Thursday, May 31, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 72- Stupid Hacker... Chibi Invasion!

Another fine day in the castle, kind of, everyone's training for the war and nothing unusual is happening.. or is it?
Let's zoom into another person for a bit... since it has something to do  with today's episode.
It's 8:00 am.
Person: Ooh, chibis are soooooooo cute and picos these days are soooooooo hot or sooooooooo handsome.
Person: Oh, I know! Since picos and chibis are totally badass, I should combine them together.
Person: We're in a computer based galaxy. -takes out laptop and starts up a chibi creating hack- Heeheeheeheeheehee.... -takes out all the Ameba Pico profiles and clicks on all of them- In 12 hours, the chibi formation will start, and then in another 12 hours... EVERYONE WILL HAVE A CHIBI CLO-
Person's mom: Honey! It's time for breakfast!
Person: Aw mom, I was JUST gonna do my evil laugh! UGH!
Person's mom: 'Kay you stubborn bitch, do your evil laugh and come down here.

Person: Okay mommy. EVERYONE WILL HAVE A CHIBI CLONE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Person's mom: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COME DOWN!
Person: OKAYYYYYYYY JEEZ!

...Back to the castle.
Emmi: Good job all! That's enough for today.
At reset time...
Justin: Princesses.
Elora: Yes Justin?
Justin: I feel something quite suspicious going on. However, I don't know what it is.

Justin: In the next 12 hours something strange will happen.
The 6 Princesses started panicking.
Emmi: Omgomgomgomg will the Scarred Skulls attack early?
Elora: Will they set the castle on fire? D:
Akuma: Will they rape us all?
Kyra: Will a group of assassinaters try to kill us all?
Neko: Will dogs kidnap me?

Ruby: Will someone steal my books?
...And much more...
Justin: No. It's much more suspicious than that. If those suggestions were to be true then I'd be able to know what it is.
Justin: -bows- I'll try to figure it out.
Emmi: Good luck Justin..
11 hours and 59 minutes later....
Justin: Everyone! Come for a meeting! Quickly!!! Don't bring ANYTHING with you!!!!
The bouncers filled up the meeting room quite quickly.

Justin: Something suspicious is going on and will happen in about 30 seconds. What I can read out right now is...
Justin: Chi....Chi....bi.....Chibi.....Gen.....Gener....Gener...Chibi Gener...Generator.... CHIBI GENERATOR!
Right at that moment, the Chibi Generator happened.

The bouncers screamed out of surprise. Even Midori.
Emmi: What in the name of gracefulness is going on?!?
Justin: It's a hack! We're in a computer based galaxy and someone hacked Pico!
Emmi: Oh gosh... I have to say, though, my chibi self is quite cute.
Elora: Aww, look at Chibi Emmi...
Emmi: -looks out window- It happened to everyone else too!
Chibis are found in purses, hats, sunglasses, pants, shirts, and other nasty or not nasty things.

Chibi-Emmi: -points at Chibi-Thomas- Oi! Disgrace! Get stronger!
Josh: They sound like us except they have a higher and cuter voice.

Chibi-Thomas: -cries-
Lillie and Chibi-Lillie are watching anime together.
Emmi: These chibis are cute and nice. But the problem is, unless people quit Pico, they'll over populate the Pico world.
Akuma: Chibi me, BECOME A BADASS!
Elora: Oh.. that's a shame...

Starz: Mini me, look through the skies. Can you see the stars?
Chibi-Starz: Yes I can.

Starz: Aren't they pretty?
Chibi-Starz: Yes they are.

Starz: I'm sad though... You'll over populate the pico world. At least when you're gone you can live in the pretty stars.
Chibi-Starz: Ooh :D
Justin: The pico world just shook. Everything's malfunctioning O.O
Justin: Now there will be another set of Chibis that are the opposite of us Dx
Chibi~Emmi~2: -strips- I the sexy princess <3
Chibi-Emmi: Stop being disgraceful!
Chibi~Thomas~2: (is a sissy) -runs away from Chibi-Thomas-
Chibi~Lillie~2: Fuck anime it sucks. -sticks out tongue-
Chibi-Lillie: Hey! No dissing the likes of anime!
Lillie: Anime is good! :|

Chibi~Lillie~2: Pocky's disgusting. Len Kagamine's ugly and sings bad. Vocaloid's retarded. Kpop sucks.
Lillie and Chibi-Lillie: @#$%(@&#$@#(*$&%@$&*#^&@*$%(@#&$*(^@#&$%@*#&$*(%@&#$(*%&!#*&@#$*&%@#$(%@*)$(%*@)#($*%)(!*$)(@*$#%)(@*#$(%)@*#$)(%*@#$)(%&)!*@&#%*@#$&%*@&#$%*(@#$&%@)$(*%@#)($*@#)
Justin: This is pretty bad. I'll try to locate the hacker.
Emmi: Do that ._. Please ._. Before my 2nd chibi gets on the news ._.
Justin: Okay. -goes into concentration mode-
Chibi~Justin~2: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Justin: QUIET! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Chibi~Justin~2: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Justin: -goes to room and concentrates-
Chibi~Justin~2: -follows while Lol-ing-
Chibi-Justin: -holds Chibi~Justin~2 back-
Chibi~Justin~2: Let me go -kicks-
Chibi-Justin: No! Master is doing something very important and you're distracting him!
Justin: I know where the hacker lives!

