Saturday, August 4, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 85- Journey for the Source of Power- Day 1

Warning: Very strange (maybe) mini-plot ahead~
It's the next day. The 5 Bouncers are at the port buying their ship.
Justine: The weather forecast said it would be sunny today... which is a good thing.
Thomas: Well, let's go buy the ship.
Tim: -points- Justin's already doing that.
Kasumi: Yeah.
In the distance...
Ship Seller: That would be 100,000 gummies.
Justin: -pays- Thank you!
Ship Seller: No, thank YOU. ^_^ I'm honored that you chose my boats. -bows-

Justin: No problem. My family chose these boats.
Ship Seller: I see...
Thomas: DAMN YOU JUSTIN AND JOSH! YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO PROVE ME WRONG!
Josh (from the communicator of course): What was that? All of us bouncers do.

A few laughs come from the communicator.
Thomas: GOD DAMN IT! -stomps on ground and some ground breaks-
Justine: ...
People start talking.
Citizen: Hey, aren't those the Bubble Bouncers that were on the news yesterday?
Back to the bouncers.
Bouncers: -humiliated once again-
Kasumi: Let's get on our boats and positions.
Justine: -takes out summon scroll- I'll make the beds downstairs.
Tim: -holds on to the back of the boat- Time to get this boat working.
Justin: -takes steering wheel and starts sailing-
Kasumi: -goes on the crow's nest and wields bow and arrow-
Thomas: -stands where he wants since he fights only in a close range-
Kasumi: Ha. Your positions suck. The wind feels good up here~
Thomas: Shut up.
Justine: I'm done. I summoned beds of our class.
Justin: Scrolls do strange things...
Justine: I wish we could go on my water dragon... oh well.
Kasumi: Guys. I see a ship. Like... our sized ship.
Justin: We're sailing in that direction anyways. Let's go sail to them.
Tim: -does big fart to boost more-
They arrived to the ship.
Justin: That mark...!
Tim: -climbs up ship- What mark?
Kasumi: The Scarred Skulls! -loads arrows-

Scarred Skulls Member: Whoa whoa whoa, we're not your enemies anymore. We're just fishing for food... we have no real home except for Skullista's abandoned Earth castle.
Thomas: How do we trust you?
Scarred Skulls Healer: Look at the fading mark. The Scarred Skulls has disbanded now that Skullista was killed and sent back to Hell. It takes one week for it to vanish. Today's the last day. It's almost gone.
Kasumi: -unloads arrows-
Justin: I see. But let me use my powers to confirm you don't have any weapons. -concentrates-
A few seconds later...
Justin: It's just fishing rods and bait. You can go now.
Used-to-be Scarred Skulls member: Told ya so.
Healer: Thank you!
And they sailed away.
Tim: -goes back to his position-
Justin: Time to keep sailing. -continues to steer boat-
Thomas: I want some enemies to fight...
Kasumi: -replaces flag with the Bubble Bouncers mark flag- There. Now we have a better chance to fight enemies. Happy?
Thomas: T^T Thank you Kasumi~~~ 

Kasumi: Uh... you're welcome...
And the Bouncers sailed on.
Thomas: I'm bored.
Justin: That's too bad. We're not bumping into another ship- hey... look... Um...
Kasumi: -loads arrows- Another ship?
Note: If any other bouncers not on this journey have lines, it's from the communicator.

Sherry: Hey, what's going on?
Tim: Nothing much. We just spotted another ship. A cannon ship...

The flag waved in the air and the mark shined. 
The cannon ship fired.
Justin: Steer left then go right. As the ship goes right, Tim, use another big boost!
Thomas: -does so-
Tim: -FART-

The two ships are next to each other now.
Justine: Oi. Who are you supposed to be?
Considered enemy: Hello Bubble Bouncers. We're the Afro Hunters.

Midori: FUCK! THEY STOLE THAT FROM THE AFRO NINJAS! KILL THEM! NOW!
(Remember the Afro Ninjas? *wink wink*)
Afro Hunter: I don't think that's happening. -has arrows loaded-

Justin: Not that I'm protecting them, but I think they stole that name from the Hunters too!
Justine: Get them!
Kasumi: -uses knife arrows to cut through the wood and sink the enemy ship- Let's fight for this boat.

Afro Hunter: Challenge accepted.
Justine: -summons spear- -twirls spear to block arrows then attacks-
Tim: -fart boosts himself into one of the Afro Hunters to knock him into the water... then farts on the Afro Hunter until he runs out of breath. Afterwards jumps back on the ship-
Lillie: What was that sound? Did Tim fart again? It was pretty loud :|
Tim: It was for a purpose, you know!
Justine: -jabs one of the Afro Hunters then blocks an arrow- Gee... I haven't fought for a while.

