
Bouncers: WHAT?!?
Thomas: A monster!
All the people around except for Thomas: ...
Wizard: Wrong. The four of you shall pass.
Justine: Four?!?
Wizard: -traps Thomas in a riddle's orb- -points at Thomas- You shall not!
Thomas: IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wizard: That means your wisdom is too low to pass. This is a riddle's orb. If you cannot withstand this, you will not be able to withstand the rest of the dangers ahead of you.
Tim: Let him go!
Kasumi: He's the only idiot in this group, but he's really strong! Probably stronger than you!
Justin: Actually, he IS stronger than you! Let him go!
Wizard: Oh? Stronger than me? -releases Thomas, and he lands hard on the ship-
Thomas: Ow!
Justine: -heals-
Wizard: Very well then. I shall give him another chance. You will spar with me, and this boy only! -pointing at Thomas-
Bouncers: Eh?
After breakfast, the angels left.
Justin: -makes ship out of powers, then places everything where they should be- Let's do this!
Rest of the crew: Yeah! -fist pump-
And so, the bouncers continued their journey for the source of power to un-possess Princess Neko's parents.
Kasumi: Guys! I see the cave!
Justine: Tim, best-boost the ship!
And that's what he did.
Justin: Ugh... I'm eating up too much of my power. Thomas, can you take the steering wheel? I'll tell you where to go.
Thomas: Fine. -sits- Oh jeez... it's a choose-the-right-path kind of thing.
Justin: Don't worry, I know where to go. Go left.
Thomas: -goes left- Now what?
Justin: Right.
Thomas: -goes right-
Justin: Left.
Justin: Right
Justin: Left
Justin: Left
Justin: Right, then right, then left
Justin: Left
Justin: Right
10 minutes later...
Justin: Left.
Thomas: What the hell? Why don't we ever go middle?
Justin: I know where to go. It's not middle yet. Why does it matter if we never went middle?
Thomas: Fuck what the hell you say, I'm going middle.
Justin: No! THOMAS! JUST GO LEFT!
Thomas: FUCK YOU NO! I'M GOING MIDDLE!
Kasumi: Thomas, listen to Justin. -.-
Soon enough all 5 bouncers (okay, excluding Tim since he didn't know who to side on) were yelling and fighting for the steering wheel (all against Thomas, but due to his strength, it was hard)
They heard something.
Voice: WHO DARES INVADE THE ROYAL CAVERN OF POWER?
Bouncers: OH SHIT! -lets go of wheel-
They pick up their weapons and prepare for battle.
Justin: Seriously Thomas, you should have just listened to me.
Voice that turned out to be a monster: GET OUT OR FEEL MY GOOEY WRATH!
Thomas: Hell no! -stabs- Huh? I can't get my sword out.
Monster: Ha!
Kasumi: -shoots monster- Which is why you go for the heart.
The monster died and it's remains landed in the water.
Justin: -uses powers to clean Thomas's sword since normal water can't get it off- Thomas, back on the wheel. And THIS time listen to me.
Thomas: Tch, fine.
Justin: This cave has a lot of traps, so we better be careful.
And so they sailed on.
A pretty lady with big ****'s was sent down (as a trap... wtf and also it was censored for the innocent readers out there) It was highly effective on Thomas and Tim.
Justine: Ha! Your seduction method won't work on us girls or the mature Justin! Feel the wrath of the Bubble Bouncers!
Lady: -takes out knives and throws them at Kasumi-
Kasumi: -jumps out of crow's nest and shoots 5 arrows at the lady-
Lady: -dodges and throws more knives-
Kasumi: -dodges-
Justine: -spears the lady from behind-
Justin: -gets Tim on the ship before he sinks-
Kasumi: Got the lady. What do we do with her body?
Justine: We should just throw her at the out-of-energy people wall. It'll bring her somewhere in the dimension I lived in.
Justin: -tosses body-
Justine: I can't heal Thomas and Tim, they didn't lose real energy. We'll have to wait here.
Kasumi: -gets back to Crow's nest- Justin, do you think you can identify the traps ahead?
Justin: I'll try. -concentrates-
Justin: Well I know that the next trap is a propulsion engine that's underwater. It's in the middle of the trap area so we just have to ride around it.
Tim: -wakes up- The last thing I remember before everything went black is a beautiful lady with big bo-
Bouncers (except for Thomas, who's still knocked out): We never asked you!
Elora: Wait... Tim blacked o-out t-t-too? -sounds like she's about to cry-
Tim: Elora no! I- I can explain. U-um....
In the background of the communicator, there were footsteps.
Akuma: And Thomas blacked out too?
More footsteps.
Prepre: LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID! YOU MADE ELORA AND AKUMA CRY!
Tim: -about to cry-
Justin: -slaps Tim in the back- They'll forgive you guys soon when you're back from the journey. Let's go. Wait.... THOMAS WAKE THE HELL UP!
Thomas: AH! Oh. Okay. -takes steering wheel- -.-
Justin: Okay, Thomas, to get to Level 4 of this cave, just steer to the cave's wall then get to that path over there.
Thomas: Okay.
Justin: I didn't realize the shark moved O.O
Tim: -BOOSTS TO PATH-
The shark isn't thin enough to fit through the path and thus the whole cave shakes.
Kasumi: -uses teleport arrow so the shark doesn't hurt anyone anymore- 3 disarmed traps.
