Thomas: -tries taking picture of some random girl's chest-
Akuma: THOMAS!!!!
Thomas: WAHH D:
Akuma: WE'RE BREAKING UP!!! YOU SHOULD BE CARING ONLY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND BUT NOW YOU'RE BEING A PERVERTED BITCH!
Thomas: T^T NONONONO AKUMA I'M SORRY D:
Akuma: GOOD BYE!
Thomas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile...
Sandei: -goes scientist cat mode- I shall find a way to increase Tim's agility. Without stinking up the place.
Sandei: -makes loss weight thing that looks like, tastes, smells, and functions like popcorn... except it won't make Tim's fart smelly and it'll make him lose his weight :3-
5 minutes later...
Sandei: Finished >:3
Tim: SANDEI! WHERE'S MY DAILY POPCORN?
Sandei: RIGHT HERE! IT'S EXTRA BUTTERY TODAY!
Tim: OH HELL YES!
~After training...~
Bun Bun: How come Tim didn't have smelly fart..?
Sandei: Who knows? >:3
Bun Bun: Don't tell me you've-
Emmi: ~over intercom~ COME TO THE MAIN HALLWAY. RIGHT NOW!
The main hallway was filled with bouncers.
Tim: My tummy wummy feels drained...
Emmi: -pointing at weight scale-
According to the weight scale, Tim lost 120 POUNDS!
Lillie: WHO THE HELL IS HE?
Sherry: That's my student?
Bun Bun: He didn't have smelly fart so...
Sandei: Princess... I gave him weight losing popcorn.
Neko: WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING???
Prepre: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
All the girls are screaming but they're interrupted...
Tim: Oh honeys, don't fight over me.
Kasumi: Bitch in your dreams xD
Starz: Go wish for that over a shooting star or something LOL
Tim: -about to cry-
Joy: Heh. Fu-
Makrosz: Nope!
Joy: You. Bit-
Makrosz: Nope!
Noodles: Back to censoring?
Makrosz: Yep xD
So all the excitement is over...
Akuma: T-Tim...
Tim: Yesh?
Akuma: Be mine~
Tim: o.o What about Thomas?
Akuma: He was being an asshole.
Tim: o.o;;; Okay...
Skip to 0:19
Thomas: O.O
Thomas: H-hey, Tim... can't you get another girl now that you've slimmed down? D:
Akuma: Stupid! We broke up remember? It's your fault anyways :|
Tim: W-wait
Akuma: Let's go on our first date~ -walks off pulling Tim along-
Thomas: Wait! What about training?
Emmi: Training time is over. How'd you think he slimmed down?
Thomas: D:
Thomas: Midori... lemme borrow your camouflage items.
Midori: 'Kay here good luck.
Thomas: -cries as he puts everything on-
Thomas: -goes to stalk Tim and Akuma-
Tim: I love you Akuma :3
Akuma: I love you too :3
Akuma: SO where should we go?
Tim: Umm...
Akuma: Let's go to the park~
Tim: Okay :3
It wasn't true love at first... but as time went by Tim was starting to like Akuma more.
Akuma: Look at the pretty ducks :D
Tim: Yeah :D
Thomas: Tim's starting to enjoy it now :(
Tim: Want me to treat you for icecream?
Akuma: Yesh~
Tim: What flavor?
Akuma: Vanilla.
Tim: -gets ice cream (and attracting a lot of attention) and comes back to the bench where Akuma is sitting-
Akuma: Ooh :D
Tim: I forgot some of my change...
Akuma: Let's share it then <3
You know what happened next. Now shut up and read.
Thomas:
Tim: Mmmm Yum... vanilla.
Akuma: Yesh yesh :3 Let's go to the movies.
Thomas: -wipes tears- Shit.. I need a disguise.
Thomas: -runs back to castle-
When he gets back... he explains to Lily.
Lily: So that's the problem... that's bad. So you need a disguise?
Thomas: Yeah...
So now this is what Thomas looks like.
Thomas: WOO! I'm badass. Thanks Lily! :3
Lily: No problem o.o Don't let the bitch catch you.