Kasumi: -shoots one of the Hunters- Right where I was aiming too.
Thomas: -shields arrow then stabs the nearest Hunter-
Kasumi: Where'd the girl hunter go?
Justin: -concentrates- Thomas! Behind you!
Thomas: Huh? AH!
Justine: -jabs the hunter- I got her... but I didn't make it in time...
Thomas: My energy... but my armor's unaffected...
Justin: Thomas, are you okay?
Thomas: I feel weak...
Kasumi: She used the vibration arrow! It doesn't hurt anything you're wearing, but it travels through the armor and the strength of the armor effects you!
Thomas: Ugh...
Justine: -puts spear down- Don't worry Thomas, I'll heal you.
Akuma: What? Something happened to Thomas? -sounds like she's about to cry-
Justin: Yes, Akuma, but Justine's here, so she can heal it. Don't worry.
Akuma: O-okay.
Justine: -goes healing concentration mode and begins to heal Thomas-
Tim: -goes back to normal boost mode-
Justin: -sigh- We've got a long way to go...
Kasumi: It's noon now. We should have lunch.
Neko: How are things going now? My parents have calmed down. They're taking a nap down there.
Justine: I'm healing Thomas right now, and we're about to have lunch.
Neko: I see. Well then, I'll bring this to the dining room. We're having lunch as well.
Justine: Understood.
All of a sudden, a merman that looked something like this came out of the water and onto the ship, and was so giant that his face was above the crow's nest where Kasumi was.

Um... yeah... let's continue.
Merman: Hello, beautiful one.
Kasumi: ... Hello.
Merman: What is your name?
Thomas: Thomas.
Merman: No, not you. I'm only asking the beautiful, good looking one.
Other 4 Bouncers: Hey! We're not good looking?
Merman: -ignores- Anyways, I've been depressed lately. -does big speech about depression, no point of the world, and stuff like that-

Merman: But now... after seeing you... I found a purpose of the world.
The wind blows.
Kasumi: What's that? -expecting something about love-
Merman: 

To help you and become your food!
Bouncers:


Kasumi: Look, it's nice and all that you're offering this, but since you're being nice, I think I should let you go. Do something else with your life... 
Merman: I can't do anything else. -turns himself into a fish his size and kills himself-
Bouncers: ............................................
Justin: He was depressed...
Emmi: All Bubble Bouncers. A moment of silence for the merman.
Ruby: -puts down book and gets tissues-
Justine: No fair... us at the boat don't have tissues.
And the Bouncers proceeded to cry.
Tim: -already up on the ship- We only just met him but... but... but...
Ella: But he seemed like such a... a good man...
The Bouncers cried even more.
After the little funeral...
Kasumi: Lunch time now? -sniff-
Justin: Yeah...
Thomas: Well~ it'd be a shame to let this food go to waste~
Bouncers: WHAT?!?!?
Thomas: ...Like.. uh.. just keep the bones. He wanted to be our food. He did what he needed to.
Bouncers: T-true...
Thomas: I HAVE TRIUMPHED! I HAVE FINALLY PROVED THE REST OF THE BUBBLE BOUNCERS WRONG! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justine: -slap- Shut up. Let's eat now.
Justin: And we couldn't think straight because we were sad. Ever thought about that?
Thomas: Damn... counter trolled.

Justin: Anyone know how to cook?
Thomas: You're funny if you think I can.

Justin: I know you can't. You're an idiot.
Thomas: -.-
Tim: My fart can heat the food so much that it cooks.
Rest of the crew: No thank you!
Thomas: It'd logically be Justine or Kasumi.
Justine and Kasumi: Oh really? State your reason.

Thomas: Well... you're girls so...
Look at the picture and you know what happened next.

Justine and Kasumi: SEXIST ASSHOLE!
Thomas: You guys are so mean D: I was speaking the truth~...


Justine: Speaking of which, I know how to cook. Lily taught me some stuff.
Justin: Ooh, nice.
Justine: But the boat can't move or else it might get messed up.
The rest of the day went by normally. After dinner, the Bouncers decided to take a break.
Thomas: Can't go online for my stuff.. hmm... Ooh! I have these! -takes out his magazines-
Justine: This is why the Hunters called you disgraceful.
Thomas: Shut up! If you started you'd understand!
Justin: The rest of us aren't starting. We're not disgraceful like you.

Thomas: Fuck you all.
Rest of the day went by normally. Stay tuned for the next day~

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