Wednesday, July 6, 2011

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 1

This is another fine day in the castle.. except when...
Lillie: *eating pudding while watching anime*
Thomas: I'm soo bored x.x
Emmi: At least there aren't any evil monsters here because we have no power at all...
Sherry eventually found a book in her room. It wasn't a book the bouncers have seen before.
Emmi: Should we take a look at it?
Sherry: Whatever the princess says ^-^
Tim: I hope it's free popcorn :O
Josh: Free popcorn comes in packages, not books.
Sherry: *opens the book*
The book sucks everyone in the castle into the book. 
Everyone, eventually, were in another realm.
Lillie: OMG!! WHERE ARE WE?
Emmi: Idk Dx
Thomas: Sweeet~ Somewhere to explore
Sherry: *cat ears perking up* It looks dangerous x<
Tim: *farts*
And then everyone wildly starts running around and panicing like crazy. 
Suddenly, an old man appears outta nowhere!
Old man: Calm down, young ones.
No one seemed to hear OR see him. Everyone was busy panicing like crazy people would.
Old man: OMG SILENCE!!! OR ELSE I WILL KEEL CHU PEOPLEZ!!!
Lillie: :O Hi old man!
Tim: *farts*
Josh: I knew it..
Sherry: Good day to you sir *curtseys*
Emmi: Good day to you ^-^
Old man: >.< >.> <.< That fart was pretty loud whoever did it
Tim: SHADDYAP! *farts*
Old man: Whatever. As you guys can see, the book you opened sucked you into this realm. You guys are the chosen ones!
All the bouncers in unison: The chosen~~~ Ones!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Old man: SILENCE
Bouncers: Yes sir x<
Lillie: But we were just trying to-
Old man: SILENCE! LET ME EXPLAIN!!!!
Old man: You guys have been chosen to eliminate all of the idiots in your world! Of course, there are other groups that have been chosen as well, but you guys are expected to be the strongest ones.
Bouncers: *listening*
Old man: Well that's all I can reveal for now.
Sherry: May we go home now?
Old man: No. You guys need your epic super-power symbols.
Lillie: What do they do? *eating pudding*
Old man: They give you special abilities. Very, very, special.
Thomas: Okay then give us our symbols!!
Old man: I wont be giving your symbols to you. My apprentice kitty Justine will. Well bye guys xD Justine will be coming shortly.
And the mysterious old man poofed.
Justine: Nya!
Thomas: Whoa! o.o;
Justine: :O Good day to you princess *curtseys*
Emmi: Good day to you too ^-^
Thomas: Okay, okay, just give us our symbols and get us outta here!
Justine: Okie~ Who wants to go first?
*silence*
Justine: Hey! Princess! You can have the symbol of hearts, bubbles, or the crown.
Emmi: Umm I'll take hearts.
Justine: What about you Lillie?
Lillie: HOW'D YA KNOW MA NAME? >:o
Justine: Master told me :3
Lillie: Well who told him??
Justine: No one. He's a pedo master who stalks young people like you.
Sherry: Oh dear...
Josh: Uh oh..
Justine: Anyways.. Thomas, take the symbol of the sword :3
Thomas: A sword!! Fine by me ^-^
Justine: Hmm... Lillie. What symbol do you want?
Lillie: I'll take the symbols of anime!
Justine: ... Alright then x3
Lillie: Hellz yeah!!
Tim: Well what do I take?
Justine: *holding her nose* Well you can have the symbol of gas :D
Emmi: *cough*
Tim: e.e Fine.
Justine: Hmm.. Sherry, you can have the symbol of cats and Josh can have Rekkan.
Sherry: Alright then ^-^
Josh: Okay~
Justine: I'll send you guys back now.
Thomas: Yes!
Justine: Wait! I forgot to tell you guys something!!
Lillie: I wanna watch anime though x<
The old man reappears.
Lillie: Pedo man is back!
Old man: Shush that mouth of yours.
Emmi: Bad manners, sir.
Old man: IDC
Sherry: Don't shout at the princess >.<
Old man: WHATEVER! 
Justine: Master, calm down.
Josh: *sigh*
Old man: First of all, to transform, you have to touch your symbol and shout "BOUNCE" 10 times.
Bouncers: Cool!
Old man: >.< And second of all Justine will be living with you because I'm SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING HER IN MA HOUSE!!
Justine: -.-;
Sherry: Leave the poor girl alone, sir.
Lillie: Pedo man has a problem!
Old man: SHADDYAP AND GO BACK TO YOUR STUPID CASTLE ALREADY!!
Tim: *FART FART FART*
Thomas: Ughh you broke your old record...
Justine: *teleports everyone back home, leaving the pedo man to smell Tim's digusting fart*
Thomas: Well that was amusing...
Josh: I don't wanna remember what just happened back there xD
Lillie: ANIME!! PUDDING!!
Emmi: That pedo man was disrespectful and mean.
Sherry: Don't worry princess ^-^ I don't think we have to see him again.
Justine: I didn't like him either ^-^ Lol. I bet I'll like this new place better than that other realm over there.
Tim: *FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART*
Thomas: OMG!! HOW MUCH POPCORN DID YOU EAT TODAY?
Lillie: $31 worth of pudding. FAIL
Emmi: *sigh*
                                                                               To be continued...

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