Sunday, April 15, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 61- The Princely Battle.. Alas, she's mine! And den some other shizz xD

Kyra: Omg, we gotta stop them.
Princes: STAY OUTTA THIS!
Emmi: Looks like we can't...

Alger: So this is how it'll work. WE'RE ALL GONNA GO ON AN ALL-OUT WAR, ELIMINATION WAR! The remaining person gets to choose their princess, and then we'll fight AGAIN AND AGAIN! Drop out if the princess you want is already taken.
Neko: =.=;
Aaron: ALRIGHT LET'S GO!!
Lily: -wakes up- I have a stadium you can use o.o

Princes: HELL YES!
For some reason, all the BBs go to the stadium and watch.

Aaron and Alex have a claw fight, Alger and Alexander have a gun fight, and Andrew and Adam have a sword fight.
Thomas: Damn they weak..
Camy: COCOCOCOCONUT!!
Josh: The claws aren't strong...

Kyra: Their shooting sucks ass...
King: WHAT DA HELL ARE YA'LL DOING!!!
Midori: Oh they're fighting for these beautiful princesses here.

King: Owh I see.
King: WAIT!!! STOPPPPPPP!!!
Princes: STAY THE FUCK OUTTA THIS DAD!
King: THAT'S IT BOYSSS!!! 

King: SPANK ATTACK! -summons magic hand and takes down all the princes-
Ella: In the end the fight was cut short. No one got a princess ^ ^
Emmi, Neko, and Kyra: Yay~ x3
Emmi: They're all disgraceful anyways.
Kyra: DEY UGLAYY!
Neko: They're pieces of shiii-

Makrosz: Nope~
King: Too much strength on spank attack...
Meanwhile...
Danielle: UGH WHY THE HELL DID YOU HIT ON A GIRL COSPLAYING AS ERZA!!! WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE OVER!
Thomas: DANIELLE NOOOOOOOOOO T_T I'M SORRY I WON'T HIT ON ANYMORE GIRLS D:

Danielle: FUCKING PERVERT! -throws present at Thomas without even opening it- 
Midori: Three girls down~
Thomas: UGH WHY THE HELL ARE YOU KEEPING COUNT D:

Midori:

Thomas: -_________________________- Bitch find me another gf D:
Midori: Again?
Thomas: One of my lost gfs were your fault D:
Midori: You should've taken japanese lessons from Lillie.

Thomas: Bitch -.-
Emmi: OMG!! There's a new Princess Akuma!
Thomas: Damn she sexy O_O;;

Midori: Damn you're such a sad dude...
Princess Kanade/Tenshi(whatever you wanna call her o.0 gonna call her Kanade xD): -comes down from heaven- Emmi, Kyra, Neko, call Akuma for a princess meeting.
Kyra: Sure thing :> Where to?
Kanade: At your castle.

Emmi: I-
Neko: I'll call you. You guys go ahead.
Emmi, Kanade, and Kyra: Okay :3
When the other princesses are gone..
Neko: AKUMA GET THE FUCK UP HERE!
Akuma: UGH FIIIIINE D:<

All five princesses have gathered.
Kanade: So this is what I'm gonna say...
Kanade: Justin told me about this, and after thinking about it, I reached a conclusion.
Kyra: o.0
Emmi: What did Justin tell you?
Kanade: Justin told me that- Wait... AKUMA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I HAD NEKO CALL YOU O_O

Akuma: (FUCK THEY PROBABLY FOUND OUT) FIIIIIIIINE FUCK YA'LL D:< -sinks down to hell-
Kanade: Anyways, Justin told me that, while you were taking your test for Holder Blue, there were people on the opposite side of the building. They were grabbing something that looked like a holder, but it had a strange, dark aura...
Neko: :O
Kanade: Therefore, it must be true. There is an evil squad, with the Evil Jewels and Holders.

Kyra: No way...
Kanade: It's our responsibility to protect the world. You guys, having the jewels and holders now, can fight back.
Emmi: I see...
Kanade: Discussion closed. Until then.
Kanade: -flies back up to heaven-



Emmi: This is pretty bad...
Kyra: What should we do?
Neko: Tell them to train their asses off xD

Kyra: That would mean us too...
Emmi: Find out what the evil group is. Let's contact Kanade...
Emmi: -takes out Princess communicator and presses Kanade button- Kanade, who's the evil group?
Kanade: -contacts back while flying- I don't know yet. We'll have to try to find out.