Emmi: -GASP-
Lily: What?
And so... Thomas resumed his operation of stalking Akuma and Tim.
Now pause the video up there and play this one. Pause at 1:31...
Somehow, Thomas catches up with Tim and Akuma. Barely though.
All three of them JUST got to the movies.
Tim: What movie do you wanna watch... my princess?
Akuma: Umm... this one!
It's Princess Pocky... an anime Lillie's watching (if you read the last episode then you'll know what I mean :3)
Thomas: -thinks ~So she IS into anime!~-
Tim: Okay princess <3
Tim: -buys tickets for himself and Akuma-
Thomas: -buys ticket-
And so, they went inside to watch Princess Pocky- Episode 1
Anime- I am dignification! I am the Pocky lover.
Anime- I am.. Princess Pocky. ~opening theme song~
Tim: -eats some of the popcorn-
Thomas: -thinks ~...didn't Sandei sell that popcorn?~-
After the movie's done...
Pause this video, scroll up and unpause the other one.
It's dawn. Tim and Akuma are at the park again.
Tim: Hey Akuma...
Akuma: Yes honey?
Tim: I love you.
Akuma: I love you too. -kisses Tim-
Thomas: -cries-
Tim: Isn't that Thomas's voice?
Akuma: Huh?
Thomas: -his hat falls off-
Tim: THOMAS! What are you doing here?
Thomas: I stalked your date.
Tim: Dude what the hell? I thought we were friends!
Thomas: You stole my girl from me!
Tim: You guys broke up so technically she wasn't yours after that!
Thomas and Tim: -glares at each other and transforms-
Akuma: Tim don't fight him D:
Pause the song.
Tim: Sorry my princess... there are times when I must =_=
Thomas: She'll be my princess soon :|
Thomas: -stabs Tim-
Tim: -punches Thomas really really hard-
Intense amount of fighting energy flies into the sky.
Both of them jump back.
Thomas: Huh. Not bad.
Tim: You aren't bad yourself.
Akuma: Guys stop fighting D:
More people are crowding around.
Random noob: Did you see that intense energy? I recorded it on my iPhone!
A bunch of people are chattering about it.
Some Rich Dude: Wait. Aren't those two best friends?
Your average pico: Yeah. Why're they fighting?
Random noob: They're probably fighting for the sexy beast over there.
The fight gets more intense.
Now I don't know WHERE they got these but...
Thomas and Tim: -takes out gun after transformations run out-
Random people watching: -flinches for a second- WHOA!
Thomas and Tim: -panting-
Thomas: I dun wanna have to do this bro D:
Tim: Me neither bro D:
Thomas and Tim: -still panting-
Thomas and Tim: -sighs and puts down their guns-
Random people watching: Phew...
Thomas: I don't wanna lose my best friend because of this.
Tim: Yeah. Me neither.
Thomas and Tim: -hugs each other-
Tim: You'll be my best friend forever. 'Till the day we die.
Thomas: Yeah. And if we die, we should die together.
Akuma: So....
Tim: Akuma. I'm sorry but... we'll have to break-
Suddenly a kunai goes through Akuma.
Random people watching: WHOA!
Midori: Damn it. I missed. SENSEI WHERE'D YOU GO?
Midori's Sensei: Common Midori. Be faster than that and KILL THE DAMN DUMMY!
Midori: Ah, sor- oh shit... I killed Akuma...
Thomas: MIDORI!
Some rich dude: IT'S THE LEGENDARY MIDORI!
Some random noob: AND WE'RE SEEING HER SENSEI! OMI- wait... where'd he go?
Your average pico: DAMN IT WE ONLY SAW HIM FOR A SPLIT SECOND AND HEARD HIS VOICE!
Some rich dude: I recorded his voice. Time to spread it.
Midori: I killed someone.... fuck...
Tim: ;_; Let's just all go back to the castle.
Therefore, no one got to keep Akuma. Midori killed her.
Akuma's life ended with a date o.0 So... yeah...