Justin: It's too cloudy... can't use my powers until the smell of Tim's fart clears up.
Justine: Well crap. We'll have to prepare for whatever.
They moved on to Level 4.
4 people fell from above and landed on the ship.
Kasumi: -shoots 4 arrows at once and they run out of energy-
More people fell.
Kasumi: -throws 4 knives at once since she's almost out of arrows... and gets them again- No more knives...
And 4 more people fell.
Justine: -throws spear upwards. The spear gets stuck to the cave, so, being a cat, she jumps onto the crow's nest then takes her spear back. After getting her spear back she throws her spear at another person so the spear gets stuck to the ship-
Justin: Epic much.
Thomas: -shields an arrow and stabs the nearest enemy-
Justine: -throws spear at the last person-
Person: -dodges-
Thomas: -stabs the person from behind-
Kasumi: -uses duplicate arrows on her remaining arrows- I have more arrows now~
Justin: The fart cleared up. I can use my powers. Apparently the next trap is a Duplicate Goo ambush. If you kill them with powers they split in half.
Tim: Is there a way to kill them?
Justin: With a goo vacuum.
Justine: I have a scroll for that! -takes out a scroll and summons a goo vacuum-
Makrosz: Those are rare. Is there anything you DON'T have a scroll for?
Justine: Do people count as being able to be summoned if I can't summon people who live, but I can summon random people that never existed but could exist in the future with random names?
Midori: That's stranger than summoning real people.
Thomas: Ugh. No one in the Bubble Bouncers ever admires me.
Lillie: Not my fault.
Rest of the Bouncers (except for Thomas): LOL
Thomas: =_=
Sherry: Well at least you helped... kinda... in the past you saved Princess, you're the main knight with the best defense... don't be so sad.
Thomas: Does that mean you admire me?
Sherry: No. The rest of us did much more.
All bouncers except for Thomas: LOL
Thomas: Can we just go now?
Justin: We're on Level 5 now.
Justine: -gets goo vacuum ready-
The goo fell.
Justine: -jumps up, vacuums one up. jumps from crow's nest and vacuums the rest up-
Justine: -does front flip and lands-
Tim: That was cool but... why not a back flip?
Justine: Those are too mainstream.
Bouncers: HIPSTER ALERT!
Justine: x.x I'm not a hipster, I'm just saying...
Justin: Let's continue.
Justin: On Level 6, we have to solve a riddle. One for each of us.
Justine: ... Wow.
Thomas: UGH!! RIDDLES!!! MY WEAKNESS!!
Kasumi: I just KNEW you'd say that.
Tim: -eye spark- This is what I get for studying. I'll totally make it.
Justin: If my powers say you're stuck on a riddle, I'll just try to use my powers to stuff the answer in your mind... but my power's low so I might not be able to.
And so they moved on.
A pretty wizard with a wand that has a question mark gem instead of a normal gem flew down.
Wizard: Hello. I am the riddle wizard. I'm not here to hurt you, but to ensure your safety, I will test your wisdom to see if you can move on.
Thomas: We're the Bubble Bouncers! We're tough, why do we have to solve a simple riddle to move on?
Wizard: -puts finger on Thomas's lip- Please listen.
Thomas: O-okay.
Wizard: Each of you will solve a riddle. Whoever gets the riddle right may pass.
Justin: And if they don't?
Wizard: Let's start.
Justin: ...
(Source of 2 riddles is Lillie. Source of another one is a friend. Source of another one is a different friend. The rest is from riddle.com. The truth is, the real Emmi is really bad at riddles.)
Wizard: -looks at Justine- What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?
Justine: A towel.
Wizard: Very good. -looks at Justin- I am greater than god, more evil than the devil. The poor have it, and the rich need it. Who am I?
Justin: Nothing.
Wizard: Good. -looks at Kasumi- The beginning of end, the middle of yesterday, and the end of time and space. Who am I?
Kasumi: The letter E.
Wizard: Good. -looks at Tim-
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Tim: Heh. That man was bald.
Author's Note- I was confused at first but when the answer got revealed... I raged... a lot.
Wizard: Nice job so far. Barely anyone else got these riddles right. Now for the last one. -looks at Thomas- 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night time. Who am I?
Thomas: Um... Uh.... Hm.... Uh...
Tim: Thomas you can get it!
Justin: This journey will fail if you don't get this!
Justin: *thinks* Ugh... I don't have enough power to send him the answer... sending a psychic message costs too much power.
Thomas: I know the answer!
Bouncers: WHAT?!?
Thomas: A monster!
All the people around except for Thomas: ...
Wizard: Wrong. The four of you shall pass.
Justine: Four?!?
Wizard: -traps Thomas in a riddle's orb- -points at Thomas- You shall not!
Thomas: IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wizard: That means your wisdom is too low to pass. This is a riddle's orb. If you cannot withstand this, you will not be able to withstand the rest of the dangers ahead of you.
Tim: Let him go!
Kasumi: He's the only idiot in this group, but he's really strong! Probably stronger than you!
Justin: Actually, he IS stronger than you! Let him go!
Wizard: Oh? Stronger than me? -releases Thomas, and he lands hard on the ship-
Thomas: Ow!
Justine: -heals-
Wizard: Very well then. I shall give him another chance. You will spar with me, and this boy only! -pointing at Thomas-
Bouncers: Eh?
