Wednesday, November 16, 2011

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 38 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel (Part 6) 1st Event: Capture the Flag

As you can see, a quite bit of time has passed since I've made a chronicle. I've been planning to put songs in the chronicles and it's gonna come soon when the battle starts. :3


Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Today will be a CRAZY battle between the Chosen Ones and the Chosen Twos!
Lydia: The chosen WHAT?!?

Emmi: The Chosen Twos are the previous Chosen Ones, and the Chosen Ones are us. There are also previous chosen twos, which are the chosen threes, then the chosen fours, then the chosen fives, and I think you get the point now.

Thomas: Repe-

Bouncers: NO! DUMBASS!

Announcer: Flags get in your flag chairs!

Prince: What do the flags do?

Announcer: Nothing. Sit back, watch, and get captured.

Thomas: LET'S DO THIS!

Announcer: Get in your positions!

Sherry: Princess... they have the EXACT same format as us.

Emmi: It's too late to plan more now..

Lillie: *thinks of plan* HEY I KN-

Announcer: AND START!

Lillie: -That was rude e.e-



If you wish, play the song as the long battle carries on. (And read slowly with the song*

Thomas: *immediately starts to battle the other swords guy*
Midori: *throws kunais at the other team*

Tim: OH SHI- *gets pwned*

Lydia: NOOO!!!

Emmi: THOMAS YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEFENSE!

Thomas: Oh yeah..

Josh: *tsk tsk tsk* -battles other rekkan kitty-

Camy: CO-CO-NUT!~~~ KOKONATSUU~

Joy: DIE YOU RETARDED BIT-

Other food girl: ASOIDJAOISJDOIAJSODIJASOIJDO

Justine: OMG o.e

Sandei: *dances*

Makrosz: RAWR!

Ella: *charms other beauty cat, which is the handsome kitty*

Handsome kitty: N-NOOOO!!!

Kyra: *shoots part of defense*

Katie: *makes rose shield to defend Emmi and then goes out to battle*

Star: *shoots stars at the other team*

Kasumi: RAWR! *pwns*

Just then, the other ninja takes Emmi away.

Kasumi: Oh no you don't! *shoots arrow at ninja*
Katie: Almost got captured D:< WORK BETTER YOU FREAKIN ROSES!!

Tim: *shoves power popcorn in his mouth

Prepre: *pops other bubble person*

Noodles: *eats noodles and then pwns some defense*

Lillie: *transforms into Natsu and pwns more defense*

Tim: *farts to finish off making a gap*

Kyra: NOW MIDORI!!

Midori: *takes prince and jumps into the air*

Other ninja: *shoves Midori*

The other ninja wasn't being very smart. Since he shoved Midori, it caused her to drop the prince right into the flag hole.

Kyra: OMG!! WE WON!!! 
Announcer: The Bubble Bouncers win this flag match!
Announcer: WAIT! NEVER MIND! MIDORI MISSED!

Midori: Piece of crap! *about to push the prince in*

Other ninja: OH NO YOU DON'T! *rapes Midori*

Midori: 愚かなメス犬!

Other ninja: プリンスから離れて!

Midori: ふざけんじゃねーよ!あなたは既に王女を虐待!

Lillie: They swear a lot c:

Thomas: What are they saying?

Lillie: Midori said STUPID BIT-

Makrosz: Nope~

Lillie: and then the other ninja said "Away from the prince!" And then Midori said "Fu-

Sherry: RAWR!

Mikachu: PI- aw I was too late.

Midori: *kicks the other ninja in the balls* Ow, my foot.

Other ninja: 鋼のナットをクソ!

Midori: ((╬⊙益☉)) ふざけんじゃねーよ! *goes on rampage*

Other ninja: OH SHI-

Midori: *punts him across the sky*

Other ninja: *him and his clone farts a rainbow as they fly*

Pause music here :3

Lillie and Thomas: DOUBLRAINBOALTHWAACROSS

THSKYYEAYEAASINTENSE~

Thomas: Lillie, you suck at singing.

Lillie: You sound like a rooster.

Emmi: Lillie sings better. But LOOK! WE'RE THE WINNERS OF THE GROUP BATTLE SESSION!

Announcer: THE BUBBLE BOUNCERS WIN! TOMORROW THE 1 ON 1 BATTLES WILL START! BE READY OR YOU'LL BE PUNTED ACROSS THE SKY! YEA, YEAAAA, SO INTENSE!

Joy: Now I know who sounds like a rooster.

Play music if there's a bit music left.

What will happen in the next chronicle? 

*pause song*

Midori: かを検証する唯一の方法は、ITの読み取りです!馬鹿!
Oh, shut up.

But yeah, she has a point, READ IT! XD
Wait, I never wrote it yet. CRAP!
Joy: Retard. o3o.