And someone tell me how many times Thomas lost a girlfriend now. I need to reactivate my BBB (secret code word that I won't let out yet, but you can take a guess xD) and think of ideas for the next chronicle xD
Akuma: THOMAS!!!!
Thomas: WAHH D:
Akuma: WE'RE BREAKING UP!!! YOU SHOULD BE CARING ONLY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND BUT NOW YOU'RE BEING A PERVERTED BITCH!
Thomas: T^T NONONONO AKUMA I'M SORRY D:
Akuma: GOOD BYE!
Thomas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile...
Sandei: -goes scientist cat mode- I shall find a way to increase Tim's agility. Without stinking up the place.
Sandei: -makes loss weight thing that looks like, tastes, smells, and functions like popcorn... except it won't make Tim's fart smelly and it'll make him lose his weight :3-
5 minutes later...
Sandei: Finished >:3
Tim: SANDEI! WHERE'S MY DAILY POPCORN?
Sandei: RIGHT HERE! IT'S EXTRA BUTTERY TODAY!
Tim: OH HELL YES!
~After training...~
Bun Bun: How come Tim didn't have smelly fart..?
Sandei: Who knows? >:3
Bun Bun: Don't tell me you've-
Emmi: ~over intercom~ COME TO THE MAIN HALLWAY. RIGHT NOW!
The main hallway was filled with bouncers.
Tim: My tummy wummy feels drained...
Emmi: -pointing at weight scale-
According to the weight scale, Tim lost 120 POUNDS!
Lillie: WHO THE HELL IS HE?
Sherry: That's my student?
Bun Bun: He didn't have smelly fart so...
Sandei: Princess... I gave him weight losing popcorn.
Neko: WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING???
Prepre: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
All the girls are screaming but they're interrupted...
Tim: Oh honeys, don't fight over me.
Kasumi: Bitch in your dreams xD
Starz: Go wish for that over a shooting star or something LOL
Tim: -about to cry-
Joy: Heh. Fu-
Makrosz: Nope!
Joy: You. Bit-
Makrosz: Nope!
Noodles: Back to censoring?
Makrosz: Yep xD
So all the excitement is over...
Akuma: T-Tim...
Tim: Yesh?
Akuma: Be mine~
Tim: o.o What about Thomas?
Akuma: He was being an asshole.
Tim: o.o;;; Okay...
Thomas: O.O
Thomas: H-hey, Tim... can't you get another girl now that you've slimmed down? D:
Akuma: Stupid! We broke up remember? It's your fault anyways :|
Tim: W-wait
Akuma: Let's go on our first date~ -walks off pulling Tim along-
Thomas: Wait! What about training?
Emmi: Training time is over. How'd you think he slimmed down?
Thomas: D:
Thomas: Midori... lemme borrow your camouflage items.
Midori: 'Kay here good luck.
Thomas: -cries as he puts everything on-
Thomas: -goes to stalk Tim and Akuma-
Tim: I love you Akuma :3
Akuma: I love you too :3
Akuma: SO where should we go?
Tim: Umm...
Akuma: Let's go to the park~
Tim: Okay :3
It wasn't true love at first... but as time went by Tim was starting to like Akuma more.
Akuma: Look at the pretty ducks :D
Tim: Yeah :D
Thomas: Tim's starting to enjoy it now :(
Tim: Want me to treat you for icecream?
Akuma: Yesh~
Tim: What flavor?
Akuma: Vanilla.
Tim: -gets ice cream (and attracting a lot of attention) and comes back to the bench where Akuma is sitting-
Akuma: Ooh :D
Tim: I forgot some of my change...
Akuma: Let's share it then <3
You know what happened next. Now shut up and read.
Thomas:
Tim: Mmmm Yum... vanilla.
Akuma: Yesh yesh :3 Let's go to the movies.
Thomas: -wipes tears- Shit.. I need a disguise.
Thomas: -runs back to castle-
When he gets back... he explains to Lily.
Lily: So that's the problem... that's bad. So you need a disguise?
Thomas: Yeah...
So now this is what Thomas looks like.
Thomas: WOO! I'm badass. Thanks Lily! :3
Lily: No problem o.o Don't let the bitch catch you.
