Wednesday, December 28, 2011

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 41 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel Part 9 4th Event- Fight for Akuma!

Katie: Did you get stronger for Akuma? c:
Thomas: e.e It wasn't for Ak- ahh ah..!!!! O.O
Tim: What? *spots Akuma* Wow.
Emmi: She looks more dignified than ever.
Thomas: She changed back...
Joy: Hot isn't it?
Thomas: Yes. I mean. Yes. NO!
Josh: Aha!
Thomas: >.> Whatchu laughing at? Look at you!
Sherry: .A.
Emmi: Thomas!
Thomas: ._. Sowwy.......
Josh: >.<
Announcer: Next battle will be.. swordsmen!
Lydia: Get out there.. and pwn him.. and kill him.. and pwn him!
Joy: Yeah, listen to Lydia!
Ella: >:D
Mikachu: Good luck. :3
Thomas: Sure...
Announcer: And.. START!




Thomas: *stab*
Donald (swordsman): So.. I heard you used to like Akuma.
Thomas: Well.. yeah... I guess.
Donald: SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BITCH!
Thomas: O.O
Donald: Yeah that's right! Gasp!
Thomas: Shut up!
Donald: YOU! *jab*
Thomas: Oww.. fu-
Makrosz: *has her own microphone* Nope!
Tim: Why didn't you sensor the part when Donald called Thomas a bitch?
Makrsoz: I couldn't find my microphone.
Thomas: DAMN YOU! *stab*
Donald: DAMN IT! THOMAS THE FU-
Makrosz: NOPE!
Donald: -KING TRAIN!
Thomas: DAMN IT! DONALD THE FU-
Makrosz: NOPE!
Thomas: -KING DUCK!
Donald: GRR!
Thomas: GRR!
Donald: *hit*
Thomas: *dodge and hit*
Donald: *block and hit*
Thomas: *block*
They fought like that for a little bit.
Donald: *as they're fighting* How 'bout we make a deal? Whoever wins this fight gets Akuma.
Thomas: DEAL!
Bouncers: :O! WHAT?
Emmi: Wait.. if that happens with Thomas.. won't he become a prince?
Sherry: Tch. Prince of Hell.
Emmi: What will happen when he becomes king? He'll be a higher rank than me... all because I don't have a prince yet.
Midori: Eww I can't imagine Thomas becoming a prince or a king..
Lillie: YOU FINALLY TALK IN THE ENGRISHES!!
Thomas: *sent flying at the wall*
Donald: HA! BITCH!
Sandei: Why didn't you sensor that?
Makrosz: I have a sore throat.
Starz: Okay then ^ ^;;
Thomas: BITCH! THAT DIDN'T SCRATCH ME!
Donald: BITCH! YOU'RE A BITCH!
Thomas: BITCH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!
Kyra: I'm not used to it unsensored.. xD
Donald: BITCH! AKUMA'S MINE!
Thomas: BITCH! *jab*
Donald: *sent flying at the wall*
Thomas: HA! BITCH!
Makrosz: Why didn't YOU sensor that?
Sandei: I have a sore throat..
Starz: Uh.. ^^;
Lillie: Anyone notice how repetitive this fight is?
Donald: BITCH! THAT DIDN'T SCRATCH ME!
Thomas: BITCH! YOU'RE A BITCH!
Donald: BITCH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!
Kyra: It's so weird when it's unsensored.
Thomas: BITCH! AKUMA'S MINE!
Donald: BITCH! *jab*
Thomas: BITCH! *hit*
Donald: BITCH! *hit*
Thomas: BITCH! *hit*
Donald: BITCH! *hit*
Josh: This seems like an RPG, where people call each other bitches and hit each other. Sad, sad..
Justine: I wouldn't be surprised if they were related in a way.
Thomas: BITCH! *hit*
Donald: BITCH! *hit*
Thomas: BIIIIIITCH!! *sends him flying across the sky*
Donald: BIiitchh!!! *throws sword at Thomas*
Thomas: YEAH BITCH! I WON YOU BITCH! AKUMA'S MINE, BITCH!
Announcer: Thomas wins!
Noodles: *clap*
Katie: My plan's working.. muahahaha..
Bouncers: 0.o What plan?
Katie: mm Nothing c:
Later on that day..
Akuma: Thomas!
Katie: (yes!)
Thomas: Umm.... yeah??? D: *blush*
Akuma: Wanna be mine?
Thomas: Umm...
Akuma: Pleeeeeeeeeeaseee I dumped Donald just for you! D:
Thomas: D: Fine fine...
Akuma: Yay!!
Emmi: Oh no! Thomas is a prince!
Katie: Aha!
Joy: =______________________________= The heck...

Saturday, December 24, 2011

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 40 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel Part 8 3rd Event- Roses and harmony vs Veggies and hardcore

Announcer: I changed the points back to 2-0. 
Joy: Boo! 
Announcer: >.> Anyways, the next fight will be... Plants and Music! 
Emmi: Get out there, Katie! ^ ^ 
Katie: Yay! I finally can contribute to the group! 
Sherry: Good luck :s 
Katie: Is something the matter? 
Sherry: That girl you're fighting is a demonic one. Very, very demonic. 
Midori:  雌犬は私のクソラーメンを盗んだ!  It had leek in it! 
Katie: Translate? 
Lillie: She said, The bit- 
Makrosz: Nope~
Lillie: ;o Why you always gotta do that? I was trying to help.. Makrosz: What Midori says is usually rude. 
Lillie: o.o 
Emmi: Makrosz is right. As the Bubble Bouncers, we can't lose our dignity. 
Announcer: And... START! 
Thomas: OMG I FORGOT TO TRAIN HER! 
Josh: Thomas, you never trained any of us. 
Thomas: That's not the point. She hasn't trained herself either. 
Josh: o.o 
Kasumi: Dang D: Will she be okay? 
Emmi: I'm pretty sure she will be. In general and common sense she's pretty smart. 










Katie: So. What ability do you- 
Veggie girl: -ROARS- -attack- 
Katie: -block- Jeez, you're pretty annoying. 
Veggie girl: -ROARS again- -attack- 
Katie: -block- Shut up! 
Veggie girl: Wrgdeahruibfiyuaebrfuiybaeruifybaeryiufbuyiaebrykuaebrkvuhbaekruhbkuhbkuybuhsexyandiknowit Wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggleyeah 
Katie: Wtf? 
Veggie girl: -attack- 
Katie: Ow.. Guess I should just tame you. -wraps veggie girl in roses- -uses harmony- 
Veggie girl: -falls for harmony for like, one second and then breaks free from roses- 
Katie: Eww... That's disgusting.. 
Veggie girl: I'M SEXIER THAN YOU! 
Katie: -looks at her shriveled up body, her hair that hasn't been brushed or cleaned since she was born, all the mud and dirt on her, the raid of lice in her hair that was visible from more than ten feet away even if you weren't able to see without glasses but not blind- *no comment* 
Emmi: She's not dignified. 
Prepre: Umm... I need to go to the restroom. Toodle-oo~ 
Katie: Excuse me. I didn't hear you right. 
Veggie girl: I SAAIDDDD... I'M SEXIER THAN YOU!!!! 
Katie: That doesn't seem right. You're a disgusting hore. 
Veggie girl: -rages- 
Katie: -makes shield of roses- -makes harmony field- 
Veggie girl: -passes through harmony- 
Katie: Jeez.. A complete demon. That's all I know you are. 
Veggie girl: SHUT 
Katie: -summons poisonous roses- 
Veggie girl: THE 
Katie: -ready to attack- 
Veggie girl: -cuts through roses- HELL 
Katie: -has a rose fist- Up. c: -punches veggie girl with rose fist- Veggie girl: -is sent flying through the sky. She falls into a waterfall and is more clean than ever. Kind of. 
Katie: -retracts rose fist- That was easy. -presses Easy button- Camy: Lolol 
Announcer: Katierose wins this fight! The score is now 3-0! Wait for the next fight which is tomorrow! Get back in your group hotel rooms! Good luck to you both groups! Good night even though it's not nighttime! Get ready for tomorrow! Good bye! 
When they were at their hotel rooms... (pause music here if you'd like)
Prepre: Katie, I can't believe you defeated her. 
Katie: I just enraged her until she was tired and then I finished her off. 
Sherry: That girl's the demon princess. 
Katie: A princess? She sure doesn't look like one. 
Emmi: That's because demons like her aren't dignified. 
Thomas: She used to be kind of pretty, kind of.. But I'm gonna tell you her history. Starting with- 
Katie: You used to like her, didn't you? xD 
Thomas: -blush- Shut up! 
Katie: Fine. 
Thomas: Anyways, I got a picture of her. 
Katie: Is she in anything at all? 
Thomas: Well here she's in a dress, here in a biki- 
Katie: Tell me the history, Mr. Pervert. 
Thomas: >.> Anyways.. It started with the fight against Heaven and Hell. Hell lost, of course. The girl's parents were killed. Ever since then, she's been acting stupid. 
Katie: So her hair was clean when she was born. Wow. My mind was thinking it was never clean. xD What's the demon's name? Thomas: Akuma. 
Katie: Ever asked Akuma out? 
Thomas: No.. I was dating Lexi. 
Midori: But she dumped you, remember? -snicker- 
Thomas: That was your fault.. 
Midori: Pho Q. 
Katie: Pwned. 
Thomas: Um.. I'm gonna go train.. Dx 
Katie: -shouts- Get stronger for Akuma! 
Thomas: SHUT UP! 
Sherry: Never learns, never grows..

Thursday, December 22, 2011

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 39 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel (Part 7) 2nd Event: The Battle of Royalty/Healing Competition/Evil Farts

