Sunday, January 29, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 49 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel (Part Idk What) Juicy And Joy vs Chunky and Unhappy

As you probably know in the recent chronicle titles, I lost track of the parts. Yeah.. sad. I was gonna make a different title for the battle name but I realized it was too inappropriate because there might be little kids in the pico world. Anyways, start now.


Announcer: Next will be.. food and mood fight!
Emmi: Let's have Joy and Juice go in. :3
Joy: Finally...
Juice: Yay~ xD
As they went on the stage, they saw a sight that would scar them for life.
Joy: Ew.. she's all emo and goth and stuff. I'm fighting her?
Juice: Fatass.

Tim: Makrosz...
Makrosz: I was taking a drink. o___o;;
Joy: Ughh... so UGLAYYY!!! 

Juice: This is soo disgusting. x_x

Announcer: And start!

Juice: Hey, fatso.. How much do you weigh?
Joy: And you, be happy.

Chitawa(Chunky one): Wth. I'm only like 300 pounds.

Watachi(Emo goth one): >:(

Juice: You're required to be skinny enough to use the jewels. Dumbass.

Chitawa: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Watachi: GO DIE IN A HOLE!

Juice: *shoots arrow at Chitawa* Why don't you?
Joy: :P *uses tofu powers*

Chitawa: *blocks Juice's arrow with bow*

Watachi: *blocks tofu*

Joy: They have the same abilities as we do. o.e

Juice: Ikr. Pishes me off.

Chitawa: How'd you like THAT?

Juice: You just protected yourself.

Chitawa: What?
Joy: I'll handle the emo.

Watachi: *gets hit by Joy* Being hit makes meh POWERFUL!! *takes out knife, stabs self and tries to stab Joy*

Joy: T~T WUT TEH HELLLLLLL!!!

Sherry: Joy running in circles... Juice shooting random arrows.

Chitawa: SUMOOOOOOOOOOO.... ARROW!!!!

Juice: WUT TEHHHHHH........ FECK!!!!! *dodges*

Joy: T~T HOW DO I HANDLE THIS THING? IT GETS STRONGER IF YOU HIT IT!!

Watachi: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!

Juice: *shoots power up juice arrow at Watachi*

Joy: WTF JUICE

Juice: Well if it gets stronger by being hit, healing must kill it. :3

Joy: Ohh I see.

Watachi: OWW!! YOU BULLY! WHY'D YOU DO THAT? I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW!

Juice: Nawhh *throws healing potion in Watachi's face*

Watachi: NOOOOOOOOOO.... *defeated*

Joy: The hell...

Announcer: WATACHI WAS DEFEATED! NURSES, TAKE WATACHI OUT IMMEDIATELY!

Joy: 2 vs 1, bitches!

Thomas: Makrosz, censor more, will ya?Makrosz: Sowwy...

Chitawa: Must I show you my full power?
Juice: Don't talk like a princess..

Joy: Cuz you aren't one.

Chitawa: GRRRRRRRR SUMO........ ARROW!!!!!
Joy: *dodge*
Juice: JUICE ARROW!

They clash and make pretty ish lights (Only the Juice made it pretty)
Juice: Wth. o.e
Joy: This girl's pissing me off....

Chitawa: SUMOOOOOO...... SLAMUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Joy: *uses tofu*

Chitawa: *when contacted with the tofu, eats some*

Joy: YOU FATSO! *pushing to wall*

Chitawa: *pushes back to middle of stadium*

Juice: I was bought plenty of time. I'm gonna use it. *getting full power poison juice arrow ready*

Lydia: That move takes forever to get ready. Is Joy gonna hold off?Joy: *generates more tofu and pushes Chitawa*

Chitawa: *eats more and pushes Joy near wall*

Joy: *uses huge amount of power to push Chitawa back* SOO FAT!

Juice: Only 40% done...

Joy: *kicks wall to push Chitawa*

Chitawa: That all you got? *push Joy so that she almost touches the wall*

Joy: *kicks wall again and runs to push Chitawa*

Chitawa: *pushes Joy*

Joy: *jumps, front flip behind Chitawa, and shoots tofu to stop Chitawa for 5 seconds, then pushes Chitawa*

Juice: 50... 80%

Justine: ._.

Joy: *pushes farther*

Chitawa: *kicks Joy and uses stomach to shove*

Joy: Oww *lands on feet somehow*

Juice: Poison Juice Arrow.. FULL POWER!!

Chitawa: Wha... WHAT?!?!?!? *tries to dodge but can't due to fatness*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Half of the whole fighting field is covered with poison juice.
Announcer: And we have a winner! Joy and Juice wins! Get ready for the next match tomorrow!
Juice: And that's teamwork.
Joy: But I had to be the distraction.

Juice: xD You helped a lot.

Ella: Joy.. How could you hold her off? She's like, soo fat!
Joy: I have no idea. I guess I'm that awesome. xD

Thomas: Oh what happened? You guys failed, right?
Joy: No, we won, dumbass. *kicks balls*
Thomas: AFFFFFFFFFFF.......
Makrosz: Nope~
Tim: *farts an explosion*
Midori: Good bye~ *disappears to hotel*

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