Kyra: Let's go all! 
Justin: I have a map that works good. Whereever we walk it shows where we are.
Justin: -taps destination and zooms into it-
They see a guy sitting at his laptop and making the chibis work. He's attempting to make a 3rd set of chibis.
Josh: That's definitely the hacker. I've seen him before. I stopped him from making giants. I don't know if he's dangerous or not.
Akuma: So now what?
Ruby: We go. -reads book-

Emmi: Battle formation in case we get attacked or the hacker is dangerous.
Elora: Chibis will go on the outside this time. We have bonus protection right? They're lighter so they're faster.
Kyra: Right.
And so they ventured to the hacker's house.
Sherry: Here it is...
Lydia: Should we break in or knock the door?
Emmi: Breaking in will ruin our reputation.

Akuma: Knocking the door might get us attacked.
Emmi: >.> :|
Akuma: <.< :|
Lillie: I say that Thomas should yell until the hacker comes out.
Emmi: Good idea ^ ^
Thomas: -yelling and stuff-
Person from the beginning of the story: -comes out- What do you want?
Prepre: -makes bubble and pops it like a badass- Bam! You un-bubbly bitch! We caught you!
Justin: -puts away map- Hmph.

Justine: We'll bring you to justice!
Thomas: The about-26-of-us-or-so!
Bouncers: -looks at Thomas- >.> LAME!
Thomas: Hey, it's not like I keep track of the number of bouncers :|

Lydia: You shouldn't have added the line in the first place :|
Makrosz: Exactly! That was going to be Midori's line!
Midori: You stupid bit- Wait...

Bouncers except for Makrosz: MAKROSZ SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN NOPE?!?!?!?!
Makrosz: I did a long time ago... when I joined. Also, nope is only for censoring O.o;

Bouncers except for Makrosz: I see..
Makrosz: :( Are you thinking that my only good purpose is censoring?
Emmi: Nonono it's not that. It's just that-

Person: -.- Can we cut to the chase already? Why are you guys here?
Emmi: No. No. No. You have to be respectful to the Bubble Bouncers :| Say, "Why are you, oh-so fabulous Royalty Paradise, the famously fabulous Bubble Bouncers, here? In front of this disgraceful mess?!" And cut out that Cut to the chase thing! It's disgraceful!

By the way, the house IS a disgraceful mess. The paint's peeling off, the grass is dying, and it's just a mess...
Person: -rolls eyes and about to speak-

Emmi: Don't roll your eyes at us!
Person: -sighs heavily sounding like he's pissed off and about to speak-

Emmi: Don't sigh like that at us! It makes you seem like you hate us!! Now say those words!
Person: :| -starts- Why-

Emmi: Don't make that face at us! And bow as you say it!
Person: -.-

Emmi: Don't make that face!
Person: ._.

Emmi: Don't make that face!
Bouncers except for Emmi: -thinks; Well looks like Emmi got into her super royalty mode...-

Person: -bows- Why are you, oh-so fabulous Royalty Paradise, the famously fabulous Bubble Bouncers, here? In front of this disgraceful mess?!
Emmi: -looks proud and mighty- Well, us famously fabulous Bubble Bouncers found out that you have been disgracefully hacking the Pico World and therefore creating these chibis. Tell us why.
Person: Well... well... -blushes-
Emmi: I demand an answer!
Person: I love chibis and picos...

Emmi: What are you?
Person: A pico.

Emmi: No, that's not what I meant. o.0 I mean, what do you do?
Person: Oh... I'm... a high-class perverted otaku and hacker.
Lillie: Ew pervert! Though I also watch anime and read manga.
Kyra: Do you have any idea what you have done to the Pico world?
High-class perverted otaku/hacker: N-no... is it bad? I thought I just made cute chibis...

Neko: Stupid! You've done something high-class-ly retarded!
Emmi: You've done something disgracefully disgraceful! Undo the hack or... or...

Justin: -whispers into Emmi's ear the guy's 1st weakness-
Emmi: Or you have to streak in public!High-class perverted otaku/hacker: YES PRINCESS I'LL UNDO THE HACK RIGHT AWAY!!!! -runs inside-
3 seconds later, all the chibis disappear.
Noodles: Another case solved! ^ ^
Ella: So...

Midori: I'm guessing he's not hacking anymore.
Thomas: UGH!! MY CHIBI SELVES WERE SO HOT!!!
Tim: SAME HERE -cries-

Thomas: -cries-
Elora: It was to help the Pico world...
Neko: -.- Let's just go back to the castle.

Sorry I haven't been posting stuff lately D:

Okay... I just want to apologize to you Chronicle and Blog or Both fans... I haven't been posting because...
My Social Studies project is seriously stressing me out. Or was ^ ^;
Luckily for you Chronicle/Both people, I cleared out most of the stuff in the project. I just need to finish the fake journal part and the poster board after that. If I don't make it... I'll be in a lot of trouble.
I'm currently thinking of an idea.
Well I thought of one but I'm debating whether to use it or not...
Actually I might not use it. It's another parody. When I made a parody last time (You guys should probably remember) I personally thought it wasn't that good.
Actually the parody... (hard to explain into words)
Anyways, in return, I'll do some not-so-hardcore-math-because-I'm-like-the-2nd-or-3rd-best-math-student-in-my-class for you :3 (I'm not 1st because of this guy in my class named... I'm not telling you. But it IS the guy who was in the Make-Up chronicle about the play about the Quest for Medusa's head. :| He does extra math every weekend and does independent studies during math class. Too advanced Dx)
Um, so anyways, I'll get a fraction (and other things) of the Chronicles and all of the Published posts that aren't drafts.
Give me a second to do my math.


Fraction: 71/246 (including this post) Able to simplify? No. 71 is a prime number.
Meaning the fraction of Chronicles and all of the Published Posts that aren't drafts is 71/246


Decimal: About 0.28. My valuable time was wasted on this since I didn't know it would go on forever :|


Reciprocal: 246/71


Percent: About 28%


And so, I taught you some math. You're welcome.
By the way I got another idea for the chronicle. I just need the plotline down now. Give thanks to math for giving me time to think about the chronicle :3