Announcer: Now back to the real fights, 1 vs 1. First battle will involve.... The people who use a wand!!
Emmi: o.e It's called a mage.
Thomas: Looks like you're up, Emmi.
Emmi: *on stadium already*
Thomas: Where'd she go?
Sherry: Look xD
Emmi: I have to fight that disgrace? *points at the prince of the other group*
Prince: What are you calling a disgrace? *jumps on stadium* M'lady, I'll steal your heart. I'm Adam.
Emmi: Like I care.
Tim: She never loses her dignity.
Announcer: Aaand.. START!
Prince: Prince Charm!
Josh: Wait what? Lol
Joy: Ewwwwwwww
Emmi: *blocks* Do you have any idea who you're fighting?
Prince: o.o
Emmi: Did you know Bubble Bouncers are immune to charms, even the royal ones?
Prince: WHAT! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!
Kyra: Wait we are?
Justine: You didn't know?
Kyra: No, but that's super cool! xD
Emmi: *uses heart attack*
Prince: *block*
Emmi: .-.
Prince: You know we have a fate, right? *raising wand for a spell*
Emmi: No. Where's the proof?
Prince: *uses beam attack* The families we originated from.. our  dads were friends before we were born. So basically our kingdoms have a link and we're fated.
Emmi: *blocks and gets ready to attack* Are you stupid?
Prince: What do you mean?
Emmi: *heart attacks* Our families had a dangerous, bloody war before we born AFTER our dads became friends. SO... basically that just ruins our *rolls eyes* "fate."
Prince: WHAT!
*All Bubble Bouncers except for Lillie gasp*
Lillie: You guys didn't know? *munching on Pocky*
Emmi: Adam, you didn't know?
Prince: N-no.
Emmi: So you're saying you didn't research the fact that your dad's army killed MY dad's army and my dad?
Prince: No..
Emmi: *makes floating vehicle and flies towards prince* Basically what happened in the past just means I hate you!
Prince: I'm sorry! *aimlessly shoots beams at Emmi* SORRY SORRY SORRY!
Emmi: *blocks every single beam as she flies* Sorry isn't an excuse, you disgrace!
Prince: *keeps shooting*
Emmi: *keeps flying and blocking*
Tim: *fart* So *fart*'ing INTENSE!! *fart*
Emmi: *reaches front of prince*
*If this were an anime I would've done this part in slow motion. c:
Prince: :O
Emmi: *whacks him with wand*
Prince: *flies across stadium and hits wall*
Emmi: *shoots prince with hearts*
Prince: *collapses and out of fighting energy*
Announcer: ...He's down! Princess Emmi wins! That's another point for the Bubble Bouncers! It's 2-0! Bubble Bouncers are the Blue team for a reminder! Blue is left! Red is right! Remember as R is for red and ri-
Joy: SHADDYAP! *leaps and kicks announcer in face*
Justin: PWNED!
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, *blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah*
