Friday, February 17, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 52 The Typical Week of the Bubble Bouncers. Very Normal.

Umm.. lets start with Sunday. xD 


                                        ~Sunday~


Justine: :D Let's all go to a movie!!
Tim: -*o* POPCORN- CAN I COME? :D
All Bouncers except Emmi: HELL NO!
Emmi: Buy your own ticket and go to a different movie.
Apparently, as usual, the bouncers went to see a movie that Tim REALLY wanted to see.
Tim: *sneaks in with the Bubble Bouncers*
*2 hours later, when the movie's done*
Tim: *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART UNTIL THE WHOLE THEATER SMELLS BAD*
Midori: EVERYONE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!
*back at the castle*
Emmi: TIM! I told you to go to a different movie!!
Tim: But where you were was the only place where the movie I wanted to see was... D:
Joy: Dude. It shows for a fucking week. You could've gone tomorrow.
Tim: I'm sorry T_T
Neko: Makrosz, you didn't censor...?
Makrosz: I only censor in public :o

And then the bouncers spend the rest of the day being pissed at Tim because their noses hurt...


                            ~Monday~
-when the bouncers arrive at pico school-
Teacher: LET'S REVIEW THE KID STUFF. WUT IS 1+1? THOMAS?
Thomas: *snork* *snaps awake* 17!
Teacher: FUCK NO! IT'S 11!

Thomas: OHH WHAT?
Emmi: -.- *looks at Sherry*
Sherry: *nods*
Emmi: *activates princess charm* Teacher~ The Bubble Bouncers have a very complicated life so can we just all take a break for 20 minutes? ^ ^~ -sparkle sparkle sparkle-
Teacher: :o Sure.
The Bubble Bouncers walk into the hallway and everyone out there faints.
When they come outside...
Emmi: Thomas =.= Pay more attention in class...
Thomas: D: But I can't. MATHS TOO HARD!
Lillie: o3o Baka.

Midori: Yes, yes /nodnod Baka.
Emmi: Pay more attention and maybe you'll get smarter. You won't impress your little girlfriend just by being smart. You gotta make a strategy for defending her too...
Thomas: ;3;
After the lecture, everyone has regained their consciousness. They faint when the Bubble Bouncers come back.
Emmi: We're back :D
Teacher: Perfect. Now, who knows how to find the area of a circle? Lillie?
Lillie: -snaps awake- THE FORMULA IS... PI RADIUS SQUARED! O3O

Teacher: Correct!
Teacher: Find the area of this circle. Princess?
Emmi: It's obviously 314 cm squared...

Teacher: How expected of you!
~Lunch time~

Thomas: *throws food at everyone in the cafeteria except for the Bubble Bouncers*
Emmi: Thomas! That's disgraceful!
Thomas: But we always have food fights.. D:

After school...
Emmi: -lectures Thomas for about 1 hour again-
Emmi: =3= Now go back to your room.
Thomas: Yes ma'am D:
                                   ~Tuesday~
*Emmi's the first one to walk in school*
Pico dudes: PRINCESS!!!!! BE MY VALENTINE!!!!!
Emmi: How disgraceful. It's not even Valentine's Day.
Pico dudes: PRINCESS!!!!! DATE ME PLEASE~~~~!!!!!
Emmi: -looks for someone who activated Prince Charm- No thank you.
Random pico dude: MIDORI-SAMA!!!! BE MY SENSEI PLEASE!!!!
Midori: Only if you show worthiness and speed. >:O
Lillie: The Pocky's mine -3-;
Thomas: -strips-
At breaktime...
Emmi: That teacher is disgraceful. The reviews are wayy too easy and we're not learning anything.
Thomas: ... We aren't?
Katie: I agree, Emmi. Hm... IK IK! :D WE SHOULD PULL A PRANK!
Midori: A wise idea, indeed. Katie, what's the plan?
Katie: Well, I'm gonna put a thumbtack on the teacher's chair. As the teacher jumps up out of shock, he will land on a cup of milk on the floor. Midori, while the teacher's jumping, throw a kunai and make the teacher's hat stuck on the chalkboard. Got it?
Midori: -was thinking about her sensei and didn't pay attention much- Mhm o3o

-bell rings. It's classtime-
Teacher: -sits on thumbtack- OWWWWW!!!
Midori: *throws kunai through teacher's body*
Picos in unison: -didn't see Midori throw it- HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED? -everyone runs out-
After everyone's gone...
Katie: O_O WHAT THE HELL MIDORI! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO AIM FOR THE HAT! OR WAS YOUR AIM BAD THAT TIME? D:
Midori: I thought you told me to kill him. I wasn't paying attention.. .-.
Thomas: Bullshit Midori. You killed the teacher. I was learning so much too o_O
Katie: You were? All he was doing were stupid reviews...
Thomas: Really?
After school....

