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Thursday, May 24, 2012
~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 71- Ruby's Birthday!
Emmi: Guys, it's Ruby's birthday today. And today...
Kyra: We shall provide her with all the luxury
Neko: Possible.
All the other Bubble Bouncers except for Ruby since she's sleeping late: MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Emmi: Hmm...
Neko: If you all help, you all get a break from training.
Bouncers: YAY!!!
Emmi: Lillie, transform into Rin from Blue Exorcist and help Lily make party food.
Lillie: What do we make? o.0
Emmi: I'll tell you later. Well, Lillie, start drawing a good cake design.
Lillie: Yesh Ma'am.
Neko: Everyone else except for the princesses and Thomas and Tim decorate for the party.
Everyone except for Thomas and Tim: Yes Ma'am~
Thomas: What about me and my buddy?
Emmi: It's "MY BUDDY AND I" not "ME AND MY BUDDY" Learn some more proper graceful English :|
Kyra: Guess what! Thomas and Tim get to do heavy duty manly work!!!
Thomas and Tim: -feels special-
The 5 princesses, Emmi, Neko, Kyra, Elora, and Akuma lay out a bunch of cash.
Elora: -with a pretty smile- The others said you guys got to buy a bunch of books with all the money to distract her, since she loves reading.
Kyra: And since we can't trust you, I will be supervising you so that if you spend any of the money on stuff that ISN'T books that Ruby would want to read... for example little kid books or stuff for yourself... I will shoot you with a gun that will leave you unconscious for a period of time and then refund the items.
Emmi: And make sure to give back the leftovers! Have fun!
Thomas and Tim:
Akuma: Let the mission begin.
Elora: Good luck everyone! ^ ^
Emmi: WAAIT!!
Neko: Oh yeah, shouldn't the princesses lead units?
Kyra: I'm already leading Thomas and Tim.
Emmi: Elora and I will approve the cake drawing. Akuma and Neko will go with everyone else to buy worthy decorations.
And so the birthday mission began.
First we shall zoom into Emmi, Elora's, Lillie's, and Lily's unit.
Lillie: I'm almost done o3o
Lillie: Done now :3
This is what she drew, but the cake says Happy Birthday Princess Ruby in that letter area...
Again, the image is from Google, because Google loves everyone. Now be quiet and read.
Elora: Amazing!
Emmi: O_O Omg am I related to this person? I can't draw at all D:
(That's actually a true fact. The fact I can't draw and Lillie can xD)
Emmi: APPROVED! What about you, Elora?
Elora: I approve ^ ^ You guys should get-
Emmi: Waaait!! The cupcakes ;w;
Elora: Oh yesh~ The cupcakes xD
Lillie: o3o; No worries, I did those already.
Emmi: Approved.
Elora: Approved ^ ^
Lillie: And I also have a plan for Bubble Bouncer cupcakes. Though those aren't needed right now.
Emmi: Amazing <3
Elora: Now-
Emmi: Elora T^T You were paying attention to the meeting weren't you? DEH COOKIES!!
Lillie: No worries, they're right here xD
Again, it's from GOOGLE!
Emmi: *o* Approved <3
Elora: Approved <3 Now what else is there?
Emmi: -checks list- We need something like... royalty designed drinks.
Isn't Google one of the nicest things in the world?
So things were going smoothly for the cooking unit. Lillie and Lily got right to work. Let's zoom into the decoration unit.
Lydia: These decorations suck.
Neko: Such disgraceful decorations.
Sherry: Let's get materials and make our own.
Josh: Shouldn't we buy some books for her?
Joy: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzz books T^T
Justine: The birthday girl likes books though.
Makrosz: We should get the Hunger Games and 39 Clues series.
Prepre: OOH LAST PACKAGES HURRY AND TAKE THEM!
Someone's about to take it when...
Noodles: -quickly transforms and traps the two series packages into empty noodle bowls-
Midori: Oi, these books are for a birthday girl. Look somewhere else.
