Note- This is only practice for the ~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Fiction Press mission.
It is based off another game that I play, and here I'm enhancing the truth of what really happened.
Enjoy!
By the way, it's in my character's point of view.
Introduction:
Welcome to the land of Victory Plain, a strange land where if you defeat someone in a duel, you get their underwear trophies. Anyone can marry whoever they want, and it is quite an easy process. You have combat pets with you, and at level 45, you'll be able to carry 4 pets so that you can become a strong team of 5.
A girl named Midori lives in this world, and this story will be in her view.
--Introduction end--
Hi. I'm Midori.
I am a priest in this world. Us priests heal. Ever since I joined my big cousin Kenny's guild, Epic Fail, I've been training harder.
Now I'm level 59.
I also have a big sister named Lillie, who trained barely later than me, and another barely older cousin named Michael, who just started training a while ago, so he's weaker than the rest of us. Kenny's a warrior, Lillie's a mage, and Michael's an archer. We just call Michael "Mikey."
Right now, we're in the Epic Fail guild house.
"Guys," Kenny said. "I have to tell you something."
"What is it?" Lillie asked, putting down her staff and sitting on her special blue chair.
"You know BKsBeware?" Kenny asked, in a serious tone.
We nodded.
Kenny cleared his throat.
"Well," he said, "They are the most annoying, bratty guild of assholes I have EVER encountered in my long time of warrior training and guild developing. They're competing with every single guild, even us."
"See one, and if you're strong enough, duel them and make sure to win."
We gave him a "Yes sir."
"Now," he said again in a serious tone, "Get out and get some requests that give guild rewards. We must level up this guild and get stronger"
And right away, we all set off.
I was walking around in Twilight City. I was reading my spell book, not looking where I was going. All of a sudden....
I bumped into a group of four people just hanging out, and I dropped my book. I pick my book up and...
"Sorry." I was about to say. But I saw that mark. BKsBeware. I glared at them.
I recognized them right away. It was Wolf, Shoimu, Skeet, and Gemrock.
Note- So far, all of this is real. More of this is real. Except for the bumping into them part... and... you get the point.
"Oi," Skeet said, sounding pissed. "Watch it."
He grabbed the collar of my shirt. My feet were barely touching the ground. Why did they have to be so tall?
Wolf chuckled. "That guild, Epic Fail? Seriously? You're kidding. That's a noob guild!"
I squeezed the staff that I had in my left hand. Yes, I'm a lefty.
Shoimu started too. "Skeet, careful with the girl. I mean, we need at least level 50s in our guild. She's good enough."
"True," Skeet responded vaguely. His grip on me softened. He continued.
"I see you have noob pets. Join us, BKsBeware, and I'll give you stronger pets."
My bears, dragon, and ghost knight looked pissed.
"No thank you." I responded formally. "I'm fine with the guild I'm with now."
"Noob." Wolf laughed.
"Thank you for the compliment," I said sarcastically. "Your words really touched my heart there."
"You're welcome." Wolf said back. "I'm so nice to noobs."
"It's funny because you're only one level higher than me," I said, smiling.
He stood there with an "Uh..."
Skeet went on.
"Join us. Epic Fail is for epic fails," he said, trying hard not to laugh.
Now I was even more pissed. Skeet's so rude! First he makes lies, saying he was going to make anyone who joins BKsBeware elders, then says no elders until level 6, THEN he makes fun of my pets and probably lies about giving pets, now he makes fun of my beloved guild?
Now my right hand is moving. I mean, my left hand is more stable and controllable, but when I'm pissed off, my right hand is really the way to go. Wait...
POW.
I punched him in the cheek so hard he lost his entire grip on me and I basically pushed myself away from him. I landed hard, but where I fell is covered up good, so it didn't hurt too much.
