~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 69- The Strangest Love Story You'll Ever Read

Thomas: -tries taking picture of some random girl's chest-
Akuma: THOMAS!!!!
Thomas: WAHH D:
Akuma: WE'RE BREAKING UP!!! YOU SHOULD BE CARING ONLY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND BUT NOW YOU'RE BEING A PERVERTED BITCH!
Thomas: T^T NONONONO AKUMA I'M SORRY D:
Akuma: GOOD BYE!
Thomas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile...
Sandei: -goes scientist cat mode- I shall find a way to increase Tim's agility. Without stinking up the place.
Sandei: -makes loss weight thing that looks like, tastes, smells, and functions like popcorn... except it won't make Tim's fart smelly and it'll make him lose his weight :3-
5 minutes later...
Sandei: Finished >:3
Tim: SANDEI! WHERE'S MY DAILY POPCORN?
Sandei: RIGHT HERE! IT'S EXTRA BUTTERY TODAY!
Tim: OH HELL YES!
~After training...~
Bun Bun: How come Tim didn't have smelly fart..?
Sandei: Who knows? >:3
Bun Bun: Don't tell me you've-
Emmi: ~over intercom~ COME TO THE MAIN HALLWAY. RIGHT NOW!
The main hallway was filled with bouncers.
Tim: My tummy wummy feels drained...
Emmi: -pointing at weight scale-
According to the weight scale, Tim lost 120 POUNDS!
Lillie: WHO THE HELL IS HE?
Sherry: That's my student?
Bun Bun: He didn't have smelly fart so...
Sandei: Princess... I gave him weight losing popcorn.
Neko: WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING???
Prepre: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
All the girls are screaming but they're interrupted...
Tim: Oh honeys, don't fight over me.

Kasumi: Bitch in your dreams xD
Starz: Go wish for that over a shooting star or something LOL
Tim: -about to cry-

Joy: Heh. Fu-
Makrosz: Nope!
Joy: You. Bit-
Makrosz: Nope!
Noodles: Back to censoring?
Makrosz: Yep xD
So all the excitement is over...
Akuma: T-Tim...
Tim: Yesh?
Akuma: Be mine~
Tim: o.o What about Thomas?
Akuma: He was being an asshole.
Tim: o.o;;; Okay...

Skip to 0:19
Thomas: O.O
Thomas: H-hey, Tim... can't you get another girl now that you've slimmed down? D:
Akuma: Stupid! We broke up remember? It's your fault anyways :|
Tim: W-wait
Akuma: Let's go on our first date~ -walks off pulling Tim along-
Thomas: Wait! What about training?
Emmi: Training time is over. How'd you think he slimmed down?
Thomas: D:
Thomas: Midori... lemme borrow your camouflage items.
Midori: 'Kay here good luck.
Thomas: -cries as he puts everything on-
Thomas: -goes to stalk Tim and Akuma-
Tim: I love you Akuma :3
Akuma: I love you too :3
Akuma: SO where should we go?
Tim: Umm...
Akuma: Let's go to the park~
Tim: Okay :3
It wasn't true love at first... but as time went by Tim was starting to like Akuma more.
Akuma: Look at the pretty ducks :D
Tim: Yeah :D
Thomas: Tim's starting to enjoy it now :(
Tim: Want me to treat you for icecream?
Akuma: Yesh~
Tim: What flavor?
Akuma: Vanilla.
Tim: -gets ice cream (and attracting a lot of attention) and comes back to the bench where Akuma is sitting-
Akuma: Ooh :D
Tim: I forgot some of my change...
Akuma: Let's share it then <3
You know what happened next. Now shut up and read.
Thomas:

Tim: Mmmm Yum... vanilla.
Akuma: Yesh yesh :3 Let's go to the movies.
Thomas: -wipes tears- Shit.. I need a disguise.
Thomas: -runs back to castle-
When he gets back... he explains to Lily.
Lily: So that's the problem... that's bad. So you need a disguise?
Thomas: Yeah...
So now this is what Thomas looks like.

Thomas: WOO! I'm badass. Thanks Lily! :3
Lily: No problem o.o Don't let the bitch catch you.
Emmi: -GASP-
Lily: What?
And so... Thomas resumed his operation of stalking Akuma and Tim.
Now pause the video up there and play this one. Pause at 1:31...

Somehow, Thomas catches up with Tim and Akuma. Barely though.
All three of them JUST got to the movies.
Tim: What movie do you wanna watch... my princess?
Akuma: Umm... this one!
It's Princess Pocky... an anime Lillie's watching (if you read the last episode then you'll know what I mean :3)
Thomas: -thinks ~So she IS into anime!~-
Tim: Okay princess <3
Tim: -buys tickets for himself and Akuma-
Thomas: -buys ticket-
And so, they went inside to watch Princess Pocky- Episode 1
Anime- I am dignification! I am the Pocky lover.
Anime- I am.. Princess Pocky. ~opening theme song~
Tim: -eats some of the popcorn-
Thomas: -thinks ~...didn't Sandei sell that popcorn?~-
After the movie's done...
Pause this video, scroll up and unpause the other one.
It's dawn. Tim and Akuma are at the park again.
Tim: Hey Akuma...
Akuma: Yes honey?
Tim: I love you.
Akuma: I love you too. -kisses Tim-
Thomas: -cries-
Tim: Isn't that Thomas's voice?
Akuma: Huh?
Thomas: -his hat falls off-
Tim: THOMAS! What are you doing here?
Thomas: I stalked your date.
Tim: Dude what the hell? I thought we were friends!
Thomas: You stole my girl from me!
Tim: You guys broke up so technically she wasn't yours after that!
Thomas and Tim: -glares at each other and transforms-
Akuma: Tim don't fight him D:
Pause the song.
Tim: Sorry my princess... there are times when I must =_=
Thomas: She'll be my princess soon :|
Thomas: -stabs Tim-
Tim: -punches Thomas really really hard-
Intense amount of fighting energy flies into the sky.
Both of them jump back.
Thomas: Huh. Not bad.
Tim: You aren't bad yourself.
Akuma: Guys stop fighting D:
More people are crowding around.
Random noob: Did you see that intense energy? I recorded it on my iPhone!
A bunch of people are chattering about it.
Some Rich Dude: Wait. Aren't those two best friends?
Your average pico: Yeah. Why're they fighting?
Random noob: They're probably fighting for the sexy beast over there.
The fight gets more intense.
Now I don't know WHERE they got these but...
Thomas and Tim: -takes out gun after transformations run out-
Random people watching: -flinches for a second- WHOA!
Thomas and Tim: -panting-
Thomas: I dun wanna have to do this bro D:
Tim: Me neither bro D:
Thomas and Tim: -still panting-
Thomas and Tim: -sighs and puts down their guns-
Random people watching: Phew...
Thomas: I don't wanna lose my best friend because of this.
Tim: Yeah. Me neither.
Thomas and Tim: -hugs each other-
Tim: You'll be my best friend forever. 'Till the day we die.
Thomas: Yeah. And if we die, we should die together.
Akuma: So....
Tim: Akuma. I'm sorry but... we'll have to break-
Suddenly a kunai goes through Akuma.
Random people watching: WHOA!
Midori: Damn it. I missed. SENSEI WHERE'D YOU GO?
Midori's Sensei: Common Midori. Be faster than that and KILL THE DAMN DUMMY!
Midori: Ah, sor- oh shit... I killed Akuma...
Thomas: MIDORI!
Some rich dude: IT'S THE LEGENDARY MIDORI!
Some random noob: AND WE'RE SEEING HER SENSEI! OMI- wait... where'd he go?
Your average pico: DAMN IT WE ONLY SAW HIM FOR A SPLIT SECOND AND HEARD HIS VOICE!
Some rich dude: I recorded his voice. Time to spread it.
Midori: I killed someone.... fuck...
Tim: ;_; Let's just all go back to the castle.
Therefore, no one got to keep Akuma. Midori killed her.
Akuma's life ended with a date o.0 So... yeah...
And someone tell me how many times Thomas lost a girlfriend now. I need to reactivate my BBB (secret code word that I won't let out yet, but you can take a guess xD) and think of ideas for the next chronicle xD

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!

LILLIE FINISHED THE CHRONICLE!!
But many things went wrong.
First of all, the lines aren't colored so it's not as pretty... but at least it's readable.
Second of all, a while back she accidentally posted it so it's under an older post...
The chronicles are on a roll again though! I have a new idea for the next episode and therefore >:3 I'll hurry up with it~

Happy Mother's Day!

Hi guys~ Hope you remembered to make Mother's day gifts xD
Or else mommy will be mad.
I made a chocolate lollipop during school and also a card with it oAo;
Lillie made her gift last second. Of course, if you saw her website
lilsrandies.blogspot.com
then you'll probably know its a drawing
I'm speed typing right now since I have to go soon xD
Happy Mother's Day to my own mom, the women who took part in making Ameba Pico since, technically, they'll be the Pico mothers :3
;_; I gotta go now, hope ur mom enjoyed her gift (if you gave her one)