How to be a Hobo :3

Hey guys its Lillie here and I will be teaching you guys how to be a hobo. If you have no interest in being a hobo, please skip to the next post. xD

Step 1: You must have a small room. Now EVERYONE prolly wants a BIG BIG room like all them rich people out there. But, as being a hobo, you live out on the streets and therefore do not need a big room.:)

Step 2: You must have an "Apprentice Pirate's Tatty Outfit". You can get this when u start the pirates quest. Finish the quest if you like, but the tatty outfit is all you need. (This is an important step, you cant skip this one xD . Going nekkid is a no-no because hobos DO wear clothes and therefore, you're just streaking)

Step 3: Change your name to something that has something to do with hobo. Now, for example : Angry Hobo, Ghetto Hobo. Any type of hobo is fine unless you do "Rich Hobo"....thats just not right. (This is also an extreamly important step so please, DO NOT SKIP IT)

Step 4: Go to very crowded areas and say "I'm a hungry hobo. GIVE ME FOOD PLEASE D:" This may help you're hoboness because if people believe you and feel bad for you, you will receive props, food, and possibly rings. (Do not over use this method because then people will think you are rich and therefore, do not need to be taken care of) :3

Step 5: Have more people hobo with you as you hobo down the streets. I mean, the more the merrier right? xD

Now you're all set to become a hobo :3