Emmi: -GASP-
Lily: What?
And so... Thomas resumed his operation of stalking Akuma and Tim.
Now pause the video up there and play this one. Pause at 1:31...
All three of them JUST got to the movies.
Tim: What movie do you wanna watch... my princess?
Akuma: Umm... this one!
It's Princess Pocky... an anime Lillie's watching (if you read the last episode then you'll know what I mean :3)
Thomas: -thinks ~So she IS into anime!~-
Tim: Okay princess <3
Tim: -buys tickets for himself and Akuma-
Thomas: -buys ticket-
And so, they went inside to watch Princess Pocky- Episode 1
Anime- I am dignification! I am the Pocky lover.
Anime- I am.. Princess Pocky. ~opening theme song~
Tim: -eats some of the popcorn-
Thomas: -thinks ~...didn't Sandei sell that popcorn?~-
After the movie's done...
Pause this video, scroll up and unpause the other one.
It's dawn. Tim and Akuma are at the park again.
Tim: Hey Akuma...
Akuma: Yes honey?
Tim: I love you.
Akuma: I love you too. -kisses Tim-
Thomas: -cries-
Tim: Isn't that Thomas's voice?
Akuma: Huh?
Thomas: -his hat falls off-
Tim: THOMAS! What are you doing here?
Thomas: I stalked your date.
Tim: Dude what the hell? I thought we were friends!
Thomas: You stole my girl from me!
Tim: You guys broke up so technically she wasn't yours after that!
Thomas and Tim: -glares at each other and transforms-
Akuma: Tim don't fight him D:
Pause the song.
Tim: Sorry my princess... there are times when I must =_=
Thomas: She'll be my princess soon :|
Thomas: -stabs Tim-
Tim: -punches Thomas really really hard-
Intense amount of fighting energy flies into the sky.
Both of them jump back.
Thomas: Huh. Not bad.
Tim: You aren't bad yourself.
Akuma: Guys stop fighting D:
More people are crowding around.
Random noob: Did you see that intense energy? I recorded it on my iPhone!
A bunch of people are chattering about it.
Some Rich Dude: Wait. Aren't those two best friends?
Your average pico: Yeah. Why're they fighting?
Random noob: They're probably fighting for the sexy beast over there.
The fight gets more intense.
Now I don't know WHERE they got these but...
Thomas and Tim: -takes out gun after transformations run out-
Random people watching: -flinches for a second- WHOA!
Thomas and Tim: -panting-
Thomas: I dun wanna have to do this bro D:
Tim: Me neither bro D:
Thomas and Tim: -still panting-
Thomas and Tim: -sighs and puts down their guns-
Random people watching: Phew...
Thomas: I don't wanna lose my best friend because of this.
Tim: Yeah. Me neither.
Thomas and Tim: -hugs each other-
Tim: You'll be my best friend forever. 'Till the day we die.
Thomas: Yeah. And if we die, we should die together.
Akuma: So....
Tim: Akuma. I'm sorry but... we'll have to break-
Suddenly a kunai goes through Akuma.
Random people watching: WHOA!
Midori: Damn it. I missed. SENSEI WHERE'D YOU GO?
Midori's Sensei: Common Midori. Be faster than that and KILL THE DAMN DUMMY!
Midori: Ah, sor- oh shit... I killed Akuma...
Thomas: MIDORI!
Some rich dude: IT'S THE LEGENDARY MIDORI!
Some random noob: AND WE'RE SEEING HER SENSEI! OMI- wait... where'd he go?
Your average pico: DAMN IT WE ONLY SAW HIM FOR A SPLIT SECOND AND HEARD HIS VOICE!
Some rich dude: I recorded his voice. Time to spread it.
Midori: I killed someone.... fuck...
Tim: ;_; Let's just all go back to the castle.
Therefore, no one got to keep Akuma. Midori killed her.
Akuma's life ended with a date o.0 So... yeah...
And someone tell me how many times Thomas lost a girlfriend now. I need to reactivate my BBB (secret code word that I won't let out yet, but you can take a guess xD) and think of ideas for the next chronicle xD