Then, being filled with rage, I shouted at the top of my super loud dad-inherited lungs,
"YOUR FACE IS SO MUCH OF A FAIL, IT'S BEYOND EPIC, SO MUCH THAT OUR GUILD CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU WITHOUT LAUGHING!"
The rest of the heroes in Twilight City were watching, and Skeet became the laugh of the city.
The 5 of us were silent. Gemrock broke that.
"Impressive," he laughs. He grabs my arm. "Here, come with us."
10 minutes later...
This sucks. I'm in the guild house of a very hated guild. I can't escape because it seems cowardly, and even if I tried, it's 1 priest against 4 people. Actually, we're all above level 45. Make that 5 against 20. The 4 BKsBeware members talked on and on while I was just sitting there, trying to think of what to do.
"Hey," Wolf said, "I haven't heard a word from Midori since this happened. Midori, say something.
Grasping my staff again and trying not to shout at Wolf, I responded, "Why should I? I'm only trying to mind my manners."
Wolf stretched. "No reason. There's just no point of you sitting here anymore.
"Then may I take my leave?" I asked.
Wolf sat back down. "Not yet. You just got here."
"Midori," Gemrock said in a serious tone.
"Yes?" I asked.
"Marry me," he said.
"Why?" I asked again, pissed.
Note: If you marry someone in this game, you get more stable space (where you keep your combat pets) AND their character will fight with you. Only their character, not their whole team all together.
He smiled and responded, "Other than being together and fighting, there's even more stable space."
"No," I sternly said. "I'm taking my leave now."
So back at the Epic Fail guild house... I started making up nicknames for the 4 annoying ones.
Gemrock = Obitchian, based off the nearly mineral obsidian. See what I did there?
Skeet = Since his full game name is SkeetSkeet, I'll name him ShitShit.
Wolf = Let's see... Jacob! Perfect. Twilight lovers... don't hate on me.
Shiomu = Hm... can't really think of anything other than Shitomu. However, he's not as annoying. He's just trying to help his crappy guild.
I'll just keep his name for now..
All of a sudden, Kenny opened the door in which I was writing the names in.
"Oi!" he said, sounding like he's trying not to laugh. Gemrock and Shiomu are saving up vouchers just to get married!
"WHAT?" Lillie shouted. "THE GAY BOYS?"
"They're very gay..." Mikey said. "In two ways."
Everyone laughed. Hard.
Later...
The radio was on. Blame big cousin Judy who's just a normal girl here for visiting.
"Judy," Lillie complained. "Turn the radio off!"
I couldn't understand the song. All I heard was "just a shy guy."
I saw the music video.
"Yeah..." I said. "Shy guy my ass. He looks.... douchy."
"Exactly!" Lillie responds.
She just changed the song. Lillie, Kenny, and I groaned.
"I'm gonna go do some guild quests. See ya later," I said.
My task was to kill 60 mummies. Seriously? Well, I made it to the desert.
I set up the camp, and I went to kill some mummies.
For some reason, monsters go in groups too, which makes things harder.
I saw a group of 5 mummies come by. I stood up and got my staff ready.
But the mummies saw us a second later. They went and attacked us.
My pets except for my Ghost Knight dodged it. I dodged it too.
I dodged another attack and killed a mummy with one of my attacks.
Then a mummy came behind me and kicked me.
Ugh... it hurts.
My bears were there to back me up though. They killed the mummy.
I used my good skill, Holy Blessings. It healed my whole team and gave everyone a shield.
But the shield only lasts until you get hit again.
My crystal dragon uses its special skill- Icy Puncture, and kills the rest of the mummies.
Then more were coming. Annoyed, I attacked one. But it dodged and went after me. It killed my shield. I used an HP orb. When one of us dies they'll come back alive later. Everyone buys HP orbs. They're in great demand.
10 minutes later, I was tired. I killed 30 mummies. Now what?
More mummies came. I stood up and got ready.
Oh yes, it sucks. Sorry for crappy ending couldn't think of anything else.
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