Emmi: Got it.
Kyra: What'd she say?
Emmi: She doesn't know...

Neko: Let's ask the new Akuma :D She knows!
Kyra: She wouldn't tell us, she's the enemy..

Neko: Oh oh I know!
Neko: Have Akuma date Thomas. Thomas is one of us, so if Akuma dates Thomas, we won't be enemies anymore and she'll tell us~ After that we get the group and kill them~
Emmi: As they say... easier said than done. Let's go.

Back at the castle...



Neko: THOMAS I FOUND THE PERFECT GIRL FOR YOU :D
Thomas: :D Really?
Neko: YEAH NAO FOLLOW ME BITCH XD
When they get to hell...
Akuma: What the hell do you guys want?
*Accurate picture of Akuma. Skin color isn't right though xD




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*huge space line because it's all screwed up
Neko: Ahahaha I see what you did there. "Hell" as in hell haha I get it xD
Akuma: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU FUCKING WANT!!
Thomas: (damn she sexy)
Neko: Well this dude wants to da-
Akuma: I ACCEPT! YOR NAO PRINCE OF HELL! :D
Thomas: HELL TO THE FUCKING YES!!!
Neko: (plan is going as planned...)
Akuma: (wait the shit second.. ISN'T THAT PRINCESS AND THAT HOT BOY ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS??!?!?!?!?!??! FUUUUUUUU)

Back at the BB castle...
Lillie: ...
Tim: WHO THE HELL IS SHE?
Midori: That's the princess of hell.. HOW'D SHE GET HERE?!?!?!?
Thomas: Bitches I'm a prince again :D
Akuma: He's my prince now~ ^_^
Kyra: So, Akuma... what's the name of the bad guy group?

Akuma: The what?
Meanwhile.. in heaven..
Kanade: Ah. A clever plan indeed.
Back in BB castle.
Kyra: THE BAD GUY GROUP!!! THE GROUP WHO'S TRYING TO DESTROY THE FUCKING WORLD! THE GROUP THAT HAS ALL THE EVIL JEWELS AND HOLDERS!!
Emmi: Don't be disgraceful! Tell us the truth!
Akuma: o.0 I dunno...
Neko: BITCH TELL US THE TRUTH OR YOU DON'T GET TO DATE THOMAS ANYMORE!
Akuma: OKAY OKAY FINE THE NAME OF THE GROUP IS...
Princesses: :o...
Akuma: Scarred Skulls!
Princess: O_O!!

Akuma: And they have a skull mark.
Kyra: BBs with star mark, SS' with skull mark...
Emmi: So I guess.....
Kyra: Mhm...
Neko: Thanks Akuma :D
Akuma: =3=;;
Neko: Pfft that actually worked...
Kyra: This is pretty bad though...
Emmi: If they have the jewels and holders, their fighting skill might be the same level as ours...
Kyra: So everyone's supposed to train.
Neko: /nodnod With the jewels...
Kyra: It's a coincidence though...
Emmi: ?
Kyra: There were two caves. There were two castles according to Justin, and the other one looked weird. There were two bunny holes. There were two stadiums... etc..
Neko: Wow O.O
Emmi: Let's announce it to the rest of the BBs.
-all the BBs are chilling-
Kasumi: Stop guys I'm trying to take my archer test D:
-the ppl making noise don't listen-
Kasumi: SHUT DUH FUH UPPPPPP!!!!
Tim: No :>
Kasumi: Ima have to shoot you den...
Neko: LISTEN UP!
-all BBs look up and Lillie pauses her anime to look up-

Kyra: Princess Kanade says, according to Justin's information, there's an evil group with the evil jewels and holders going around to destroy or take over the world.
Emmi: Therefore we're supposed to train with the jewels and get used to their power.
Neko: And we can get stronger so we can destroy this group called "Scarred Skulls"
Emmi: Now, you guys see how you have a star mark on your face, arm, legs, or even body?
-all BBs nod-

Kyra: They have a skull mark.
Thomas: Now that I think about it, I know someone who has a skull mark...
Emmi: o.0
BBs: OMG SHOW US NOW!!
When they get to the friend's house...

Kyra: Marks are supposed to glow...
Neko: THAT'S A FUCKING TATTOO RIGHT THERE DUMBASS!
Thomas: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

BBs: -facepalm-
Neko: So yeah, get stronger everyone~
And so, everything is pretty normal... until the Scarred Skulls find out who has the good Jewels and Holders and... challenges them to an all-out war...
Find out what happens in the next episode!

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