Wednesday, August 10, 2011

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 11- A world of teletubbies

One Magical day, The bouncers went into a circus, and met a panda with a special bolt in his hand....


Sherry: This panda seems like a important one..

Joshi: oh yes, the panda has a bolt..


Joy: i wonder what it does... -Touches panda-


Sherry: Don-


Panda: ROARRRRR -throws bolt at the bouncers-


Bouncers: Wats happening??!?!?!


Tim: -Fart- -Fart- oh noes!


Lydia: Honey look what you've done, u sucked us into a world of teletubbies!


Joy: im sorry honey -Kisses-


Bouncers: EWWWWWWWWWWWW


Joy: would you stop that? u ruined a romantic moment :c


Justine: it was romantic, but u cant kiss her in a IMPORTANT moment, we need a chance to discuss


whats happening


Joshi: Justine's right, everything seems different now that a panda threw a bolt at us...


Tim: -Fart-


Sandei: WILL YOU STOP FARTING? WHO GAVE U BURRITOS HUH!?!?!


Tim: -FART- you did?


Thomas: just deal with it sandei,


Emmi: -Uses Heart power to teleport out- weird.. my power doesnt work in this world?


Emmi: Look! Teletubbies are coming i think?


Lydia: OMG IM UR BIGGEST FAN!


Sherry: Stares at teletubbies- Somethings not right, all of them have red eyes?


Joy: oh noes


Justine: oh noes


Joshi: oh noes


Thomas: WADDA HELL.


Ella: Don't say that, we has manners -nod-


Sandei: yeaaa u "wadda hell man"


Tim: -Fart-


Joy: pokes teletubbies-


Teletubbie Dipsy - Dont u dare poke Twinky winky, hes greedy all the time


Twinky winky - -Throws joy across the land-


Lydia: My baby noooo!


Lydia: Runs to joy-


Bouncers: Great, we lost Joy and lydia


Sherry: Roars- 


Teletubbies- Steps back-


Teletubbies: let me introduce oursel-


Emmi: uses heart attack on them-


Teletubbies- Throws emmi across the land-


Sherry: oh noes


Justine: oh noes


Thomas: oh noes


Tim: -farts- oh -farts- noez!


Joshi - /conf how are you doing this, ur just dolls?


Teletubbies: were robo-


Dipsy: dont tell them? they're our enemies!


Joshi: how are we ur enemies!


Teletubbies: u make our idiots disappear, like our king and queen (Their Mom and Dad)


Bouncers: ohhh~~~ were really sorry, they were attacking us!


Teletubbies: shall we teleport you back?


Bouncers: ofc!


Teletubbies: Teleports bouncers back to the circus-


Bouncers: that was just weird!


Justine: wait, wheres emmi joy and Lydia?


Sandei: where have u guys been?


ive been looking all over for you!


Ella: Yea guys!


Tim: -Farts- ii thought u were with us...?


Justine: the important thing is, wheres joy emmi and lydia!


Sherry: Well, maybe the teletubbies forgot to teleport them?


Panda: its too late our bolt has been used on you, and we have no more bolts


Bouncers: Oh.... nooo!

What happens in the next chronicles? Find out next time :3

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 10- A new... pet?... and some facts about something. (A special-ish episode xD)

One day, the bouncers went to the pet store. The pet store was filled with all sorts of pets. The bouncers had a puppy, panda, and a turtle. But Lillie insisted that they should get a cat.
Lillie: I want a cat o3o
Emmi: Okie guys let's go get a cat :D
Thomas: Does EVERYONE have to go?? I wanna train >.<
Josh: -.-; (Trying to get better than me, huh?) *cat ears perked up*
Sherry: o_o;
Emmi: And yes, everyone has to go.
Justine: You can train later ^-^
Thomas: Ehh, fine >.<
Tim: *farts* Dw Thomas xD
Emmi: Now let's get in the huge car we have xD
Joy: You can go before me Lydia :3
Lydia: Sure :3
Ella: o.o
Sandei: So we're getting a cat right?
Sherry: *nod nod*
Sandei and Ella: But we're cats already! And so is Sherry! Josh is a hybrid!
Sherry: But.. Lillie wants a normal, full cat, not a hybrid xD
Ella: Oh, okie :3
Sandei: xD
Lillie: o3o-b
When they got to the store..
Lillie: I want that white cat! :3
So they paid the money for the white cat.
When they got home, the cat transformed. The cat transformed into a.. a person?!?!?!?
Thomas: WAIT WTH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A CAT!! ARE WE GOING BLIND!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? AHH FML! *about to punish self*
Sherry: No, she transformed.
Justine: *nod nod* I saw it with my own eyes.
Cat: I'm nekohebi o.o;
Thomas: *squint* >.>
Cat: *glare* <.<
Thomas: >.>
Cat: <.<
Thomas: >.>
Cat: <.<
Thomas: >.>
Cat: <.<
Thomas: >.>
Cat: <.<
Thomas: >.> Hmm...
Cat: e.e
Thomas: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So you ARE NEKOHEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH SILLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lillie: Wth Thomas. That sounded like you were a drunk old lady...
Nekohebi: Ah! You finally recognize me you stupid retard!
Sherry: Looks like we found another lost member.

Fact about Nekohebi
Her special ability is to transform into a cat.

Why Nekohebi was lost:
There's a pretty weird story to this. The Bubble Bouncers were playing hide and seek.
Thomas was it. Back then, Thomas was too stupid to look around the pet shop, where Nekohebi was hiding.
Thomas: Hey! Shut up! That's an insult!
It's true. And Thomas is still kinda stupid and got only a bit more intelligent.
Thomas: Dude why are you so mean??
Lillie: *mocks Thomas* Duude why are you acting like such a pussy??
That's enough you two..
Thomas: e.e
Anyways, Thomas found all the bouncers BUT nekohebi. They didn't bother to look in the pet store.
Nekohebi was there for a long time. The Bubble Bouncers never bothered to find her anymore. It was kinda weird. Nekohebi was there for 5 years. At least she had some cat nip. (Which tastes good to hybrids like Sherry, Ella, Justine, Josh, Nekohebi, and Sandei.)
Random Kids listening to story (that could mean you! lololol): So THAT'S what happened to Nekohebi? Gee, Thomas was mean back then!
No, he's just a retard.
Thomas: WILL YOU SHUT, THE-
Tim: *FART*
Thomas: UP?!?!?!?!??!?!
No, I'm the narrator. I get to say whatever I want. For example, Emmi's hot /lololololol (and btw the narrator is a dude)
Emmi: Wth?   
I was only kidding o.o;
                                                                              To be continued...