Friday, June 8, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 74- THE WAR! Day 1

Day after day, they trained hard. They trained the hardest they could. Until.... that day came.
Emmi: So Anthony, what's your power? I don't see why it's such a huge surprise.
Neko: I know right =.= Just show it >:O
Kyra: We want to see your god damn power >:O
Elora: It'd be nice to know what it is ^ ^
Akuma: Show the fucking power already god damn it -.-
Ruby: -reading-
Anthony: Alright alright... I'll show it if you insist.
Anthony: -transforms into a Prince Sword fighter similar to Marth from Fire Emblem.. I guess.-
Prepre: Interesting...
Thomas: Bitch please... I could beat him up!
Anthony: Nah... speed helps as well, and I have more speed.
Thomas: You wanna go?
Emmi: Guys, it's the day of the war. We can't have Justine tired before we get there.
Ella: It's the day of the war?
Midori: HOLY SHIT!
Ruby: I trained well. What about the rest of you?
Emmi: Considering the defense unit is better and Lillie's clone enhanced his armor, I think we're fine.
Makrosz: I still have the map. -opens map-
Justin: I also created a base for us. As long as we get there in an hour or under, I'll be able to lay it down.
Justine: That's good. We should hurry there before the base disappears.
Camy: Let's go~
And they set off to the battle area.
When they get there...
Lillie: I brought a compass :3
Justin: Good. The Scarred Skull's base is just 5 miles west from here.
Justin: -lays down base-
Lydia: Cool~
Emmi: Royal chef! Help provide food for our side. 
Chef: Alright princess.
Emmi: Everyone else! Any betraying may... result in execution.
Bouncers: We wouldn't do such a thing.
Emmi: Good.
Joy: So what's the plan?
Elora: Thomas should be our defense unit. Midori should spy and capture Mika. Chef will provide food. Everyone else fight.
Neko: And remember what Holder Green said.
Kyra: "The fate of the world is in our hands."
Midori: -creates clones of Justine, the chef, and herself-
Tim: Why'd you make clones of yourself?
Midori: Protection for myself AND when someone collapses, I can just use the clones to take them out back to our base.
Tim: Ohh.
Midori: -wraps invisible cloak around base- Now only we can see our base.
Kanade: -coming down- Guys! I can't say much because the Scarred Skull's power is keeping me from coming down to help you fight.
Emmi: Kanade!
Kyra: -about to shoot trap-
Akuma: Kyra don't. That'll give us away.
Kanade: Don't worry about me! It'll just hurt me when I try to come down. But what I'm trying to say is...
Sherry: What is it?
Kanade: If you lose the war, they'll take over your castle and take the charm!
Josh: The charm?
Kanade: The charm that protects the beauty and peace of Ameba Pico!
Noodles: Where's the charm in the castle?
Kanade: It's in Anthony's room!
Joy: So if we lose, they'll take over the world by taking over our castle?
Kanade: Yes! And also, if the world gets taken over, it will turn against Heaven and- -screams in pain and is taken back up-
Emmi: Kanade!
Lillie: o3o Turn against heaven and then what?
Justin: Even I don't know yet.
Thomas: Shit. Now we'll never find out.
Kasumi: We should save Kanade by winning the war, then she'll tell us.
Juice: This battlefield's all empty with only trees and shit...
Emmi: We're all set up now.
Elora: Offensive and spy unit, go!
At night time...
Midori: -she and her clones use camouflage and see through camouflage-
Midori: -sees Mika-
Midori: -thinks "There she is..."-
Midori and Mika make eye contact.
Each of them removes their camouflage.
Midori: So you have clones too?
Mika: Yes. I guess we were thinking the same thing.
Midori: I'd guess so.
...
All the ninjas start battling.
Midori: -kills all of Mika's clones-
Mika: -kills all of Midori's clones-
Midori: -dodges attacks-
Mika: -attacking fiercely-
Midori: -steps to the side and chases Mika-
Mika: -steps to the side and throws kunai-
Midori: -barely dodges, turns around, and stabs Mika-
Mika: -screams and collapses-
Midori: Heh, that was easy. You should've trained with sensei more ^ ^
Mika: Just finish me.
Midori: -remakes clones- Why?
Mika: Well I don't have my clones to take me back.
Midori: -ties Mika up in really tough rope that's hard to break out even with knights such as Thomas and takes Mika to the base-
The other knight: OI! AFTER HER!
Midori: Shit! -disappears with Mika-
The other knight: Damn... We missed her.
The-evil-version-of-Emmi: No worries. Remember our back-up plan?
Back at the base...

Thomas: Midori's back! 
Midori: Spy captured.

Emmi: Perfect. Now they can't spy on us.
Josh: Should we head out now?
Elora: I think you should.


Mika: -grins-
Lydia: o.0 You're held captive, why're you grinning?
Mika: -spits out red device-

Sandei: What's that?
Justin: A tracking device!

Neko: OH MY GOD DESTROY IT!
Thomas: -destroys but it's too late-

One of Mika's clones take the invisible cloak off the base.
Ella: Shoot...
Mika: Ha! Now what are you going to to? Your base is uncovered!
Joy: Well shit. I guess I'll have to use this.

Kyra: Huh?
Joy: -makes all of Mika's clones disappear- This should buy us some time.

Mika: How would that help? Buying time? Of course the ninja clones are going to come back and attack.
Joy: Wow... you're dumb... the tofu glues them to the floor for a while.
Emmi: Good Joy.
Ella: By the way, it's nearly night time.
Anthony: Well, Midori should go spy, and the rest of us battle off.
Emmi: Same method as before the base was uncovered...?
Anthony: Well yeah xD

Midori: -makes clones- A third of my clones bring back the defeated, the second third will spy with me, and the other third will fight.
Makrosz: Should we fight now?
Neko: Let's go!
It starts raining...

Lillie: Shoot! I can't learn anymore attacks!
Mikachu: Pie...

Emmi: I think you've learned a lot.
As the Bouncers set off, it rained harder and harder.
Ruby: -closes book- So...?
Evil-Version-of-Emmi: Let's introduce ourselves before we battle. I'm Skullista.

Emmi: (Seriously?) I'm Emmi.
Anthony: I'm Anthony, Princess Emmi's noble prince.
Emmi: I never agreed to that yet.
Anthony's Twin: Oh, so Anthony, you joined them?
Anthony: Something wrong with that?
Anthony's Twin: Anyways, my name's Andrew.

Neko: Is that the Andrew from before?
Kyra: No, I'm pretty sure that's a different one.

Lillie: I'm Lillie, lover of Len Kagamine, eater of Pocky, and I get my powers from anime.
Evil Version of Lillie: I'm Melissa, hater of Len Kagamine, drinker of milk, and I get my powers from cartoons.
Lillie: YOU GANNA DIE GIRL!
Sherry: We've got your ninja captured.
Andrew: We know that.
Skullista: Fuck introductions, let's BATTLE! 
Anthony: -takes out sword-
Lillie: -transforms into Erza-
Kyra: Starz?
Starz: -loads Kyra's gun with stars-

Kyra and Starz: SHOOTING STARS BITCHES!
Juice: -gets on a star, controls it, and pours lava juice all over the enemy base-

(blogger's running out of colors D:)
Evil Version of Thomas: Hello, my fellow knight, I'm Jerry.
Thomas: -laughs-
Jerry: What's so funny?
Thomas: Bitch? Please? Tom and Jerry? I'm Thomas, which is Tom, and you're Jerry! BITCH I'LL CRUSH YOU!

Jerry: OH FUCK NO!
Lillie compared to Melissa... well since Melissa's the drinker of milk... Lillie's a lot shorter than Melissa.

Lillie: Height doesn't matter. I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!
Melissa: Huh?
Since Lillie's shorter than Melissa, it's hard for Melissa to hit Lillie.

Lillie: -stabs Melissa from behind- Bitch, please.
Melissa: Damn you! My team will get you!
Lillie: What do you me- -turns around- Ah-

Jerry: -attempts to stab Lillie but Tim saves her and sacrifices himself-
Tim: Lillie... I'll leave the rest to you...
Lillie: o3o Stop with the drama and WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
Jerry: I ran away from Thomas, hid, and tried to get you to avenge Melissa. Instead I got this guy.

Thomas: JERRY! I'LL GET YOU, YOU BITCH!
Jerry: I can't believe he's still looking for me.

Lillie: -face palm- That idiot...
Midori's clone: -takes Tim away and disappears-
Midori's second clone: -takes Melissa away and disappears-
Josh: So far Tim, Mika, and Melissa have gotten defeated...
Justin: Luckily Mika's captured so she can't take out the people. Capturing is easier.
Juice's lava juice is still trying to get into effect.
Juice: Only 10 more minutes... but my Juice shield broke...
Rock person: Ha! -uses rocks on base to get the lava juice away-
Juice: Damn...
Rock: Now what will you do?
Juice: What're you allergic to?
Rock: Huh? Why're you asking?
Juice: Just answer.

Rock: I'm allergic to apples...
Juice: Well thanks.
Rock: Well sucks for you! DIE! -throws biggest rock-
It hits Juice...
Rock: MUAHAHAHAHA- Wait, what?
Juice becomes real juice... it was just a juice clone.

Rock: WHAT'S GOING ON? OH MY GO-
Juice (real person): -sprays poisonous apple juice with apple slices in it in Rock's mouth- That's what you get for being hardheaded, you stupid bitch.
Rock: Ugh... I don't feel so good... -tries to crawl back to base-
Healer of the Scarred Skulls: -runs outside and tries to get Rock-
Midori's clone: -gets to Rock first- I'll take care of her. -disappears-

Juice: Well well well... I'm against a healer now?
Healer of the Scarred Skulls: Um... 

Juice: -sprays juice-
Healer of Scarred Skulls: -jumps aside-
Scarred Skull's archer: -shoots arrow at Juice-
Juice: Wha- -gets hit-
Scarred Skull's archer: Ha. Hardheaded? What about liquid headed?
Juice: Shut... up...

Scarred Skull's archer: -uses rope arrow to tie Juice up and take her to the base-
Juice: -presses Bouncer emergency button before losing consciousness-
Scarred Skull's archer: -puts Juice into captives cellar-
Neko: Juice was taken out!
Midori: I'll try to get through their team's security. -puts on invisible cloak-
At the evil base...
Midori: Looks like I can't break through. -starts digging hole then covers up the hole with fake dirt-
Scarred Skull's archer: Well, no other bouncer's coming here. I guess the team's pushing them back. I'll go out now.
Healer of Scarred Skulls: Good luck :)
Midori: -continues to dig hole-