Monday, August 13, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 88 (The Real 88 Due to a Mess-up in the Past)- Another Request?

Emmi: Let's get to that war-style movie now. -picks up phone and dials the number- Hello?
Jeremy Gisjake (on the phone): Hello. Princess, I'm sorry, but we must post-pone that movie. Instead, get a girl that has never worn a dress before. My friend Casey Jakis has a magazine. Have you ever heard of the Picozine?
Emmi: I have. I read those.
Jeremy Gisjake: Good. Well, the next article subject is royalty. I have already gotten a prince. Please pick a girl bouncer that has never worn a dress before. If all of the girl bouncers have worn a dress, just get a girl to. She will get whatever color dress she wants. Then, her "prince" will bring it to her. Call back when you've made your decision!
Emmi: I understand. Bye. ^ ^ -hangs up- So. Who will be the one?
Everyone looks at Lillie. Except for Emmi.

Lillie: I've worn dresses in the past.
Then all the bouncers are looking at each other... until 30 seconds later... THEIR FOCUS IS ON MIDORI~
Midori: Um...
Bouncers: WE ALL KNOW FOR A FACT YOU'VE NEVER WORN A DRESS BEFORE!
Anthony: Before you were a ninja, you always wore shorts and a shirt~
Mikachu: We don't even know what you look like anymore~
Prepre: Show yourself :3
Midori: But... I've worn a dress before!
Bouncers: WHEN?
Midori: When... uh... um...

Emmi: -picks up phone- We've made our decision. Midori, what color?
Midori: -sighs- Green.
Emmi: -dials the number- Hello?
Jeremy Gisjake: That was quick. You've made your decision already?
Emmi: Yes. Midori's wearing the dress. It has to be green.

Jeremy Gisjake: No problem. The prince has the green dress in a box and is going to arrive at your castle in 10 minutes.
Emmi: Perfect. Can't wait to meet him.
Jeremy Gisjake: That is all. Goodbye.
Emmi: Goodbye. ^ ^ -hangs up- So 10 minutes. We should be able to wait... this... long...
When Emmi turns around, she sees all the bouncers except for Midori all excited and bouncy. 
Midori: -sits in corner-
Other Bouncers: -bounces-
10 minutes later, the doorbell rings.
Lily: I'll get that. -gets the door-
A boy in a ninja suit stands by... and he looks Midori's age.
Boy: Hello. This is the Bubble Bouncers castle, isn't it?
Lily: It is.
Midori: -rushes and hand spars with the guy-
It ends with each hand next to each other.
Lily: Uh...
Midori: It was a handshake. Konnichiwa, Akihiko.

Akihiko: Hello, Midori.
Elora: He's the prince?
Midori: And my childhood friend.
Joy: So many childhood friends.
Akihiko: I'm the prince. HAHAHA! Midori~ I love you~
Midori: Gomen. I don't like you back.

Lillie: Translation: Sorry, I don't like you back.
Midori: You're only a nice friend to me.
Akihiko: -sobs-
Bun Bun: That's quite cold of you...
Midori: It's only the truth.
Akihiko: Anyways, here's the box with your dress in it.
Midori: I'm not wearing it.
Akihiko: You will~
Midori: I'm not! -zooms away-

Akihiko: -catches up with Midori and tackles her- You will. Or else I'll rape you.
Midori: -kicks and runs-
Akihiko: -tackles Midori again-
Sherry: Thomas! Pin Midori down!
Thomas: -pins Midori-
Akihiko: You're wearing this thing whether you like it or not~
Midori: I give up! I'll wear it.
Everyone, even Amy, celebrates.
Anthony: Akihiko, I'll show you to the changing room.
A while later...
Anthony: Akihiko, you look awesome! Midori's gonna love you at this rate.
Akihiko: Wha- *ahem* I mean... it's not a surprise she'll fall in love with me~ -sparkle sparkle sparkle etc-
Emmi: Speaking of Midori, she's taking quite a long time...
Ruby: -stretches- It doesn't even take that long to put a dress on.
Bouncers except for the princesses: ONLY YOU GUYS WOULD KNOW!
Justin: Someone should probably check on her. I'm not using my psychic powers to check on her... sounds perverted.

Lily: I'll go check on her.
Akihiko: No worries, maid. I will~ -zooms up the stairs-
Justine: BUT YOU'RE A... boy... too late...
Lillie: Hentai.
Upstairs...
Akihiko: -knocks door- Hello~? Anyone there?
Midori: Go away.
Akihiko: Midori-chan~ Are you done yet?
Midori: Go away.
Akihiko: So cold. I'll open the door to see if you're done yet >:)
Midori: NO! I LOOK UGLY!
Akihiko: I'm sure you don't. -tries to open- Huh? It's locked...
Midori: Ha.
Akihiko: That won't stop me though. -takes out needle and picks the lock-  
Midori: NO~ I CAN'T RUN AROUND OUTSIDE IN THIS... OR HIDE... I'M TRAPPED~ 
The door unlocks, and Akihiko comes inside. He sees that Midori wrapped herself up in a blanket.
Akihiko: Your room really stands out from the rest... so Japanese-styled... I like it. Now... REMOVE THE BLANKET!
Midori: No.
Akihiko: Please~
Midori: I refuse!
Akihiko: -tackles-
Midori: -hops to dodge-
Akihiko: -turns around and trips Midori, then tackles-
Midori: Get off! If someone sees us like this-
Akihiko: You're silly, we're on the top story.
Midori: No, I mean-
Thomas: -opens door- Huh? Oh, have fun! -closes door-
Midori: THOMAS!!! GET BACK HERE!!!! THOMAS!!!!
Akihiko: Want to do it for real?
Midori: FINE! I'LL TAKE OFF THE BLANKET!
And so Midori removed the blanket.
Akihiko: とてもきれい... -about to faint-
Midori: You're lying.
Akihiko: I'm not! -grabs hand and they run downstairs-
When they get downstairs...
Makrosz: You look great together~
Midori: Are you sure...
Akihiko: No surprise we do. -calls Jeremy Gisjake- Hello? 
Jeremy Gisjake: Are you ready yet?
Akihiko: We are. What do we do now?
Jeremy Gisjake: Walk through THE WHOLE VILLAGE together, holding hands, and Casey Jakis and her staff will be taking pictures for the magazine.
Midori: WAIT-
Akihiko: Oh, okay. Bye. -hangs up- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Midori: Sensei.. I'm sorry... because of this, my identity will be revealed...
Akihiko: Let's go Midori. -takes out hand-
Midori: -//- Fine. -grabs hand-
Akihiko: OW! MY HAND!
Emmi: Hold it naturally.
Midori: My hands are sweaty now.
Neko: Just wash them >_>
After they walked out of the castle...
Picos started talking about the new "couple."
Midori: Why couldn't someone else do this?
Akihiko: I don't know, but I don't care~
Midori: You're training under my sensei's brother, right?
Akihiko: Yeah. 
Midori: Oh shi-... I mean... -cough- Oh dear, our senseis are going to be piss- I mean... mad.
Akihiko: Royal fail. Cute.
Midori: Silence, fool. Don't you realize how I feel right now?

