Thursday, December 22, 2011

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 39 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel (Part 7) 2nd Event: The Battle of Royalty/Healing Competition/Evil Farts

Announcer: Now back to the real fights, 1 vs 1. First battle will involve.... The people who use a wand!!
Emmi: o.e It's called a mage.
Thomas: Looks like you're up, Emmi.
Emmi: *on stadium already*
Thomas: Where'd she go?
Sherry: Look xD
Emmi: I have to fight that disgrace? *points at the prince of the other group*
Prince: What are you calling a disgrace? *jumps on stadium* M'lady, I'll steal your heart. I'm Adam.
Emmi: Like I care.
Tim: She never loses her dignity.
Announcer: Aaand.. START!
Prince: Prince Charm!
Josh: Wait what? Lol
Joy: Ewwwwwwww
Emmi: *blocks* Do you have any idea who you're fighting?
Prince: o.o
Emmi: Did you know Bubble Bouncers are immune to charms, even the royal ones?
Prince: WHAT! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!
Kyra: Wait we are?
Justine: You didn't know?
Kyra: No, but that's super cool! xD
Emmi: *uses heart attack*
Prince: *block*
Emmi: .-.
Prince: You know we have a fate, right? *raising wand for a spell*
Emmi: No. Where's the proof?
Prince: *uses beam attack* The families we originated from.. our  dads were friends before we were born. So basically our kingdoms have a link and we're fated.
Emmi: *blocks and gets ready to attack* Are you stupid?
Prince: What do you mean?
Emmi: *heart attacks* Our families had a dangerous, bloody war before we born AFTER our dads became friends. SO... basically that just ruins our *rolls eyes* "fate."
Prince: WHAT!
*All Bubble Bouncers except for Lillie gasp*
Lillie: You guys didn't know? *munching on Pocky*
Emmi: Adam, you didn't know?
Prince: N-no.
Emmi: So you're saying you didn't research the fact that your dad's army killed MY dad's army and my dad?
Prince: No..
Emmi: *makes floating vehicle and flies towards prince* Basically what happened in the past just means I hate you!
Prince: I'm sorry! *aimlessly shoots beams at Emmi* SORRY SORRY SORRY!
Emmi: *blocks every single beam as she flies* Sorry isn't an excuse, you disgrace!
Prince: *keeps shooting*
Emmi: *keeps flying and blocking*
Tim: *fart* So *fart*'ing INTENSE!! *fart*
Emmi: *reaches front of prince*
*If this were an anime I would've done this part in slow motion. c:
Prince: :O
Emmi: *whacks him with wand*
Prince: *flies across stadium and hits wall*
Emmi: *shoots prince with hearts*
Prince: *collapses and out of fighting energy*
Announcer: ...He's down! Princess Emmi wins! That's another point for the Bubble Bouncers! It's 2-0! Bubble Bouncers are the Blue team for a reminder! Blue is left! Red is right! Remember as R is for red and ri-
Joy: SHADDYAP! *leaps and kicks announcer in face*
Justin: PWNED!
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, *blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah*
Joy: =.=;;
Emmi: *shoots with heart* SILENCE!
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, *blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah*
Makrosz: What the hell?
Kyra: *shoots*
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, *blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah*
Thomas: RAHH!! *throws 2H sword at announcer*
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, *blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah*
Sherry: *opens announcer and takes out batteries*
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, -Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, -blahblahblah...
Mikachu: Wut?!?!
Noodles: OMG! It was a robot!
Audience: *GASP*
Lydia: OMG! Where's the real announcer?
Joy: Ah, who cares, I appoint myself announcer. BUBBLE BOUNCERS WIN THE 10TH LEGENDARY J-
Real announcer comes back.
Announcer: HEY! *steals microphone*
Joy: *whines*
Announcer: You know, I'm part of the group against the Bubble Bouncers. I'm the healer. So.. NEXT MATCH! 
Announcer: HEALERS! COME DOWN!
Justine: Guess I'm up next.
Sherry: Good luck Chibi *blow heart*
Bubble Bouncers: Good luck Justine :D
Justine: *spots dead fish* -So that must be the match-
Announcer: So, Justine, the-
Justine: How'd you know my name?
Announcer: Because I-
Justine: Okay continue. :3
Announcer: So anyways-
Justine: What are we gonna do?
Announcer: STOP INTERRUPTING! Anyways-
Justine: So we have to stop interrupting? Okay! *takes out bowl of water with revived fish in it- The point of this battle was to revive the dead fish first.
Announcer: WHAT! I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Justine: I did know. I just kept interrupting you while reviving my fish. That's what you get for being an announcer and a fighter, and not paying attention.
Announcer: UGH!
Justine: One point, please~ nya
Announcer: Ugh, fine.. JUSTINE WINS! THE POINTS ARE 3-0!
Justine: Yay!
Tim: *farts and knocks out his opponent instantly*
Announcer: What the hell..
Tim: YAY!
Announcer: THE POINTS ARE NOW 4-0!
Bubble Bouncers: Yay!
Announcer: COME BACK TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT MAT-
Member of other group: *faint*
Announcer: THE POINTS ARE NOW 5-0 DUE TO SMELLY FARTPHOBIA!
Josh: Is that even a real sickness?
Sandei: Tim took out my opponent as well as his own D: No fair!
Tim: IS WHAT YOU GET FOR YELLING AT ME FOR FARTING :D
Sandei: But I gave you all that popcorn! D:<
Tim: Ohh yeah..
Sandei: You meanie!
Announcer: DON'T YOU DARE AMBUSH ANYMORE!
Tim: :( Okay.
What will happen in the next chronicle! Find out by reading what will happen in the next chronicle!
Kyra: Stupid narrator. D: