Sunday, September 30, 2012

Saturday, September 15, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 90- Okay then...

The group arrived on the ground below the Dark Cloud Land.
Joy: Don't we need a disguise? After all, they're the bad guys and we're the good guys.
Emmi: Oh yes, that's true. We'll disguise ourselves as normal citizens in the land. What does the average person look like in the Dark Cloud Land?

Justin: They usually wear whatever... let's just use these cloaks and go. Just say to the guards "We have come back from our journey."
When they got on the land...
Josh: We have come back from our journey.
Guard 1: We must verify if you're citizens here or not.
Guard 2: We will give you a test. FIRST OFF! YOU! -points at Thomas- RECITE YOUR MULTIPLICATION TABLE! GO UP TO YOUR 12 TIMES TABLE!
Neko: What the hell...
Josh: Thomas you got this! Remember what I taught you?
Thomas: Uh... um...
Sherry: ...Can we switch out?
Guard 2: NO! YOU WILL ALL GET A VERIFICATION!

Ruby: But why the multiplication-
Mikachu: SHH! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT WORSE!
Justine: Why is math required to enter?

Guard 1: Everyone here must be intelligent.
Guard 2: Now start!
Thomas: 1x1 = 1. 1x2= 2. 1x3= 3. 1x4= 4.
Okay he got through the 1's. Be happy. He got through the 2's too. And the 3, 4, and 5's.
Thomas: 6x6=... Uh... um...
Justin: -sends power message to Thomas saying 6x6 = 36.-
Thomas: 36!
Guard 1: I smell some kind of power...

Emmi: It's just his spirit trying to get through.
All Bouncers except for Emmi and Thomas: o.0
Emmi: -sends power message to the rest of the bouncers- I'm trying to trick him here!
Thomas: 6x7 = 42. 6x8 = 48. 6x9 = se- I mean 54. -cough- 
Tim: -snickers-

Thomas: And 6x10 = 60. 7x1 = 7.
A while later...
Thomas: 12x8 is... uh.... 96... AND... 12x9...
Guard 2: Don't worry, I know that feel. It used to be hard for me too...
Bouncers except for Thomas: -_- Smart, huh?
Thomas: 12x9 is... is... 108... 12x10 is 120... 12x11 is... is...
Justin: -sends another power message saying 12x11 is 132-
Thomas: 132! And... and... .12x12 is... is... is... is...
Guard 2: IS?
Justin: -sends another power message saying that it's 144-
Thomas: 144!
Guard 1: Sir, you have passed. Now, how about you? -points at Emmi-
Emmi: What should I do?
Guard 2: We will verify if you have learned things that you only learned here so we know you go to these schools.
Emmi: -thinks: SOMEONE doesn't go on RoyalBook.-
Guard 1: There will be 3 questions. Now start!
*Note, you don't need to memorize this stuff. These aren't real facts.
Guard 2: During the Light and the Dark Cloud War, why did President Abraham Lincloud quit his job as president?
Emmi: Abraham Lincloud quit his job as president because he didn't want anything to do with the war because he couldn't control it.
Guard 2: Correct. 
Guard 1: What is the chance enemies will break through our security?
Emmi: 5%.
Guard 2: Good. Finally... YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW THIS. GO THROUGH.
Guard 1: Roger, what're you doing?
It was too late. Bouncers went through before the guards could change their mind.

Kasumi: So now what?
Neko: We look for the power.
Midori: -uses scroll to disguise everyone better- Cloaks look suspicious.
Justin: The source of the power is on the top floor of the Dark Cloud land castle.
Josh: Wait... isn't that also the power that runs this kingdom?

Random citizen: Yeah! If it weren't for that thing, we wouldn't be alive! I can't believe Princess Akuma betrayed this side. I hope the pesky Bubble Bouncers don't get it... they're evil! It was nice talking to you guys, but I gotta work. Bye!
And so he walked away...
Kyra: This sucks. The people that live here but aren't necessarily evil... believe that we're evil.
Makrosz: Justine, Midori. Summon more dragons. I got a plan.
A few minutes later...
Kasumi: -shoots arrows at the castle guards- Let's move on now. I took them out with a faint arrow.
Justin: I finished the Seal of Approval to go inside the castle. "King wanted to meet us" I even got his signature.
Emmi: This king fails. I make better signatures!
Sherry: Anyways let's go.

Out came more guards.
Guard: HALT! WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS HERE? Or are you doing your daily bow?
Justin: -takes out fake Seal of Approval-
Other Guard: -puts Seal of Approval through system- Okay, you may pass.
Bouncers: Thank you. -walks inside-
Justine: We got through their system. Let's break in now.
Midori: Better hurry, the disguise effect's running out.
The Bouncers ran up the stairs.. but... Midori forgot to give everyone a sound blocker... so the king heard them.
King: I KNOW IT'S YOU BUBBLE BOUNCERS!
The effect ran out right at that moment.

Everyone was frozen. Not literally... you know what I mean.
Joy: Shit. Emmi! Go up to the power and with your loud voice, announce what's going on! Ruby, pull it out with your evil vampire powers! We'll hold the king and their guards back.
Emmi and Ruby: Got it.
Emmi and Ruby continued up the stairs while the other bouncers stayed back to hold off the guards and the king.
Thomas: -stabs guards- HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE? I WANT MY SWEETHEART BACK!
Bun Bun: Emmi and Ruby have fast feet! Just hold on until then!
Meanwhile...

Emmi: We made it.
Ruby: I'll take this out now. -uses power-
Emmi: -pulls out the loudspeaker- I'll lean so you won't go deaf.
Attention people of Dark Loud Land! This is Princess Emmi from the Bubble Bouncers! Us Bubble Bouncers have really been working hard on saving the world! Your king lied to you! We will take out your power source to un-possess Princess Akuma. Akuma betrayed your side to save the world! If you respect Princess Akuma, get on a dragon! If you would not like to serve Princess Akuma then stay on land and wait to die for no reason. Thank you and have a good day!
Ruby: The crystal's almost out.
Emmi: Good.
Outside they see people scrambling to dragons.
Back downstairs...
King: What? You knew I said you were EVIL?
Kyra: A citizen said that the Bubble Bouncers were evil. Good bye. This is what you get. -head shots king- His energy's out now :3
Back upstairs...
Emmi: Ruby. Everyone who's joining our side is on a dragon. Only like... a family... is staying.
Ruby: I got the crystal out!
All the land disappeared. The main dragons flew to catch the Bubble Bouncers that needed dragons.
Neko: Attention! You all have a choice of which kingdom to move into. 
Everyone made their choices, and the Bubble Bouncers got back to the castle.
They got to the dungeon where the Sleeping Demon was.
Thomas: The surge of power-
Lydia: -slaps Thomas- That was a long time ago!
Thomas: Aw.
Thomas: Can I choose a style other than the surge of power? Akuma's my sweetie!
Bouncers: -rolls eyes- Fine.
Thomas: Yay! Okay so while Akuma gets un-possessed I inappropriately make out with her while we use the power on her. Sleeping Beauty!
Emmi: Ugh....
The younger bouncers covered their eyes while the power was being used.
Akuma: -wakes up- What... happened?
Ella: I feel like.. we forgot to do something...
Justin: Look! 
The evil power that just got extracted from Akuma was heading towards Ruby.
Ruby: -takes out knife and slaps power away-
Elora: It's heading towards Emmi!
Emmi: -rushes and adds a heart into the power on accident then shields it away-

Justine: -takes bottle and captures the power- ...Princess... what'd you add in there...
Emmi: Sorry. I panicked.
Justin: In energy math terms, the heart Princess added in had as much power as the evil power.. so... it's turning neutral now.
Camy: You can barely see it anymore...
Justin: If someone uses neutral power.. they're on neither side. Not good or bad. Just... 
Prepre: They want peace. And to be bubbly.
Justin: Exactly.
Noodles: Everyone move out of the way.
Everyone moves.
Noodles: Now. -uncaps bottle- Emmi! Add a heart, quick!
Emmi: -adds a heart to the neutral energy-
Noodles: Now the power's good.
Juice: What is this, science?
Tim: Explore, observe, discover! Ah!!!
Mikachu: -facepalm- You really watch that show? Sid the Science Kid?
Tim: Well when there's nothing else to watch...
Mikachu: Hush, fool!
Starz: Anyways, we discovered something. What should we do now?
Akuma: It's night time... We should think about it tomorrow.

Bob's Adventure

Here is a relatively stupid but funny story I had to make during math class. (Why not English?)
Negatives vs Positives was an idea but there had to be a math problem inside it... not just the integers...so I never finished it... therefore I can't do much.
Bob's Adventure was a success. Sorry for the lame name... if you want me to make a sequel I'll change the name. Unless you want me to keep it like that.
Anyways story time /o/


There was once a guy named Bob. He lived in Los Angeles and had to somehow get to Oregon for a birthday party. He didn't know how.
"Car's broken, can't drive anyways since I'm only 13... no money for an airplane ticket since my parents are out.... guess I'm walking!"
He packed up his things and started his all-out trek to Oregon. 

Day 1
Today I started my walk to Oregon. I forgot my house keys so I'm totally screwed and there's no turning back. But, I packed everything and I'm REALLY athletic. Kinda.

Day 2
Today I found a book. When I skimmed through it I found out that a shortcut to Oregon was to climb Mt. Wanawakaloogi. It was 40,000 feet. Well, it's a shortcut, let's take it! I walked and walked to the mountain and looked up. Okay, 40,000 feet is taller than I thought. I'll start climbing tomorrow.

Day 3
I started the epic climb up Mt. however-you-spell-that. I am practically a MONKEY. I like bananas AND I can climb fast. By the way, this is a JOURNAL! If you're not me and reading this, diaries are girly!
Okay, so I'm on a ledge and this is A LOT harder than I thought. I'm starting to think that I should've gotten I ride from my aunt...
NO. I am a MAN! I will climb this mountain and get to the birthday party! I'll continue my climb now.
Why is this other ledge furry? Oh well. I'll sleep on it for the day. It looks more comfortable than my tent.
UGH! That furry stuff was a GOAT! It kicked me off the ledge... I screamed pretty loud. Luckily, there was a ledge with snow on it, and that's where I landed. I'm continuing my journey tomorrow.

Day 4
That kick still hurts but luckily I have band-aids! Do you need band-aids for bruises? Oh well, I can't take any chances, so I'll put it on and move on.
I got to the top of the mountain. To make things faster, I'm sliding with my feet. So I made it to the bottom and my shoes look horrible... good thing I got spares! I walked far today. I'm sure I'm close, but I'm resting! 

Day 5
I see Oregon, and my backpack just got less heavy. I'm running there! My back's itchy... I wonder why.
Okay so I ran and got a lot closer. Almost there... ALMOST THERE!!! I'M IN OREGON!!! Now to look for the address. By the way, the birthday is for my friend's cousin, who's rich.

-stopping diary... I mean journal for a bit-
Bob stumbled to the giant house with a huge pool, water fountains, beautiful bushes, and a garden, and more. Bob rang the doorbell. A beautiful girl with long, shiny, golden hair and blue eyes about Bob's age opened the door. Bob was in love. Before Bob could say anything, the girl said, "Who are YOU?" 
Bob said, "I'm Bob, your cousin Robert's friend. I'm here for the birthday party. I've traveled for 5 days."
"You're here for my birthday party? You're a week early!"

Day 5  (continued)
(insert not polite words here) I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M EARLY! PLUS I HAVE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE! At least the girl's mom introduced her. Her name is Angelina. I even got to use one of the nice baths! And I found my first love. There's going to be a story contest during the party. I'm impressing her with this story.

**Edit
Sorry for the fillers I keep making! I promise, episode 90 of the ~Psych0tic Chronicles~ will come out soon!
And no suggestions for the Tamer Saga story... oh well.

Comment below if I should make a sequel!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Leaving Bubble Bouncers

*Edit Note: I lol'd at the person who checked off "Epic". Kudos to you sir. You must really hate me. Hehe ^_^
I'm quitting the Bubble Bouncers. You were the nicest group of people that I have ever met. I'm sorry to say that I don't trust this one person. She was a very close person to me but she lied to me. I probably won't be coming back. All because of her.

So goodbye Bubble Bouncers. I'm sorry that I can't stay with you all any longer.

Sayonara.

-Lillie