Akihiko: -smiles- Do I look nice?
Midori: Uh... -//- You don't look half bad.
Akihiko: You're brighter than the moon.
Casey Jakis: Good, good! Keep it going!
Midori: -Screams-

Casey Jakis: Sorry. Did I scare you? I'm very sorry.
Midori: I forgot this was for a magazine...
Akihiko: Let's keep walking.
Midori: Fine.
At a restaurant...
Akihiko: You need some help with that? ;)
Midori: >_> Bitch no. I can eat this shit by myself. -covers mouth- Uh... that was her. -points at Casey Jakis-
Akihiko: So do you need help?
Midori: Bit- *ahem* I mean, I can eat this by myself, thank you very much.
Akihiko: Okay.
Midori: *ahem* Ass. *ahem*
Akihiko: What was that?
Midori: Nothing.
Then they got back to the castle.
Midori: -runs upstairs but trips- Damn dress!
Akihiko: -catches- PAYBACK FOR THE RESTAURANT BACK THERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Midori: ...Thank you...?
Akihiko: Give me a passionate thanks :(
Midori: Clingy bitch. No. -walks upstairs-
Akihiko: x'D
Lillie: Tsundere?
Midori: I can't be a tsundere if I don't love him. -continues walking-
Lillie: Ouch... um... -looks over- Akihiko... are you okay...?
This is what Akihiko looks like.

Lillie: I'll just leave you to mourn by yourself... -sneaks away-
Akihiko: OH WHYYYY DID SHE BREAK MY HEART~~~~~~ WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?
Midori: -while changing back- SHUT UP AND GO CHANGE!
Akihiko: Fine. Be like that. -starts to go to the guest changing room- -gets a cliched anime-like idea and walks upstairs to Midori's room-
*Thinks to self: Looks like she forgot to lock the door HAHAHAHAHAHAHA here we go~* -opens the door-
... this wasn't what he was expecting.
Midori: HA! MY NINJA INSTINCTS HAVE CAUSED ME TO COVER MYSELF UP WITH THE BLANKET!
Akihiko: Let me ask you something.
Midori: What's that?
Akihiko: Are you completely naked?
Midori: ...
Akihiko: YOU ARE! UNWRAP THE BLANKET! NOW!
Midori: -grabs pajamas out of nowhere, then quickly changes into them inside the blanket, then unwraps the blanket- GET THE FUCK OUT!
Akihiko: Oh no you didn't. 
They sparred without weapons inside Midori's bedroom.
It was a cold spar... and they kicked each other's legs.
Midori: -.- You have no delicacy whatsoever! I'll throw you out the window!
Akihiko: Doesn't matter since I'm a ninja.
Midori: Go home.
Akihiko: I have nowhere to live, I've been living where my sensei is. Princess Emmi gave me permission to live here. So I AM home. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Midori: WHAT THE HELL!? Anyways, can you get out? I'm going to change.
Akihiko: -mocks Midori- I refuse! 
Thomas: -opens door- Huh? Oh. Have fu-
Midori: THOMAS! GET HIM OUT! OR ELSE!
Thomas: ...or else what?
Midori: OR ELSE I'LL TELL AKUMA YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON HER! -kicks Akihiko to Thomas- NOW GRAB HIM!
Thomas: -grabs- FOR AKUMA! YEAH! -walks out seizing Akihiko-

Midori: -quickly changes to her normal ninja suit and runs downstairs-
When she runs downstairs she sees the Bubble Bouncers, Akihiko, Amy, Casey Jakis, and Jeremy Gisjake downstairs looking at the photos that Casey Jakis and her staff took.

Midori: Wha--- NO!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?
Emmi: My personal favorite is this one.

Sherry: Aw... I like that one too.
Akihiko: -whistles- Look at that blushing face~
Midori: ...Um...
Casey Jakis: THIS ONE SHALL BE THE COVER~ 
Midori: WHICH ONE- Oh... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY D< Why couldn't Emmi and Anthony do it?
Anthony: Just because.
Midori: OR THOMAS AND AKUMA... OR TIM AND ELORA... OR JOSH AND SHERRY... WHYYY?!?!
All the people mentioned: Just because.
Midori: -sits in a corner while the fate of the pictures are decided-