Midori: If someone asks me about it, I'm blaming it on Kidachi :D
Katie: All is good then. xD
Joy: What the hell happened at school?
Midori: I barely saw Kidachi throw the kunai during class. It's definitely him who killed the teacher.

Joy: o3o I see...


                         ~Wednesday~
Midori: Excuse me, principal.
Principal: Yes, Midori?
Midori: You know how Mr. Gayla died yesterday due to a sudden kunai?
Principal: Mhm. I'm hiring a new teacher for you guys.

Midori: Well Kidachi was the one who threw that kunai. None of the other picos saw it just because they weren't ninjas. Only I managed to see it happen. After Kidachi threw the kunai I saw him jump out the window to the cafeteria.
Principal: I see. Hm... I'll suspend Kidachi.
Midori: Good ^ ^ We've always hated each other anyways.
Principal: ^ ^
At class time...

Tim: ~fart~
Mr. Hankey: WHO DID DAT? HM? HM??

Tim: Dat was me.
Mr. Hankey: Owh. Okay :>
Lillie: o3o *crunches on Pocky way too loud*
Mr. Hankey: WHO DID DAT? HM? HM??
Lillie: Dat was me. o3o
Mr. Hankey: Owh. Okay :>
Emmi: o.O

Sherry: -nods at Emmi and Midori-
Midori: -makes clone of Emmi and makes her run out crying-
Mr. Hankey: HAY! WHY YOU CRY? -chases after clone-
All the picos burst out laughing.
Emmi: ;3 No one can resist even a clone of me.
Prepre: -makes bubble and traps Mr. Hankey in it-
Josh: Prepre that's going too far. O_O
Prepre: Too bad :D
Mr. Hankey: WHAT THE FU-
Makrosz: Nope~
Katie: -puts roses around his fingers so that he can't pop the bubble-

Sherry: Katie o_O
Katie: -shrugs- It's just for fun :D
And so, Mr. Hankey floated away.
Neko: Aw I could've done something...
Lydia: Why'd you guys do that? I mean, I didn't care about the teacher but what if someone finds out it was us?
Starz: Smex appeal is all we need. ;3

Lydia: Right...
Art time.
Emmi: Teacher, my hand hurts. Can I take a break?
Mrs. Chapstickbish: Sure ^ ^

Tim: =3= An easy way to weasel out of something you hate.
Thomas: Teacher? Is dis good? :D
Mrs. Chapstickbish: What the hell? Hell nawh it fucking sucks... DRAW BETTER!
Lillie: Teacher? Dis good? o3o

Mrs. Chapstickbish: HOLY SHIT! MY EYES! SO MUCH GLORY IT'S TOO GOOD FOR MEEEEEEE -faints-
Justine: Nice drawing Lillie. But I think we should all run out of class now.. xD
After school...
Emmi: Thomas, how do you find the perimeter of a square?
Thomas: Umm..... Pi Radius Squared.

Emmi: WRONG! -slaps- Your new order is to study more. =3= -gives him K-6 book-
Thomas: SO... HARD!    
                       ~Thursday~
Tim: -farts and makes music teacher faint- Ahh.. felt so good.
Lydia: No music now I guess... =3=
Ella: We never have music anymore ever since Tim moved in and joined us xD
Kyra: I wanted to make a song with my guns. Now that's all gone. It's all Tim's fault. :|
Tim: Sowwy :<
Emmi: -hair flips-
-all picos faint-
Emmi: Now we can discuss this for a while without any interruption.
Lillie: Now, Tim, you need to stop farting that much. o3o -eats Pocky-
Tim: It's just a bad habit D: Everyone has a bad habit.
Lillie: Umm.. yours is a disgusting one. /presses-button You'll never get a girlfriend like....
-spotlight turns on Thomas-
Lillie: He does.
Kasumi: Isn't that going a bit far?
Tim: -cries-

Mikachu: o_O Lil-pie made a boy cry.
Thomas: Aww -pats Tim's shoulder- I know how I can find you a girlfriend. Just come to my room in the castle after school.
Tim: -sniff- Really?
Thomas: Really. :)

Tim: Gee, thanks, man!
Lillie: ... Good luck with that.

After school...
Thomas: Tim, I need a sexy picture of you. Smile handsomely.
Tim: -smiles-
Thomas: o.o -takes picture- Now we're ready!
Tim: :D

Thomas: -makes event called:
~Hot, handsome, sexy-ass boy in picture needs the sexiest girlfriend ever~
Tim: ;3

-50 picos come, 10 picos leave-
Thomas: ... Tim, what kind of girl do you want?
Tim: I need a sexy girl who's also very nice to me :3 

-10 picos ask Thomas to be their boyfriend-
Thomas: Oh, no, sorry, I'm taken. Pay attention to him -points at Tim-
-those 10 picos leave-
Thomas: ...
Tim: ;o -goes up to someone- Wanna be my gf?
-she leaves-

Thomas: ATTENTION PICOS! IF YOU BECOME TIM'S GF I'M GONNA SHOW YOU MY MUSCLES!
-picos crowd around Tim-

Tim: Hey girls~ ;D
-9 more picos leave-
Tim: Wanna be my girlfriend? ;3
-rest of the picos leave-
Tim: What happened? D:
Thomas: I dunno...

Tim: -cries-
Thomas: -pats back- It's okay, man. We can try next time ^ ^
Tim: T^T

Thomas: >.< 
                          ~Friday~
-gym time-
Emmi: -has princess charm on so any ball that gets thrown at her gets pushed back-
Lillie: -eats Pocky and watches anime while transformed into Gray, so she freezes all the dodge balls-
Thomas: -pokes each ball and pops them all-
Tim: -farts to push ball back-
Josh, Sherry, Kasumi, Ella, Lydia, Sandei, Neko, Camy, Justine, Justin, and Mikachu: -claws each ball to defend themselves-
Bun Bun: -jumps to dodge each ball-
Midori: -dodges each ball-
Kyra: -shoots each ball down-
Prepre: -puts each ball in a bubble-
Noodles: -controls noodle bowls to catch each ball-
Gym teacher: ONCE AGAIN, TEAM BUBBLE BOUNCERS WIN!
Bouncers: Yay~
Other picos: No fair, they have super powers >:|

The rest of the day went fine since picos avoided them.


                             ~Saturday~
Midori: -zooms into Thomas's room and kicks him out the window so that he lands on Midori's tallest train-to-jump pole- あなたのお尻をゲット·アップ·アンド·電車!
Thomas would know what that means since it happens every Saturday.
Thomas: AHHHHHHH -his nuts hit the top of the pole-
The pole tips over and crashes into the girl section of the mall.
Pico girls: -SHRIEK!!!- *starts to take Thomas's clothes off-
Thomas: OHH FUCK!!! MIDORI!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DANIELLE!!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily (remember her? She's the maid): o.O
Midori: ... I hope he's doing fine /thumb
Lily: o_O /nodnod
-several hours later-
Starz: THOMAS!!!!!!! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND EAT!!!!!!!!
Thomas: I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON THOUGH!!! -screaming from the mall- AND THE GIRLS TOOK MY CLOTHES AWAY!!!!!
Starz: GIRLS!!!! GIVE HIS FUCKING CLOTHES BACK SO HE CAN EAT!!!!!!!
-2 hours after that-
Thomas: T_T I got raped by girls again.... DAMN IT MIDORI!
Midori: You must train to impress your girlfriend. That's what sensei would say.
Thomas: I GOT FUCKING RAPED IN THE PROCESS D:
Midori: Train harder to overpower those girls. You can't possibly be weaker than 1000 girls, can you?
Thomas: Eventually, they'd break through my armor...
Midori: -slaps- URUSAI! You're admitting it! You must impress Danielle. What if she was captured by those 1000 girls?
Thomas: Then I'd fight back.
Midori: Exactly! -kicks in nuts- THAT'S WHY YOU MUST FUCKING TRAIN!
Thomas: T_T
After dinner...
Emmi: -makes party event-
Pico girls: -SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- *runs after Thomas*
Thomas: Shit...

That's exactly what their daily lives are like. Yes, they CAN cause mischief...
Nothing more to say~

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 51 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel- The Final Battle or is it...

Sorry I haven't made a chronicle for so long >.< I been slacking too much. 
Today I had a good day so I might as well make some chronicles :D Enjoy~~
Announcer: TODAY IS THE FINAL BATTLE! EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T FIGHT YET GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE!
Emmi: How disgraceful =3=
Starz: I never wanted to fight. I never get to talk with stars during the night because of these stuupid battles....
Lydia: v.v Dun wanna fight.
Ella: ._.
Announcer: HURRY THE
Makrosz: Nope~
Announcer: UP!
Justin: Guys, take your masks off. Teams may be uneven, with them having more people, but one of the guys on the opposite sides has Ailurophobia (a fear of cats...)
Kasumi: Seriously?
Sandei: *takes mask off* *goes behind guy* ME-OW~NYA~

Guy: o_O WAHHHHHH *runs away*
Announcer: ONE OF THE GUYS FROM THE TEAMS FLED!
Justin: Hey guys, the rest of the people over there has Siderophobia. (a fear of stars)
Starz: :D *calls stars from other side of world to come* TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE FUCKING STARS! HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ASSES ARE!
Tim: o_O;
Starz: What? It's the holy star chant...
Joy: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Katie: XD
Starz: WDF DUN LAUGH ITS RACIST O3O
Announcer: EVERYONE ELSE HAS FLEED DUE TO THE FEAR OF STARS!
Kyra: What the hell?
Announcer: THEREFORE THE BUBBLE BOUNCERS WIN.... AFTER THIS ONE EVENT!
Josh: What's it about?
Announcer: THERE ARE SOME GAMES! EACH GAME YOU LOSE, YOU LOSE ONE POINT. RIGHT NOW YOUR POINT IS... -crap I lost track- 30-0!! LOSE ONE GAME YOU HAVE 29-0! THESE MINI GAMES ARE HARD AND LIFE RISKING, AND BECAUSE OF THAT, EVERYTIME YOU WIN A GAME, YOU EARN 2 POINTS! ONLY ONE PERSON CAN PARTICIPATE IN EACH GAME!
Announcer: THE FIRST MINI GAME REQUIRES GREAT SPEED!
Bun Bun: o3o I-
Midori: I'm going in.
-play music to increase drama-
Bun Bun: *tears in eyes* But Midori, you're the only ninja we have. I should go because I'm just another animal girl. You're valuable... D:
*bouncers crying*
Emmi: Midori don't... 
Midori: I'll be a noble sacrifice if I lose.
Justin: Don't T_T
Midori: Don't worry ^ ^ I'll manage.
Kyra: DON'T PRESS THE FREAKING BUTTON! DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE! PRESS THE BUTTON AND I'LL BE SO FU-
Makrosz: Nope...
Midori: *presses*
Announcer: MIDORI A NINJA, TRAINED BY THE LEGENDARY UNKNOWN NINJA GOD, HAS DECIDED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE MINI GAME!
Bouncers: MIDORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DIE ON US!
Midori: .-. ...
*stop the sad music. NOWW!!*
Midori: *dodges every single sharp blade, knife, kunai, spikes, and shuriken that the robot throws*
Bouncers: O_O
Midori: *dodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodgedodge*
Announcer: v.v
Midori: *lands on target area*
Bouncers: Wow wdf...
Midori: Tch. A mere robot is too slow for me.
Announcer: GIVE CHEERS AND CLAPS TO MIDORI! THE POINT IS NOW 32-0!
Announcer: NOW ONLY ONE GAME LEFT! IT REQUIRES GREAT STRENGTH AND DEFENSE!
Thomas: I'LL GO! :D
Josh: Sure, go ahead! :D
Thomas: I'm too sexy to die, and if I do, you better all cry.
Bouncers: ............................................................ Sure.......
Thomas: How come you all love Midori and not me? -_-
Sherry: Dw, you'll be a noble sacrifice :3
Danielle: T^T GOOD LUCK HON!
Thomas: Ty :D *presses button*
Announcer: SIR KNIGHT THOMAS DECIDES TO PLAY THE LAST GAME!
Thomas: HELL YEAH! BRING IT ON, BITCH!
*robot comes out*
Thomas: *kills in one hit*
Bouncers: -Damn...-
Thomas: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT WAS TOO EASY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Announcers: THE BUBBLE BOUNCERS WIN THIS LEGENDARY JEWEL!!! GIVE CHEERS! *hands to bouncers*
Emmi: Ty very much.
Camy: COCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCONUT!!!!!
Stay tuned for the next adventure :> If it was an anime it wud be the ending of season 2 xD