Joy: =.=;;
Emmi: *shoots with heart* SILENCE!
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, *blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah*
Makrosz: What the hell?
Kyra: *shoots*
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, *blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah*
Thomas: RAHH!! *throws 2H sword at announcer*
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, *blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah*
Sherry: *opens announcer and takes out batteries*
Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, -Announcer: Ow... Didn't need to do that. Anyways, -blahblahblah...
Mikachu: Wut?!?!
Noodles: OMG! It was a robot!
Audience: *GASP*
Lydia: OMG! Where's the real announcer?
Joy: Ah, who cares, I appoint myself announcer. BUBBLE BOUNCERS WIN THE 10TH LEGENDARY J-
Real announcer comes back.
Announcer: HEY! *steals microphone*
Joy: *whines*
Announcer: You know, I'm part of the group against the Bubble Bouncers. I'm the healer. So.. NEXT MATCH! 
Announcer: HEALERS! COME DOWN!
Justine: Guess I'm up next.
Sherry: Good luck Chibi *blow heart*
Bubble Bouncers: Good luck Justine :D
Justine: *spots dead fish* -So that must be the match-
Announcer: So, Justine, the-
Justine: How'd you know my name?
Announcer: Because I-
Justine: Okay continue. :3
Announcer: So anyways-
Justine: What are we gonna do?
Announcer: STOP INTERRUPTING! Anyways-
Justine: So we have to stop interrupting? Okay! *takes out bowl of water with revived fish in it- The point of this battle was to revive the dead fish first.
Announcer: WHAT! I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Justine: I did know. I just kept interrupting you while reviving my fish. That's what you get for being an announcer and a fighter, and not paying attention.
Announcer: UGH!
Justine: One point, please~ nya
Announcer: Ugh, fine.. JUSTINE WINS! THE POINTS ARE 3-0!
Justine: Yay!
Tim: *farts and knocks out his opponent instantly*
Announcer: What the hell..
Tim: YAY!
Announcer: THE POINTS ARE NOW 4-0!
Bubble Bouncers: Yay!
Announcer: COME BACK TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT MAT-
Member of other group: *faint*
Announcer: THE POINTS ARE NOW 5-0 DUE TO SMELLY FARTPHOBIA!
Josh: Is that even a real sickness?
Sandei: Tim took out my opponent as well as his own D: No fair!
Tim: IS WHAT YOU GET FOR YELLING AT ME FOR FARTING :D
Sandei: But I gave you all that popcorn! D:<
Tim: Ohh yeah..
Sandei: You meanie!
Announcer: DON'T YOU DARE AMBUSH ANYMORE!
Tim: :( Okay.
What will happen in the next chronicle! Find out by reading what will happen in the next chronicle!
Kyra: Stupid narrator. D: