Wednesday, December 28, 2011

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 42 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel Part 10 5th Event: Earth vs Twig

Announcer: Now the next battle is... Under/over weight people!
Sandei: Get out there, Tim!
Tim: Heyy that's mean D:
Midori: Well it's trueeeee.
Tim: Fu-
Makrosz: Nope!
Midori: Pho Q!
Tim: Why didn't you sensor hers?
Makrosz: She didn't say the actual thing.
Tim: *jumps onto stadium. It vibrates*
Tim's opponent practically FLOATS down.
Sam (skinny guy): Wahh I'm scared..
Tim: LOOOL I'm fighting that TWIG??
Sam: Wahh I have to fight Earth...
Announcer: AND START!
Sam: *floats*
Tim: GAS POWER!
Sam: *dodges in midair*
Lydia: What an epic back flip..
Tim: >:O
Sam: Too slow.
Tim: SUMO SLAM!
Lillie: *munching Pocky* Wuhh...
Sam: *kicks*
Tim: Too weak.
Sam: Wahh my foot....*cries*
Tim: SUMO SLAM!
Sam: Oww.. the hell was that for..?
Tim: *punts*
Sam: Ow... stupid butter legs..
Tim: WHAT?
Sam: I can't believe it's not butter ^_^
Katie: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Emmi: ...So undignified..
Josh: Pwned.
Next to Josh you see Akuma trying to crawl over Thomas.
Lillie: >3>;;
Joy: ......Lol
Tim: FACKKKKKK YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Sam: Ah, so fierce...
Tim: *pokes~*
Sam: *sent flying towards wall*
Bouncers: O________O;;;
Sam: *cries*
Tim: So loud and annoying... YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA PWN Y- *covers ears*
Audience: *covers ears* SO LOUD!
Emmi: AGH! WHAT IS THIS DISGRACE??
Sherry: THAT'S THE NOISEMAKER! HE'S FLOATY, SKINNY, AND CRIES LOUDER THAN HELL!!
Tim: *uses fluffiness to defend his ears*
Thomas: Akuma, stop for a second. GOO TIM!!!
Tim: GAS POWER!
Sam: *sniff sniff* That again? *backflip*
*Again, this part would be in slow motion if it were an anime
Tim: *controls gas to be in front of his face*
Sam: (eww that smells bad) :O
Tim: *gas hits Sam*
Sam: AGHHHHH!! YOU BULLY! IT SMELLS SO BAD AND IT HURTS!! *cries even louder*
Katie: YOU IDIOT!
Lillie: MAKE IT STOP! I WANNA WATCH MY ANIME!
Emmi: AGH! STOP THIS DISGRACE!
Prepre: I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM!!
Sandei: WHAAAAAT?!?!?!
Prepre: I SAAAAAID.... I'M GOING TO THE FUCKING RESTROOM!!!!!
Sandei: OKAYY!!!
Tim: *uses gas power again*
Sam: *still crying*
*EXPLOSIONEXPLOSIONEXPLOSIONEXPLOSION*
Joy: WADDA HELL?
Justine: You can stop talking loud now. :3
Joy: Oh okay. :3
Announcer: Tim wins!
Bouncers: Yay!!
Justine: ANNOUNCER! CHANGE THE POINT AGAIN! BECAUSE I BEAT YOU!
Announcer: =3= FINE! THE POINT IS NOW 6-0! GOOD LUCK TOMORROW, THE BOTH OF YOU!
Midori: *eats rice ball*
Thomas: Akuma, you can come on now.
Lillie: >3> She was on you the whole time.
Akuma: ^3^
Starz: Awkward...

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 41 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel Part 9 4th Event- Fight for Akuma!

Katie: Did you get stronger for Akuma? c:
Thomas: e.e It wasn't for Ak- ahh ah..!!!! O.O
Tim: What? *spots Akuma* Wow.
Emmi: She looks more dignified than ever.
Thomas: She changed back...
Joy: Hot isn't it?
Thomas: Yes. I mean. Yes. NO!
Josh: Aha!
Thomas: >.> Whatchu laughing at? Look at you!
Sherry: .A.
Emmi: Thomas!
Thomas: ._. Sowwy.......
Josh: >.<
Announcer: Next battle will be.. swordsmen!
Lydia: Get out there.. and pwn him.. and kill him.. and pwn him!
Joy: Yeah, listen to Lydia!
Ella: >:D
Mikachu: Good luck. :3
Thomas: Sure...
Announcer: And.. START!




Thomas: *stab*
Donald (swordsman): So.. I heard you used to like Akuma.
Thomas: Well.. yeah... I guess.
Donald: SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BITCH!
Thomas: O.O
Donald: Yeah that's right! Gasp!
Thomas: Shut up!
Donald: YOU! *jab*
Thomas: Oww.. fu-
Makrosz: *has her own microphone* Nope!
Tim: Why didn't you sensor the part when Donald called Thomas a bitch?
Makrsoz: I couldn't find my microphone.
Thomas: DAMN YOU! *stab*
Donald: DAMN IT! THOMAS THE FU-
Makrosz: NOPE!
Donald: -KING TRAIN!
Thomas: DAMN IT! DONALD THE FU-
Makrosz: NOPE!
Thomas: -KING DUCK!
Donald: GRR!
Thomas: GRR!
Donald: *hit*
Thomas: *dodge and hit*
Donald: *block and hit*
Thomas: *block*
They fought like that for a little bit.
Donald: *as they're fighting* How 'bout we make a deal? Whoever wins this fight gets Akuma.
Thomas: DEAL!
Bouncers: :O! WHAT?
Emmi: Wait.. if that happens with Thomas.. won't he become a prince?
Sherry: Tch. Prince of Hell.
Emmi: What will happen when he becomes king? He'll be a higher rank than me... all because I don't have a prince yet.
Midori: Eww I can't imagine Thomas becoming a prince or a king..
Lillie: YOU FINALLY TALK IN THE ENGRISHES!!
Thomas: *sent flying at the wall*
Donald: HA! BITCH!
Sandei: Why didn't you sensor that?
Makrosz: I have a sore throat.
Starz: Okay then ^ ^;;
Thomas: BITCH! THAT DIDN'T SCRATCH ME!
Donald: BITCH! YOU'RE A BITCH!
Thomas: BITCH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!
Kyra: I'm not used to it unsensored.. xD
Donald: BITCH! AKUMA'S MINE!
Thomas: BITCH! *jab*
Donald: *sent flying at the wall*
Thomas: HA! BITCH!
Makrosz: Why didn't YOU sensor that?
Sandei: I have a sore throat..
Starz: Uh.. ^^;
Lillie: Anyone notice how repetitive this fight is?
Donald: BITCH! THAT DIDN'T SCRATCH ME!
Thomas: BITCH! YOU'RE A BITCH!
Donald: BITCH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!
Kyra: It's so weird when it's unsensored.
Thomas: BITCH! AKUMA'S MINE!
Donald: BITCH! *jab*
Thomas: BITCH! *hit*
Donald: BITCH! *hit*
Thomas: BITCH! *hit*
Donald: BITCH! *hit*
Josh: This seems like an RPG, where people call each other bitches and hit each other. Sad, sad..
Justine: I wouldn't be surprised if they were related in a way.
Thomas: BITCH! *hit*
Donald: BITCH! *hit*
Thomas: BIIIIIITCH!! *sends him flying across the sky*
Donald: BIiitchh!!! *throws sword at Thomas*
Thomas: YEAH BITCH! I WON YOU BITCH! AKUMA'S MINE, BITCH!
Announcer: Thomas wins!
Noodles: *clap*
Katie: My plan's working.. muahahaha..
Bouncers: 0.o What plan?
Katie: mm Nothing c:
Later on that day..
Akuma: Thomas!
Katie: (yes!)
Thomas: Umm.... yeah??? D: *blush*
Akuma: Wanna be mine?
Thomas: Umm...
Akuma: Pleeeeeeeeeeaseee I dumped Donald just for you! D:
Thomas: D: Fine fine...
Akuma: Yay!!
Emmi: Oh no! Thomas is a prince!
Katie: Aha!
Joy: =______________________________= The heck...