The person understood and so the Bouncers got the books and materials to make Ruby-like decorations.
Now let's zoom into the heavy duty distraction unit.
Thomas: So now we got the books. What's next?
Kyra: We get Ruby to read them until the other bouncers call that they're done.
Tim: How's that gonna happen? It'll be suspicious if we just walk out of the room right away.
Kyra: We taught a bird how to whistle. It's a messenger bird.
Thomas: Ooh nice!
Tim: What does it sound like?
Kyra: Four whistle tune when the mission is done.
Thomas: Oh okay.
Kyra: Let's go.
Ruby: -about to wake up quite late and about to go downstairs-
Kyra, Thomas, and Tim are all in suits and sunglasses.
Kyra: Hello miss, would you like a special book service?
Thomas: We have many series.
Ruby: On my birthday? Yay~
And so she went on to read.
Kyra: -whistles and the bird comes-
Kyra: -whistles a signal-
Kyra: Thomas and Tim, by the way, there's a noise blocking system of something. It's too hard for you guys to understand so yeah xD
Meanwhile...
Elora: Looks like the distraction unit finished.
Emmi: She reads very fast... 81 chapters in 1 day and she's only 9 right now.
Emmi: How much more to make?
Lillie: Well I finished the cake.
Lily: The cupcakes and cookies are done.
Kyra: -writes a message and tells the bird to send it over-
Lily: Oh? What does it say?
Kyra's letter:
Oh shit she already finished 1 whole box of books x_x She went into her vampire bookworm concentration mode HURRY THE FUCK UP!!
-Princess Kyra
Emmi: ... Well that's not good.
The others got the message too.
Sherry: At least we're all done. I hope the others are doing fine.
Ella: Yeah...
Then everything was done cooking.
Emmi: Okay, next, we have to set up the table. Elegantly.
Lillie: Done o3o
Elora: Wow!
Emmi: Graceful~ Let's call the others now.
Ruby: -almost done with the very last book-
Midori: Everybody hide D:
Ruby: -finishes book and goes downstairs- Thanks for the service :D on my birthday~
Kyra: No problem miss.
And so, after the surprise...
Ruby: These treats are so good~
Lillie: I designed them all o3o
Ruby: Really? :O
Lillie: Mhm.
There's a knock on the door.
Emmi: Who's that?
Man's voice: THERE WAS AN ORDER FOR 100 BOXES OF BOOKS. THE ORDERER FORGOT TO PAY AND IT'S BY THE NAME OF THOMAS.
Kyra: DAMN THOMAS I TOLD YOU TO PAY!
Thomas: Umm... how many gummies is that?
Man: SIR, THAT WOULD BE 999999999999999 GUMMIES.
Thomas: SHIT!
Sherry: Pay up Thomas. It's illegal to not pay even if we're the top dogs of this world.
Thomas: T^T My allowance...
Emmi: What happened to the extra money us princesses gave you?
Thomas: SHIT! I DIDN'T PAY ANY OF THAT!
Akuma: Honey, please give it back. You had to give back the leftovers.
Thomas: -gives the money back-
Emmi: Now that everything's all cleared up we can do whatever we want.
Sherry: Ruby, we got you the 39 Clues Series and...
the Hunger Games series :3
Ruby: OMG THANK YOU <3
Emmi: But what was up with the special music effects?
Makrosz: I got those. :3
And so, they all had a good time.
However, the war is drawing nearer and nearer. Each day is closer to a dangerous, though not bloody since they fight with transformations, day.
Stay tuned for the ~Psych0tic Chronicles~
And live a Happy Pico Life ^ ^
нαρρу вιятн∂αу яυву!
Also I MIGHT tell you how I named my chronicle. I might.
Fine, since it's someone's birthday, I will.
The following things below this message contains true facts. Now be quiet and read.
I was playing a game called Dream of Mirror Online (D.O.M.O.)
My character joined a guild named ~Psych0tic Dream~ It was such a nice guild with nice and helpful people.
If you were in that guild, my character's name is MidoriMiki.
I spent some good time with them... until one day, the Chairperson and Amanda were too busy to maintain the guild.
I was passed lead but then I gave lead to someone else because I couldn't maintain the guild either. I just passed it to a random person. I wasn't as smart as I am now back then so...
After that the random person disbanded the guild.
I got really mad but I moved on...
So I took the ~Psych0tic~ from ~Psych0tic Dream~ and put it together with Chronicle, because technically, they're Chronicles.
And they ARE pretty psychotic too. So the name not only originates from past times, it makes logical sense!
It's such a great name, isn't it?
-Princess Emmi
Kyra: We shall provide her with all the luxury
Neko: Possible.
All the other Bubble Bouncers except for Ruby since she's sleeping late: MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Emmi: Hmm...
Neko: If you all help, you all get a break from training.
Bouncers: YAY!!!
Emmi: Lillie, transform into Rin from Blue Exorcist and help Lily make party food.
Lillie: What do we make? o.0
Emmi: I'll tell you later. Well, Lillie, start drawing a good cake design.
Lillie: Yesh Ma'am.
Neko: Everyone else except for the princesses and Thomas and Tim decorate for the party.
Everyone except for Thomas and Tim: Yes Ma'am~
Thomas: What about me and my buddy?
Emmi: It's "MY BUDDY AND I" not "ME AND MY BUDDY" Learn some more proper graceful English :|
Kyra: Guess what! Thomas and Tim get to do heavy duty manly work!!!
Thomas and Tim: -feels special-
The 5 princesses, Emmi, Neko, Kyra, Elora, and Akuma lay out a bunch of cash.
Elora: -with a pretty smile- The others said you guys got to buy a bunch of books with all the money to distract her, since she loves reading.
Kyra: And since we can't trust you, I will be supervising you so that if you spend any of the money on stuff that ISN'T books that Ruby would want to read... for example little kid books or stuff for yourself... I will shoot you with a gun that will leave you unconscious for a period of time and then refund the items.
Emmi: And make sure to give back the leftovers! Have fun!
Thomas and Tim:
Akuma: Let the mission begin.
Elora: Good luck everyone! ^ ^
Emmi: WAAIT!!
Neko: Oh yeah, shouldn't the princesses lead units?
Kyra: I'm already leading Thomas and Tim.
Emmi: Elora and I will approve the cake drawing. Akuma and Neko will go with everyone else to buy worthy decorations.
And so the birthday mission began.
First we shall zoom into Emmi, Elora's, Lillie's, and Lily's unit.
Lillie: I'm almost done o3o
Lillie: Done now :3
This is what she drew, but the cake says Happy Birthday Princess Ruby in that letter area...
Again, the image is from Google, because Google loves everyone. Now be quiet and read.
Elora: Amazing!
Emmi: O_O Omg am I related to this person? I can't draw at all D:
(That's actually a true fact. The fact I can't draw and Lillie can xD)
Emmi: APPROVED! What about you, Elora?
Elora: I approve ^ ^ You guys should get-
Emmi: Waaait!! The cupcakes ;w;
Elora: Oh yesh~ The cupcakes xD
Lillie: o3o; No worries, I did those already.
Emmi: Approved.
Elora: Approved ^ ^
Lillie: And I also have a plan for Bubble Bouncer cupcakes. Though those aren't needed right now.
Emmi: Amazing <3
Elora: Now-
Emmi: Elora T^T You were paying attention to the meeting weren't you? DEH COOKIES!!
Lillie: No worries, they're right here xD
Again, it's from GOOGLE!
Emmi: *o* Approved <3
Elora: Approved <3 Now what else is there?
Emmi: -checks list- We need something like... royalty designed drinks.
Isn't Google one of the nicest things in the world?
So things were going smoothly for the cooking unit. Lillie and Lily got right to work. Let's zoom into the decoration unit.
Lydia: These decorations suck.
Neko: Such disgraceful decorations.
Sherry: Let's get materials and make our own.
Josh: Shouldn't we buy some books for her?
Joy: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzz books T^T
Justine: The birthday girl likes books though.
Makrosz: We should get the Hunger Games and 39 Clues series.
Prepre: OOH LAST PACKAGES HURRY AND TAKE THEM!
Someone's about to take it when...
Noodles: -quickly transforms and traps the two series packages into empty noodle bowls-
Midori: Oi, these books are for a birthday girl. Look somewhere else.
The person understood and so the Bouncers got the books and materials to make Ruby-like decorations.
Now let's zoom into the heavy duty distraction unit.
Thomas: So now we got the books. What's next?
Kyra: We get Ruby to read them until the other bouncers call that they're done.
Tim: How's that gonna happen? It'll be suspicious if we just walk out of the room right away.
Kyra: We taught a bird how to whistle. It's a messenger bird.
Thomas: Ooh nice!
Tim: What does it sound like?
Kyra: Four whistle tune when the mission is done.
Thomas: Oh okay.
Kyra: Let's go.
Ruby: -about to wake up quite late and about to go downstairs-
Kyra, Thomas, and Tim are all in suits and sunglasses.
Kyra: Hello miss, would you like a special book service?
Thomas: We have many series.
Ruby: On my birthday? Yay~
And so she went on to read.
Kyra: -whistles and the bird comes-
Kyra: -whistles a signal-
Kyra: Thomas and Tim, by the way, there's a noise blocking system of something. It's too hard for you guys to understand so yeah xD
Meanwhile...
Elora: Looks like the distraction unit finished.
Emmi: She reads very fast... 81 chapters in 1 day and she's only 9 right now.
Emmi: How much more to make?
Lillie: Well I finished the cake.
Lily: The cupcakes and cookies are done.
Kyra: -writes a message and tells the bird to send it over-
Lily: Oh? What does it say?
Kyra's letter:
Oh shit she already finished 1 whole box of books x_x She went into her vampire bookworm concentration mode HURRY THE FUCK UP!!
-Princess Kyra
Emmi: ... Well that's not good.
The others got the message too.
Sherry: At least we're all done. I hope the others are doing fine.
Ella: Yeah...
Then everything was done cooking.
Emmi: Okay, next, we have to set up the table. Elegantly.
Lillie: Done o3o
Elora: Wow!
Emmi: Graceful~ Let's call the others now.
Ruby: -almost done with the very last book-
Midori: Everybody hide D:
Ruby: -finishes book and goes downstairs- Thanks for the service :D on my birthday~
Kyra: No problem miss.
And so, after the surprise...
Ruby: These treats are so good~
Lillie: I designed them all o3o
Ruby: Really? :O
Lillie: Mhm.
There's a knock on the door.
Emmi: Who's that?
Man's voice: THERE WAS AN ORDER FOR 100 BOXES OF BOOKS. THE ORDERER FORGOT TO PAY AND IT'S BY THE NAME OF THOMAS.
Kyra: DAMN THOMAS I TOLD YOU TO PAY!
Thomas: Umm... how many gummies is that?
Man: SIR, THAT WOULD BE 999999999999999 GUMMIES.
Thomas: SHIT!
Sherry: Pay up Thomas. It's illegal to not pay even if we're the top dogs of this world.
Thomas: T^T My allowance...
Emmi: What happened to the extra money us princesses gave you?
Thomas: SHIT! I DIDN'T PAY ANY OF THAT!
Akuma: Honey, please give it back. You had to give back the leftovers.
Thomas: -gives the money back-
Emmi: Now that everything's all cleared up we can do whatever we want.
Sherry: Ruby, we got you the 39 Clues Series and...
Ruby: OMG THANK YOU <3
Emmi: But what was up with the special music effects?
Makrosz: I got those. :3
And so, they all had a good time.
However, the war is drawing nearer and nearer. Each day is closer to a dangerous, though not bloody since they fight with transformations, day.
Stay tuned for the ~Psych0tic Chronicles~
And live a Happy Pico Life ^ ^
нαρρу вιятн∂αу яυву!
Also I MIGHT tell you how I named my chronicle. I might.
Fine, since it's someone's birthday, I will.
The following things below this message contains true facts. Now be quiet and read.
I was playing a game called Dream of Mirror Online (D.O.M.O.)
My character joined a guild named ~Psych0tic Dream~ It was such a nice guild with nice and helpful people.
If you were in that guild, my character's name is MidoriMiki.
I spent some good time with them... until one day, the Chairperson and Amanda were too busy to maintain the guild.
I was passed lead but then I gave lead to someone else because I couldn't maintain the guild either. I just passed it to a random person. I wasn't as smart as I am now back then so...
After that the random person disbanded the guild.
I got really mad but I moved on...
So I took the ~Psych0tic~ from ~Psych0tic Dream~ and put it together with Chronicle, because technically, they're Chronicles.
And they ARE pretty psychotic too. So the name not only originates from past times, it makes logical sense!
It's such a great name, isn't it?
-Princess Emmi
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 70- Another day and some twins.
Emmi: Alright everyone, now that everything's all cleared up thanks to Midori, go back to training!
Lillie: Is the everything the Akuma?
Emmi: Shh! Anyways, go!
Due to depression, Thomas's wisdom went down to 3/5...
Lillie: OI! WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION?
Thomas: MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH
Lillie: Oh wow.. you're actually right...
Midori: Heh, he lost like... 4 girlfriends
Thomas: SHUT UP!
Midori: Says the guy who had 4 girlfriends.
Joy: Oi, Tim, who's the new girl?
Joy: Was she a recruit?
Tim: Nope, my girlfriend.
Justin: OMG! AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT! What's her name?
Girl: My name is...
Bouncers: ~The Tension~
Girl: Elora.
The name is thanks to Google. Now be quiet and keep reading.
Emmi: That's a nice name ^ ^ Welcome to the castle.
Elora: Thank you ^ ^
Thomas: O.O;
Midori: Thomas, don't even think about it. It's your best friend's first girl, go get your 5th one.
Thomas: -strips and runs outside-
Midori: What the hell did I just say...?
5 minutes later...
Another girl: Hello. My name is Akuma.
Neko: WHY THE HELL IS THERE ANOTHER GOD DAMN PRINCESS OF HELL NAMED AKUMA?
Akuma: I'm not a princess.
Kyra: Wow. So original. -it's called sarcasm-
Midori: Oh no D:
Bouncers: What's wrong?
Midori: Everyone except for Elora and Akuma go to the meeting room!
Lydia: Waait is something wrong?
Midori: Very wrong.
In the meeting room...
Midori: Okay, so here's the thing.
Midori: A long time ago, the Queen of Hell and the King of the Fairy Land were married. They did something you know about and had twins. One was ELORA and one was AKUMA. Elora is more like the King of Fairy Land. She was born first. Then the Queen of Hell and the King of Fairy Land were divorced and the Queen of Hell married the King of Hell. Then THEY did it and then right after that Akuma was born and was more evil than Elora.
Tim: They look nothing like o_o
Midori: The King of Fairy Land and Elora look alike. Akuma looks more devilish.
Prepre: Why are they in the human world?
Midori: Before the King of Fairy Land and the Queen of Hell got divorced, they were planning the divorce. They argued about whoever got to keep the kids and eventually sent them off into the human world when they were very young so that they could live normal lives.
Noodles: So.. in simple terms... they were unique princess twins that were sent off into the human world to live normal lives but they're secretly princesses?
Midori: Yes.
Midori: They live in a hotel since they're royalty and they're really rich...
Midori: Or DID live in a hotel. Now they're here...
Midori: And they don't get along. Akuma attempted to kill Elora a lot of times.
Emmi: This is quite dangerous...
Midori: It is. So what do we do?
Kyra: I think we should keep them here and carefully watch them If Akuma tries to kill Elora again... kick Akuma out.
Joy: Thomas, you have horrible taste.
