I'm like, soo respected :3
Bow before me! xD
Lol :3
Step 3: Change your name to something that has something to do with hobo. Now, for example : Angry Hobo, Ghetto Hobo. Any type of hobo is fine unless you do "Rich Hobo"....thats just not right. (This is also an extreamly important step so please, DO NOT SKIP IT)
Step 4: Go to very crowded areas and say "I'm a hungry hobo. GIVE ME FOOD PLEASE D:" This may help you're hoboness because if people believe you and feel bad for you, you will receive props, food, and possibly rings. (Do not over use this method because then people will think you are rich and therefore, do not need to be taken care of) :3
Step 5: Have more people hobo with you as you hobo down the streets. I mean, the more the merrier right? xD