Sunday, February 12, 2012

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 50 (Halfway to Smexiness) The Epic Battle for the FInal Legendary Jewel Ninja & Time Traveling Neko vs Sumo Wrestler & Time Traveling Dawg

Announcer: Okayyy today we have... Asian Pride vs.... Time Traveling animals!
Midori: I'm going in.
Justin: So am I. *looks at Midori and winks*
Midori: *winks back*
Bubble Bouncers: ???
Midori: Let's go!




Midori: *gets onto stadium first* Ew.. so fatass... =3=.
Justin: Good grief. I have to deal with ANOTHER slobbery, disgusting ass dog.....
Neko: Makrosz... CENSOR FOR ONCE
Tim: O_O She's back!
Neko: Apparently I got hacked.... so yeahh... o3o
Josh: Dang...
Sumo wrestler: I AM JOLALA!!!
Dog: I AM LALADO!!
Midori: Very well then. *zooms behind sumo wrestler and kicks*
Jolala: *turns around and blocks with stomach fat. Then he goes and tries to slam Midori*
Midori: *dodge*
Justin: I'm changing the future so Midori wins.
Lalado: Not letting you do that! *focuses as well*
Justin: Grrrrrrr =3=
Lalado: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR =E=
Emmi: Midori doesn't seem as fast...
Ella: And Justin doesn't seem to be focusing as hard.
Katie: What's going on?
Midori: *kicks Jolala*
Jolala: OWWWWWWWW *slams Midori*
Midori: FU-
Makrosz: Nope~~
Justin: *focus power breaks so he has to come back quickly*
Lalado: DAMN! SO CLOSE!
Midori: *kicks Jolala off*
Jolala: POISON PUKE! *pukes on Midori*
Midori: EWWWWWWWWWW FU-
Makrosz: Nope~
Jolala: After I puke on someone, it causes them to gasp for air. But, they swallow in the puke >:D
Justin: MIDORIIIIIII NUU
Lalado: IMA BREAK YOUR FOCUS POWER AGAIN!
Midori: *poofs and teleports behind Jolala* *kicks*
Justin: *focuses harder*
Lalado: So THAT'S how it is! Fine then! *focuses even harder*
Midori: *kicks Jolala again*
Jolala: NAWT SO FAST! *sumo slams Midori*
Kyra: DON'T LOSE!!!!!
Jolala: *knocks Midori out*
Thomas: ROFL! KYRA'S BAD LUCK!
Lalado: *breaks Justin's focus and kicks him*
Justin: Da-dam-----damn it... *knocked out*
Camy: WHAT? THAT'S POSSIBLE?
Neko: Which is why I don't count on Jibbers. =3=
Jolala: HA!!! TAKE THAT BITCHES!
Lalado: WE DEFEATED THE BEST NINJA IN THE WORLD!!!!! WOOOT!!!
All of a sudden... there was an explosion under Jolala and Lalado...
Jolala and Lalado: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Midori: AWWWWWWWWW FUDGE WE LOST!!
Justin: DAMN!!!
Midori and Justin come out of the wall, each of them holding an iPad.
Midori: It worked. Those idiots...
Justin: They're seriously that stupid.
Announcer: AND SO... MIDORI AND JUSTIN WIN! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT BATTLE WHICH IS TOMORROW!
Thomas: What the shitface just happened?
Tim: POPCORN!
Sandei: Poopcorn. :] Owned
Justine: Lmfao :3
Tim: D:<
Justin: I'm gonna explain the strategy to you guys, since Midori would just talk in Japanese... xD
Midori: *nodnod* Go ahead.
Justin: Midori was able to make us camouflage into the wall. I set the traps beforehand.
Thomas: I didn't get to see Midori's true speed. =3= The hell...
Justin: We brought iPads with us for entertainment. :]
Midori: *nodnod*
Katie: Nice strategy. ;o
Josh: Smart + speed = Good
Lillie: Joshie dun bragg
Josh: How's that bragging? ;o
Lillie: You're a smart cat. >3>
Josh: ;~~~~~~~;
Midori: *poof* (^o^/)
Neko: NOO MIDORI TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU
Tim: *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
Emmi: EVERYONE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY! I MEAN IT!
Katie: O______________O ROSES, TAKE ME TO BED!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 49 The Epic Battle for the Final Legendary Jewel (Part Idk What) Juicy And Joy vs Chunky and Unhappy

As you probably know in the recent chronicle titles, I lost track of the parts. Yeah.. sad. I was gonna make a different title for the battle name but I realized it was too inappropriate because there might be little kids in the pico world. Anyways, start now.


Announcer: Next will be.. food and mood fight!
Emmi: Let's have Joy and Juice go in. :3
Joy: Finally...
Juice: Yay~ xD
As they went on the stage, they saw a sight that would scar them for life.
Joy: Ew.. she's all emo and goth and stuff. I'm fighting her?
Juice: Fatass.

Tim: Makrosz...
Makrosz: I was taking a drink. o___o;;
Joy: Ughh... so UGLAYYY!!! 

Juice: This is soo disgusting. x_x

Announcer: And start!

Juice: Hey, fatso.. How much do you weigh?
Joy: And you, be happy.

Chitawa(Chunky one): Wth. I'm only like 300 pounds.

Watachi(Emo goth one): >:(

Juice: You're required to be skinny enough to use the jewels. Dumbass.

Chitawa: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Watachi: GO DIE IN A HOLE!

Juice: *shoots arrow at Chitawa* Why don't you?
Joy: :P *uses tofu powers*

Chitawa: *blocks Juice's arrow with bow*

Watachi: *blocks tofu*

Joy: They have the same abilities as we do. o.e

Juice: Ikr. Pishes me off.

Chitawa: How'd you like THAT?

Juice: You just protected yourself.

Chitawa: What?
Joy: I'll handle the emo.

Watachi: *gets hit by Joy* Being hit makes meh POWERFUL!! *takes out knife, stabs self and tries to stab Joy*

Joy: T~T WUT TEH HELLLLLLL!!!

Sherry: Joy running in circles... Juice shooting random arrows.

Chitawa: SUMOOOOOOOOOOO.... ARROW!!!!

Juice: WUT TEHHHHHH........ FECK!!!!! *dodges*

Joy: T~T HOW DO I HANDLE THIS THING? IT GETS STRONGER IF YOU HIT IT!!

Watachi: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!

Juice: *shoots power up juice arrow at Watachi*

Joy: WTF JUICE

Juice: Well if it gets stronger by being hit, healing must kill it. :3

Joy: Ohh I see.

Watachi: OWW!! YOU BULLY! WHY'D YOU DO THAT? I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW!

Juice: Nawhh *throws healing potion in Watachi's face*

Watachi: NOOOOOOOOOO.... *defeated*

Joy: The hell...

Announcer: WATACHI WAS DEFEATED! NURSES, TAKE WATACHI OUT IMMEDIATELY!

Joy: 2 vs 1, bitches!

Thomas: Makrosz, censor more, will ya?Makrosz: Sowwy...

Chitawa: Must I show you my full power?
Juice: Don't talk like a princess..

Joy: Cuz you aren't one.

Chitawa: GRRRRRRRR SUMO........ ARROW!!!!!
Joy: *dodge*
Juice: JUICE ARROW!

They clash and make pretty ish lights (Only the Juice made it pretty)
Juice: Wth. o.e
Joy: This girl's pissing me off....

Chitawa: SUMOOOOOO...... SLAMUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Joy: *uses tofu*

Chitawa: *when contacted with the tofu, eats some*

Joy: YOU FATSO! *pushing to wall*

Chitawa: *pushes back to middle of stadium*

Juice: I was bought plenty of time. I'm gonna use it. *getting full power poison juice arrow ready*

Lydia: That move takes forever to get ready. Is Joy gonna hold off?Joy: *generates more tofu and pushes Chitawa*

Chitawa: *eats more and pushes Joy near wall*

Joy: *uses huge amount of power to push Chitawa back* SOO FAT!

Juice: Only 40% done...

Joy: *kicks wall to push Chitawa*

Chitawa: That all you got? *push Joy so that she almost touches the wall*

Joy: *kicks wall again and runs to push Chitawa*

Chitawa: *pushes Joy*

Joy: *jumps, front flip behind Chitawa, and shoots tofu to stop Chitawa for 5 seconds, then pushes Chitawa*

Juice: 50... 80%

Justine: ._.

Joy: *pushes farther*

Chitawa: *kicks Joy and uses stomach to shove*

Joy: Oww *lands on feet somehow*

Juice: Poison Juice Arrow.. FULL POWER!!

Chitawa: Wha... WHAT?!?!?!? *tries to dodge but can't due to fatness*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Half of the whole fighting field is covered with poison juice.
Announcer: And we have a winner! Joy and Juice wins! Get ready for the next match tomorrow!
Juice: And that's teamwork.
Joy: But I had to be the distraction.

Juice: xD You helped a lot.

Ella: Joy.. How could you hold her off? She's like, soo fat!
Joy: I have no idea. I guess I'm that awesome. xD

Thomas: Oh what happened? You guys failed, right?
Joy: No, we won, dumbass. *kicks balls*
Thomas: AFFFFFFFFFFF.......
Makrosz: Nope~
Tim: *farts an explosion*
Midori: Good bye~ *disappears to hotel*