Ruby: Sheesh, Thomas, you always go along with princesses of hell and whatnot -continues to read book-
Thomas: Shut up you're just jealous.
Joy: Uh, no I'm not. Even though you can sparkle you're still retarded.
Midori: Er, yeah. Meeting closed.
Midori: As a sidenote this is Thomas's 5th girlfriend.
Justine: So Elora, do you get along with Akuma at all?
Elora: -twitch but still smiling- No, no not at all -evil aura-
Justin: Oh god...
Sherry: It runs in the family.
Midori: By the way guys, they can both transform and fly.
Ella: That's quite obvious...
Thomas: REALLY?
Midori: Well duh, one's a fairy and one's a devil princess. Dumbass. I thought you gained wisdom ever since Lillie's clone trained you.
Thomas: -.-;
Justine: Really? How come?
Elora: -talking really fast- Akuma used to boss me around and she always stripped me if I refused to do something-
Thomas and Tim:
Elora: -and now I have entered a rebellious state and ever since then we hated each other.
Justine: .... I see.
Elora: So that's the reason why we hate each other.
Mikachu: Mhm...
Emmi: Guys! Don't forget to train!
Bouncers except for Kyra and Neko: Yesh Ma'am..
Neko: So let's fill you guys in.
And so, Emmi, Kyra, and Neko filled Elora and Akuma into the storyline that's happening right now.
Kyra: So if you fight with us...
Emmi: We have a great chance of a victory.
Elora: I'll help.
Akuma: I don't know... Elora's a bit-
Makrosz: Nope!
Akuma: And I'm more evil so I'm suited to go to the Scarred Skulls...
Emmi: Come on pleease~
Akuma: Eh...
Neko: For
Neko: THOMAS?!?!?!!?
-dramatic music-
Akuma: FUCK IT I'LL JOIN!
Kyra: Thank you <3
1 hour later...
Akuma: Elora! Get me some icecream!
Lily: Uh, that's my job... want me to get you-
Akuma: ELORA!
Elora: NO! I WON'T GET YOU ANY!
Akuma: Bitch.
Elora: I'm not getting you your icecream.
Akuma: -grabs Elora-
Elora: NOOOO DON'T~
Lily: -backs off-
Thomas and Tim: o//o
Josh: Oh god.. COVER THE KIDS' EYES!
Tim: We're not kids D:
Thomas: Yeah that's right >:O I read enough porn for this!
-silence-
Josh: GET THEM!! And cover your own eyes as well.
Josh and Sherry grabbed Thomas, and Ella and Sandei grabbed Tim.
Thomas and Tim: -struggles to see what's going on-
All 6 of them just heard...
Elora: Let goo~
Akuma: GET ME THE DAMN ICECREAM!!
Elora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO -screams-
Akuma: BITCH YOUR DRESS IS OFF NOW GET THE DAMN ICECREAM!!
Tim: OMG REALLY?
Elora: TIM! HELP!
Tim: I CAN'T ELORA! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED AS WELL!
And then... Thomas and Tim broke free and saw a 1 second sight. Elora and Akuma wearing.. nothing...
And thus this happened to Thomas and Tim.
Akuma: -grabs towel to cover herself up- GET ME THE DAMN ICECREAM!
Lillie: A combination of incest and yuri...
Elora: I'M NOT GETTING THE ICECREAM D:
Lily: -gives Akuma icecream- Jeesh calm the fu- I mean CALM DOWN!
Elora: -kicks Akuma and runs-
Akuma: -grabs Elora's certain spot-
Elora: EW YOU PERVE YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR ICECREAM -kicks again-
Akuma: -eats icecream which gives her more energy-
Tim: -wakes up but sees Elora for 1 second and goes back down-
Elora: TIM!!!
-sad music-
Tim: Be careful... my honey... -faints-
Elora: -runs upstairs and locks room-
Akuma: -transforms and prepares to run outside and fly up to Elora's window-
Emmi: -makes barrier around Akuma- TIME OUT!
Akuma: -tries to break barrier-
Emmi: It won't work since this runs on wisdom. Your perviness of your twin sister fails your wisdom and therefore, you can't break out of my wisdom. You're not smarter than me so you can't break out xD
Akuma: GRRRRR -gets all mad and tries to break barrier-
Emmi: -yawns- Your wisdom got reduced.
Akuma: -faints-
Emmi: ELORA! DID YOU FINISH CHANGING? YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
Elora: Oh thank you Emmi~
Emmi: No problem ^ ^
Kyra: We need to keep a better watch on that crazy thing x.x;
Neko: Yeah...
Lillie: Is the everything the Akuma?
Emmi: Shh! Anyways, go!
Due to depression, Thomas's wisdom went down to 3/5...
Lillie: OI! WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION?
Thomas: MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH
Lillie: Oh wow.. you're actually right...
Midori: Heh, he lost like... 4 girlfriends
Thomas: SHUT UP!
Midori: Says the guy who had 4 girlfriends.
Joy: Oi, Tim, who's the new girl?
Joy: Was she a recruit?
Tim: Nope, my girlfriend.
Justin: OMG! AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT! What's her name?
Girl: My name is...
Bouncers: ~The Tension~
Girl: Elora.
The name is thanks to Google. Now be quiet and keep reading.
Emmi: That's a nice name ^ ^ Welcome to the castle.
Elora: Thank you ^ ^
| What Elora looks like |
Thomas: O.O;
Midori: Thomas, don't even think about it. It's your best friend's first girl, go get your 5th one.
Thomas: -strips and runs outside-
Midori: What the hell did I just say...?
5 minutes later...
Another girl: Hello. My name is Akuma.
| Accurate picture of Akuma the 4th... I mean she's actually just Akuma... or is she? |
Akuma: I'm not a princess.
Kyra: Wow. So original. -it's called sarcasm-
Midori: Oh no D:
Bouncers: What's wrong?
Midori: Everyone except for Elora and Akuma go to the meeting room!
Lydia: Waait is something wrong?
Midori: Very wrong.
In the meeting room...
Midori: Okay, so here's the thing.
Midori: A long time ago, the Queen of Hell and the King of the Fairy Land were married. They did something you know about and had twins. One was ELORA and one was AKUMA. Elora is more like the King of Fairy Land. She was born first. Then the Queen of Hell and the King of Fairy Land were divorced and the Queen of Hell married the King of Hell. Then THEY did it and then right after that Akuma was born and was more evil than Elora.
Tim: They look nothing like o_o
Midori: The King of Fairy Land and Elora look alike. Akuma looks more devilish.
Prepre: Why are they in the human world?
Midori: Before the King of Fairy Land and the Queen of Hell got divorced, they were planning the divorce. They argued about whoever got to keep the kids and eventually sent them off into the human world when they were very young so that they could live normal lives.
Noodles: So.. in simple terms... they were unique princess twins that were sent off into the human world to live normal lives but they're secretly princesses?
Midori: Yes.
Midori: They live in a hotel since they're royalty and they're really rich...
Midori: Or DID live in a hotel. Now they're here...
Midori: And they don't get along. Akuma attempted to kill Elora a lot of times.
Emmi: This is quite dangerous...
Midori: It is. So what do we do?
Kyra: I think we should keep them here and carefully watch them If Akuma tries to kill Elora again... kick Akuma out.
Joy: Thomas, you have horrible taste.
Ruby: Sheesh, Thomas, you always go along with princesses of hell and whatnot -continues to read book-
Thomas: Shut up you're just jealous.
Joy: Uh, no I'm not. Even though you can sparkle you're still retarded.
Midori: Er, yeah. Meeting closed.
Midori: As a sidenote this is Thomas's 5th girlfriend.
Justine: So Elora, do you get along with Akuma at all?
Elora: -twitch but still smiling- No, no not at all -evil aura-
Justin: Oh god...
Sherry: It runs in the family.
Midori: By the way guys, they can both transform and fly.
Ella: That's quite obvious...
