Tuesday, May 22, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 70- Another day and some twins.

Emmi: Alright everyone, now that everything's all cleared up thanks to Midori, go back to training!
Lillie: Is the everything the Akuma?
Emmi: Shh! Anyways, go!
Due to depression, Thomas's wisdom went down to 3/5...

Lillie: OI! WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION?
Thomas: MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH

Lillie: Oh wow.. you're actually right...
Midori: Heh, he lost like... 4 girlfriends
Thomas: SHUT UP!
Midori: Says the guy who had 4 girlfriends.

Joy: Oi, Tim, who's the new girl?
Joy: Was she a recruit?
Tim: Nope, my girlfriend.

Justin: OMG! AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT! What's her name?
Girl: My name is...

Bouncers: ~The Tension~
Girl: Elora.
The name is thanks to Google. Now be quiet and keep reading.
Emmi: That's a nice name ^ ^ Welcome to the castle.
Elora: Thank you ^ ^
What Elora looks like

Thomas: O.O;
Midori: Thomas, don't even think about it. It's your best friend's first girl, go get your 5th one.
Thomas: -strips and runs outside-
Midori: What the hell did I just say...?
5 minutes later...

Another girl: Hello. My name is Akuma.
Accurate picture of Akuma the 4th... I mean she's actually just Akuma... or is she?
Neko: WHY THE HELL IS THERE ANOTHER GOD DAMN PRINCESS OF HELL NAMED AKUMA?
Akuma: I'm not a princess.
Kyra: Wow. So original. -it's called sarcasm-

Midori: Oh no D:
Bouncers: What's wrong?
Midori: Everyone except for Elora and Akuma go to the meeting room!
Lydia: Waait is something wrong?
Midori: Very wrong.

In the meeting room...
Midori: Okay, so here's the thing.
Midori: A long time ago, the Queen of Hell and the King of the Fairy Land were married. They did something you know about and had twins. One was ELORA and one was AKUMA. Elora is more like the King of Fairy Land. She was born first. Then the Queen of Hell and the King of Fairy Land were divorced and the Queen of Hell married the King of Hell. Then THEY did it and then right after that Akuma was born and was more evil than Elora.
Tim: They look nothing like o_o
Midori: The King of Fairy Land and Elora look alike. Akuma looks more devilish.
Prepre: Why are they in the human world?
Midori: Before the King of Fairy Land and the Queen of Hell got divorced, they were planning the divorce. They argued about whoever got to keep the kids and eventually sent them off into the human world when they were very young so that they could live normal lives.

Noodles: So.. in simple terms... they were unique princess twins that were sent off into the human world to live normal lives but they're secretly princesses?
Midori: Yes.
Midori: They live in a hotel since they're royalty and they're really rich...
Midori: Or DID live in a hotel. Now they're here...
Midori: And they don't get along. Akuma attempted to kill Elora a lot of times.
Emmi: This is quite dangerous...
Midori: It is. So what do we do?
Kyra: I think we should keep them here and carefully watch them If Akuma tries to kill Elora again... kick Akuma out.
Joy: Thomas, you have horrible taste.
Ruby: Sheesh, Thomas, you always go along with princesses of hell and whatnot -continues to read book-
Thomas: Shut up you're just jealous.
Joy: Uh, no I'm not. Even though you can sparkle you're still retarded.
Midori: Er, yeah. Meeting closed.
Midori: As a sidenote this is Thomas's 5th girlfriend.
Justine: So Elora, do you get along with Akuma at all?
Elora: -twitch but still smiling- No, no not at all -evil aura-
Justin: Oh god...
Sherry: It runs in the family.
Midori: By the way guys, they can both transform and fly.
Ella: That's quite obvious...
Thomas: REALLY?
Midori: Well duh, one's a fairy and one's a devil princess. Dumbass. I thought you gained wisdom ever since Lillie's clone trained you.

Thomas: -.-;
Justine: Really? How come?
Elora: -talking really fast- Akuma used to boss me around and she always stripped me if I refused to do something-
Thomas and Tim:

Elora: -and now I have entered a rebellious state and ever since then we hated each other.
Justine: .... I see.
Elora: So that's the reason why we hate each other.
Mikachu: Mhm...
Emmi: Guys! Don't forget to train!
Bouncers except for Kyra and Neko: Yesh Ma'am..

Neko: So let's fill you guys in. 
And so, Emmi, Kyra, and Neko filled Elora and Akuma into the storyline that's happening right now.
Kyra: So if you fight with us...
Emmi: We have a great chance of a victory.
Elora: I'll help.
Akuma: I don't know... Elora's a bit-
Makrosz: Nope!
Akuma: And I'm more evil so I'm suited to go to the Scarred Skulls...

Emmi: Come on pleease~
Akuma: Eh...

Neko: For
Neko: THOMAS?!?!?!!?
-dramatic music- 
Akuma: FUCK IT I'LL JOIN!
Kyra: Thank you <3

1 hour later...
Akuma: Elora! Get me some icecream!
Lily: Uh, that's my job... want me to get you-

Akuma: ELORA!
Elora: NO! I WON'T GET YOU ANY!
Akuma: Bitch.

Elora: I'm not getting you your icecream.
Akuma: -grabs Elora-
Elora: NOOOO DON'T~
Lily: -backs off-
Thomas and Tim: o//o
Josh: Oh god.. COVER THE KIDS' EYES!
Tim: We're not kids D:
Thomas: Yeah that's right >:O I read enough porn for this!
-silence-

Josh: GET THEM!! And cover your own eyes as well.
Josh and Sherry grabbed Thomas, and Ella and Sandei grabbed Tim.
Thomas and Tim: -struggles to see what's going on-
All 6 of them just heard...
Elora: Let goo~
Akuma: GET ME THE DAMN ICECREAM!!
Elora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO -screams-

Akuma: BITCH YOUR DRESS IS OFF NOW GET THE DAMN ICECREAM!!
Tim: OMG REALLY?
Elora: TIM! HELP!
Tim: I CAN'T ELORA! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED AS WELL!

And then... Thomas and Tim broke free and saw a 1 second sight. Elora and Akuma wearing.. nothing...
And thus this happened to Thomas and Tim.

Akuma: -grabs towel to cover herself up- GET ME THE DAMN ICECREAM!
Lillie: A combination of incest and yuri...

Elora: I'M NOT GETTING THE ICECREAM D:
Lily: -gives Akuma icecream- Jeesh calm the fu- I mean CALM DOWN!
Elora: -kicks Akuma and runs-
Akuma: -grabs Elora's certain spot-
Elora: EW YOU PERVE YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR ICECREAM -kicks again-
Akuma: -eats icecream which gives her more energy-
Tim: -wakes up but sees Elora for 1 second and goes back down-
Elora: TIM!!! 
-sad music-
Tim: Be careful... my honey... -faints-
Elora: -runs upstairs and locks room-
Akuma: -transforms and prepares to run outside and fly up to Elora's window-
Emmi: -makes barrier around Akuma- TIME OUT!
Akuma: -tries to break barrier-
Emmi: It won't work since this runs on wisdom. Your perviness of your twin sister fails your wisdom and therefore, you can't break out of my wisdom. You're not smarter than me so you can't break out xD
Akuma: GRRRRR -gets all mad and tries to break barrier-
Emmi: -yawns- Your wisdom got reduced.
Akuma: -faints-
Emmi: ELORA! DID YOU FINISH CHANGING? YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
Elora: Oh thank you Emmi~
Emmi: No problem ^ ^
Kyra: We need to keep a better watch on that crazy thing x.x;
Neko: Yeah...