Thomas: REALLY?
Midori: Well duh, one's a fairy and one's a devil princess. Dumbass. I thought you gained wisdom ever since Lillie's clone trained you.
Thomas: -.-;
Justine: Really? How come?
Elora: -talking really fast- Akuma used to boss me around and she always stripped me if I refused to do something-
Thomas and Tim:
Elora: -and now I have entered a rebellious state and ever since then we hated each other.
Justine: .... I see.
Elora: So that's the reason why we hate each other.
Mikachu: Mhm...
Emmi: Guys! Don't forget to train!
Bouncers except for Kyra and Neko: Yesh Ma'am..
Neko: So let's fill you guys in.
And so, Emmi, Kyra, and Neko filled Elora and Akuma into the storyline that's happening right now.
Kyra: So if you fight with us...
Emmi: We have a great chance of a victory.
Elora: I'll help.
Akuma: I don't know... Elora's a bit-
Makrosz: Nope!
Akuma: And I'm more evil so I'm suited to go to the Scarred Skulls...
Emmi: Come on pleease~
Akuma: Eh...
Neko: For
Neko: THOMAS?!?!?!!?
-dramatic music-
Akuma: FUCK IT I'LL JOIN!
Kyra: Thank you <3
1 hour later...
Akuma: Elora! Get me some icecream!
Lily: Uh, that's my job... want me to get you-
Akuma: ELORA!
Elora: NO! I WON'T GET YOU ANY!
Akuma: Bitch.
Elora: I'm not getting you your icecream.
Akuma: -grabs Elora-
Elora: NOOOO DON'T~
Lily: -backs off-
Thomas and Tim: o//o
Josh: Oh god.. COVER THE KIDS' EYES!
Tim: We're not kids D:
Thomas: Yeah that's right >:O I read enough porn for this!
-silence-
Josh: GET THEM!! And cover your own eyes as well.
Josh and Sherry grabbed Thomas, and Ella and Sandei grabbed Tim.
Thomas and Tim: -struggles to see what's going on-
All 6 of them just heard...
Elora: Let goo~
Akuma: GET ME THE DAMN ICECREAM!!
Elora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO -screams-
Akuma: BITCH YOUR DRESS IS OFF NOW GET THE DAMN ICECREAM!!
Tim: OMG REALLY?
Elora: TIM! HELP!
Tim: I CAN'T ELORA! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED AS WELL!
And then... Thomas and Tim broke free and saw a 1 second sight. Elora and Akuma wearing.. nothing...
And thus this happened to Thomas and Tim.
Akuma: -grabs towel to cover herself up- GET ME THE DAMN ICECREAM!
Lillie: A combination of incest and yuri...
Elora: I'M NOT GETTING THE ICECREAM D:
Lily: -gives Akuma icecream- Jeesh calm the fu- I mean CALM DOWN!
Elora: -kicks Akuma and runs-
Akuma: -grabs Elora's certain spot-
Elora: EW YOU PERVE YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR ICECREAM -kicks again-
Akuma: -eats icecream which gives her more energy-
Tim: -wakes up but sees Elora for 1 second and goes back down-
Elora: TIM!!!
-sad music-
Tim: Be careful... my honey... -faints-
Elora: -runs upstairs and locks room-
Akuma: -transforms and prepares to run outside and fly up to Elora's window-
Emmi: -makes barrier around Akuma- TIME OUT!
Akuma: -tries to break barrier-
Emmi: It won't work since this runs on wisdom. Your perviness of your twin sister fails your wisdom and therefore, you can't break out of my wisdom. You're not smarter than me so you can't break out xD
Akuma: GRRRRR -gets all mad and tries to break barrier-
Emmi: -yawns- Your wisdom got reduced.
Akuma: -faints-
Emmi: ELORA! DID YOU FINISH CHANGING? YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
Elora: Oh thank you Emmi~
Emmi: No problem ^ ^
Kyra: We need to keep a better watch on that crazy thing x.x;
Neko: Yeah...
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