~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 72- Stupid Hacker... Chibi Invasion!

Another fine day in the castle, kind of, everyone's training for the war and nothing unusual is happening.. or is it?
Let's zoom into another person for a bit... since it has something to do  with today's episode.
It's 8:00 am.
Person: Ooh, chibis are soooooooo cute and picos these days are soooooooo hot or sooooooooo handsome.
Person: Oh, I know! Since picos and chibis are totally badass, I should combine them together.
Person: We're in a computer based galaxy. -takes out laptop and starts up a chibi creating hack- Heeheeheeheeheehee.... -takes out all the Ameba Pico profiles and clicks on all of them- In 12 hours, the chibi formation will start, and then in another 12 hours... EVERYONE WILL HAVE A CHIBI CLO-
Person's mom: Honey! It's time for breakfast!
Person: Aw mom, I was JUST gonna do my evil laugh! UGH!
Person's mom: 'Kay you stubborn bitch, do your evil laugh and come down here.
Person: Okay mommy. EVERYONE WILL HAVE A CHIBI CLONE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Person's mom: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COME DOWN!
Person: OKAYYYYYYYY JEEZ!
...Back to the castle.
Emmi: Good job all! That's enough for today.
At reset time...
Justin: Princesses.
Elora: Yes Justin?
Justin: I feel something quite suspicious going on. However, I don't know what it is.
Justin: In the next 12 hours something strange will happen.
The 6 Princesses started panicking.
Emmi: Omgomgomgomg will the Scarred Skulls attack early?
Elora: Will they set the castle on fire? D:
Akuma: Will they rape us all?
Kyra: Will a group of assassinaters try to kill us all?
Neko: Will dogs kidnap me?
Ruby: Will someone steal my books?
...And much more...
Justin: No. It's much more suspicious than that. If those suggestions were to be true then I'd be able to know what it is.
Justin: -bows- I'll try to figure it out.
Emmi: Good luck Justin..
11 hours and 59 minutes later....
Justin: Everyone! Come for a meeting! Quickly!!! Don't bring ANYTHING with you!!!!
The bouncers filled up the meeting room quite quickly.
Justin: Something suspicious is going on and will happen in about 30 seconds. What I can read out right now is...
Justin: Chi....Chi....bi.....Chibi.....Gen.....Gener....Gener...Chibi Gener...Generator.... CHIBI GENERATOR!
Right at that moment, the Chibi Generator happened.
The bouncers screamed out of surprise. Even Midori.
Emmi: What in the name of gracefulness is going on?!?
Justin: It's a hack! We're in a computer based galaxy and someone hacked Pico!
Emmi: Oh gosh... I have to say, though, my chibi self is quite cute.
Elora: Aww, look at Chibi Emmi...
Emmi: -looks out window- It happened to everyone else too!
Chibis are found in purses, hats, sunglasses, pants, shirts, and other nasty or not nasty things.
Chibi-Emmi: -points at Chibi-Thomas- Oi! Disgrace! Get stronger!
Josh: They sound like us except they have a higher and cuter voice.
Chibi-Thomas: -cries-
Lillie and Chibi-Lillie are watching anime together.
Emmi: These chibis are cute and nice. But the problem is, unless people quit Pico, they'll over populate the Pico world.
Akuma: Chibi me, BECOME A BADASS!
Elora: Oh.. that's a shame...
Starz: Mini me, look through the skies. Can you see the stars?
Chibi-Starz: Yes I can.
Starz: Aren't they pretty?
Chibi-Starz: Yes they are.
Starz: I'm sad though... You'll over populate the pico world. At least when you're gone you can live in the pretty stars.
Chibi-Starz: Ooh :D
Justin: The pico world just shook. Everything's malfunctioning O.O
Justin: Now there will be another set of Chibis that are the opposite of us Dx
Chibi~Emmi~2: -strips- I the sexy princess <3
Chibi-Emmi: Stop being disgraceful!
Chibi~Thomas~2: (is a sissy) -runs away from Chibi-Thomas-
Chibi~Lillie~2: Fuck anime it sucks. -sticks out tongue-
Chibi-Lillie: Hey! No dissing the likes of anime!
Lillie: Anime is good! :|
Chibi~Lillie~2: Pocky's disgusting. Len Kagamine's ugly and sings bad. Vocaloid's retarded. Kpop sucks.
Lillie and Chibi-Lillie: @#$%(@&#$@#(*$&%@$&*#^&@*$%(@#&$*(^@#&$%@*#&$*(%@&#$(*%&!#*&@#$*&%@#$(%@*)$(%*@)#($*%)(!*$)(@*$#%)(@*#$(%)@*#$)(%*@#$)(%&)!*@&#%*@#$&%*@&#$%*(@#$&%@)$(*%@#)($*@#)
Justin: This is pretty bad. I'll try to locate the hacker.
Emmi: Do that ._. Please ._. Before my 2nd chibi gets on the news ._.
Justin: Okay. -goes into concentration mode-
Chibi~Justin~2: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Justin: QUIET! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Chibi~Justin~2: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Justin: -goes to room and concentrates-
Chibi~Justin~2: -follows while Lol-ing-
Chibi-Justin: -holds Chibi~Justin~2 back-
Chibi~Justin~2: Let me go -kicks-
Chibi-Justin: No! Master is doing something very important and you're distracting him!
Justin: I know where the hacker lives!
Kyra: Let's go all! 
Justin: I have a map that works good. Whereever we walk it shows where we are.
Justin: -taps destination and zooms into it-
They see a guy sitting at his laptop and making the chibis work. He's attempting to make a 3rd set of chibis.
Josh: That's definitely the hacker. I've seen him before. I stopped him from making giants. I don't know if he's dangerous or not.
Akuma: So now what?
Ruby: We go. -reads book-
Emmi: Battle formation in case we get attacked or the hacker is dangerous.
Elora: Chibis will go on the outside this time. We have bonus protection right? They're lighter so they're faster.
Kyra: Right.
And so they ventured to the hacker's house.
Sherry: Here it is...
Lydia: Should we break in or knock the door?
Emmi: Breaking in will ruin our reputation.
Akuma: Knocking the door might get us attacked.
Emmi: >.> :|
Akuma: <.< :|
Lillie: I say that Thomas should yell until the hacker comes out.
Emmi: Good idea ^ ^
Thomas: -yelling and stuff-
Person from the beginning of the story: -comes out- What do you want?
Prepre: -makes bubble and pops it like a badass- Bam! You un-bubbly bitch! We caught you!
Justin: -puts away map- Hmph.
Justine: We'll bring you to justice!
Thomas: The about-26-of-us-or-so!
Bouncers: -looks at Thomas- >.> LAME!
Thomas: Hey, it's not like I keep track of the number of bouncers :|
Lydia: You shouldn't have added the line in the first place :|
Makrosz: Exactly! That was going to be Midori's line!
Midori: You stupid bit- Wait...
Bouncers except for Makrosz: MAKROSZ SAID SOMETHING OTHER THAN NOPE?!?!?!?!
Makrosz: I did a long time ago... when I joined. Also, nope is only for censoring O.o;
Bouncers except for Makrosz: I see..
Makrosz: :( Are you thinking that my only good purpose is censoring?
Emmi: Nonono it's not that. It's just that-
Person: -.- Can we cut to the chase already? Why are you guys here?
Emmi: No. No. No. You have to be respectful to the Bubble Bouncers :| Say, "Why are you, oh-so fabulous Royalty Paradise, the famously fabulous Bubble Bouncers, here? In front of this disgraceful mess?!" And cut out that Cut to the chase thing! It's disgraceful!
By the way, the house IS a disgraceful mess. The paint's peeling off, the grass is dying, and it's just a mess...
Person: -rolls eyes and about to speak-
Emmi: Don't roll your eyes at us!
Person: -sighs heavily sounding like he's pissed off and about to speak-
Emmi: Don't sigh like that at us! It makes you seem like you hate us!! Now say those words!
Person: :| -starts- Why-
Emmi: Don't make that face at us! And bow as you say it!
Person: -.-
Emmi: Don't make that face!
Person: ._.
Emmi: Don't make that face!
Bouncers except for Emmi: -thinks; Well looks like Emmi got into her super royalty mode...-
Person: -bows- Why are you, oh-so fabulous Royalty Paradise, the famously fabulous Bubble Bouncers, here? In front of this disgraceful mess?!
Emmi: -looks proud and mighty- Well, us famously fabulous Bubble Bouncers found out that you have been disgracefully hacking the Pico World and therefore creating these chibis. Tell us why.
Person: Well... well... -blushes-
Emmi: I demand an answer!
Person: I love chibis and picos...
Emmi: What are you?
Person: A pico.
Emmi: No, that's not what I meant. o.0 I mean, what do you do?
Person: Oh... I'm... a high-class perverted otaku and hacker.
Lillie: Ew pervert! Though I also watch anime and read manga.
Kyra: Do you have any idea what you have done to the Pico world?
High-class perverted otaku/hacker: N-no... is it bad? I thought I just made cute chibis...
Neko: Stupid! You've done something high-class-ly retarded!
Emmi: You've done something disgracefully disgraceful! Undo the hack or... or...
Justin: -whispers into Emmi's ear the guy's 1st weakness-
Emmi: Or you have to streak in public!High-class perverted otaku/hacker: YES PRINCESS I'LL UNDO THE HACK RIGHT AWAY!!!! -runs inside-
3 seconds later, all the chibis disappear.
Noodles: Another case solved! ^ ^
Ella: So...
Midori: I'm guessing he's not hacking anymore.
Thomas: UGH!! MY CHIBI SELVES WERE SO HOT!!!
Tim: SAME HERE -cries-
Thomas: -cries-
Elora: It was to help the Pico world...
Neko: -.- Let's just go back to the castle.

Sorry I haven't been posting stuff lately D:

Okay... I just want to apologize to you Chronicle and Blog or Both fans... I haven't been posting because...
My Social Studies project is seriously stressing me out. Or was ^ ^;
Luckily for you Chronicle/Both people, I cleared out most of the stuff in the project. I just need to finish the fake journal part and the poster board after that. If I don't make it... I'll be in a lot of trouble.
I'm currently thinking of an idea.
Well I thought of one but I'm debating whether to use it or not...
Actually I might not use it. It's another parody. When I made a parody last time (You guys should probably remember) I personally thought it wasn't that good.
Actually the parody... (hard to explain into words)
Anyways, in return, I'll do some not-so-hardcore-math-because-I'm-like-the-2nd-or-3rd-best-math-student-in-my-class for you :3 (I'm not 1st because of this guy in my class named... I'm not telling you. But it IS the guy who was in the Make-Up chronicle about the play about the Quest for Medusa's head. :| He does extra math every weekend and does independent studies during math class. Too advanced Dx)
Um, so anyways, I'll get a fraction (and other things) of the Chronicles and all of the Published posts that aren't drafts.
Give me a second to do my math.


Fraction: 71/246 (including this post) Able to simplify? No. 71 is a prime number.
Meaning the fraction of Chronicles and all of the Published Posts that aren't drafts is 71/246


Decimal: About 0.28. My valuable time was wasted on this since I didn't know it would go on forever :|


Reciprocal: 246/71


Percent: About 28%


And so, I taught you some math. You're welcome.
By the way I got another idea for the chronicle. I just need the plotline down now. Give thanks to math for giving me time to think about the chronicle :3

My Ugly Alt Will Turn Into My Clone.

As I forgot to do, in this 3rd post of the day (that's pretty amazing since the blog is more lazy now) I will be announcing what I should be doing and what you guys ALMOST forced me to do xD So look at this.


1st Place: EMMI'S.... TWIN OMG!
Why would you do this to me T_T
Hm, it might be fun to have a twin though. Problem is, I'll need a lot of luck in Chess Gacha because those dresses are hard to get.
And if I want to be unique the outfit I get for her HAS to be pink.
Thanks a lot guys xD And wish me luck for those people who voted for this..


2nd Place: Different Princess and Servant
Okay, servant is something I need. Different Princess... it's nice to be unique xD
Also, I know making a school have more votes than these. But I already made a school with a different account and therefore I don't need making a school.


3rd Place: Some other thing, pet or animal of some sort, or hotel.
....................................................................... I don't know what to say about this...






So yeah, I hope I manage to get that Chess outfit xD... Wish me luck =_= Or I can attempt something else, which won't really be any value but okay :|

-.- Human Beings...

Click on the picture if it turns out small.

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 71- Ruby's Birthday!

Emmi: Guys, it's Ruby's birthday today. And today...
Kyra: We shall provide her with all the luxury
Neko: Possible.
All the other Bubble Bouncers except for Ruby since she's sleeping late: MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Emmi: Hmm...
Neko: If you all help, you all get a break from training.
Bouncers: YAY!!!
Emmi: Lillie, transform into Rin from Blue Exorcist and help Lily make party food. 
Lillie: What do we make? o.0
Emmi: I'll tell you later. Well, Lillie, start drawing a good cake design.
Lillie: Yesh Ma'am.
Neko: Everyone else except for the princesses and Thomas and Tim decorate for the party.
Everyone except for Thomas and Tim: Yes Ma'am~
Thomas: What about me and my buddy?
Emmi: It's "MY BUDDY AND I" not "ME AND MY BUDDY" Learn some more proper graceful English :|
Kyra: Guess what! Thomas and Tim get to do heavy duty manly work!!!
Thomas and Tim: -feels special-
The 5 princesses, Emmi, Neko, Kyra, Elora, and Akuma lay out a bunch of cash.
Elora: -with a pretty smile- The others said you guys got to buy a bunch of books with all the money to distract her, since she loves reading.
Kyra: And since we can't trust you, I will be supervising you so that if you spend any of the money on stuff that ISN'T books that Ruby would want to read... for example little kid books or stuff for yourself... I will shoot you with a gun that will leave you unconscious for a period of time and then refund the items.
Emmi: And make sure to give back the leftovers! Have fun!
Thomas and Tim:

Akuma: Let the mission begin.
Elora: Good luck everyone! ^ ^
Emmi: WAAIT!! 
Neko: Oh yeah, shouldn't the princesses lead units?
Kyra: I'm already leading Thomas and Tim.
Emmi: Elora and I will approve the cake drawing. Akuma and Neko will go with everyone else to buy worthy decorations.
And so the birthday mission began.
First we shall zoom into Emmi, Elora's, Lillie's, and Lily's unit.
Lillie: I'm almost done o3o
Lillie: Done now :3
This is what she drew, but the cake says Happy Birthday Princess Ruby in that letter area...


Again, the image is from Google, because Google loves everyone. Now be quiet and read.
Elora: Amazing!
Emmi: O_O Omg am I related to this person? I can't draw at all D:
(That's actually a true fact. The fact I can't draw and Lillie can xD)
Emmi: APPROVED! What about you, Elora?
Elora: I approve ^ ^ You guys should get-
Emmi: Waaait!! The cupcakes ;w;
Elora: Oh yesh~ The cupcakes xD
Lillie: o3o; No worries, I did those already.

Emmi: Approved.
Elora: Approved ^ ^
Lillie: And I also have a plan for Bubble Bouncer cupcakes. Though those aren't needed right now.
Emmi: Amazing <3
Elora: Now-
Emmi: Elora T^T You were paying attention to the meeting weren't you? DEH COOKIES!!
Lillie: No worries, they're right here xD

Again, it's from GOOGLE!
Emmi: *o* Approved <3
Elora: Approved <3 Now what else is there?
Emmi: -checks list- We need something like... royalty designed drinks.

Isn't Google one of the nicest things in the world?
So things were going smoothly for the cooking unit. Lillie and Lily got right to work. Let's zoom into the decoration unit.
Lydia: These decorations suck.
Neko: Such disgraceful decorations.
Sherry: Let's get materials and make our own.
Josh: Shouldn't we buy some books for her?
Joy: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzz books T^T
Justine: The birthday girl likes books though.
Makrosz: We should get the Hunger Games and 39 Clues series.
Prepre: OOH LAST PACKAGES HURRY AND TAKE THEM!
Someone's about to take it when...
Noodles: -quickly transforms and traps the two series packages into empty noodle bowls-
Midori: Oi, these books are for a birthday girl. Look somewhere else.
The person understood and so the Bouncers got the books and materials to make Ruby-like decorations.
Now let's zoom into the heavy duty distraction unit.
Thomas: So now we got the books. What's next?
Kyra: We get Ruby to read them until the other bouncers call that they're done.
Tim: How's that gonna happen? It'll be suspicious if we just walk out of the room right away.
Kyra: We taught a bird how to whistle. It's a messenger bird.
Thomas: Ooh nice!
Tim: What does it sound like?
Kyra: Four whistle tune when the mission is done.
Thomas: Oh okay.
Kyra: Let's go.
Ruby: -about to wake up quite late and about to go downstairs-
Kyra, Thomas, and Tim are all in suits and sunglasses.
Kyra: Hello miss, would you like a special book service?
Thomas: We have many series.
Ruby: On my birthday? Yay~
And so she went on to read.
Kyra: -whistles and the bird comes-
Kyra: -whistles a signal-
Kyra: Thomas and Tim, by the way, there's a noise blocking system of something. It's too hard for you guys to understand so yeah xD
Meanwhile...
Elora: Looks like the distraction unit finished.
Emmi: She reads very fast... 81 chapters in 1 day and she's only 9 right now.
Emmi: How much more to make?
Lillie: Well I finished the cake.
Lily: The cupcakes and cookies are done.
Kyra: -writes a message and tells the bird to send it over-
Lily: Oh? What does it say?
Kyra's letter:
Oh shit she already finished 1 whole box of books x_x She went into her vampire bookworm concentration mode HURRY THE FUCK UP!!
                                                   -Princess Kyra
Emmi: ... Well that's not good.
The others got the message too.
Sherry: At least we're all done. I hope the others are doing fine.
Ella: Yeah...
Then everything was done cooking.
Emmi: Okay, next, we have to set up the table. Elegantly.
Lillie: Done o3o
Elora: Wow!
Emmi: Graceful~ Let's call the others now.
Ruby: -almost done with the very last book-
Midori: Everybody hide D:
Ruby: -finishes book and goes downstairs- Thanks for the service :D on my birthday~
Kyra: No problem miss.
And so, after the surprise...
Ruby: These treats are so good~
Lillie: I designed them all o3o
Ruby: Really? :O
Lillie: Mhm.
There's a knock on the door.
Emmi: Who's that?
Man's voice: THERE WAS AN ORDER FOR 100 BOXES OF BOOKS. THE ORDERER FORGOT TO PAY AND IT'S BY THE NAME OF THOMAS.
Kyra: DAMN THOMAS I TOLD YOU TO PAY!
Thomas: Umm... how many gummies is that?
Man: SIR, THAT WOULD BE 999999999999999 GUMMIES.
Thomas: SHIT!
Sherry: Pay up Thomas. It's illegal to not pay even if we're the top dogs of this world.
Thomas: T^T My allowance...
Emmi: What happened to the extra money us princesses gave you?
Thomas: SHIT! I DIDN'T PAY ANY OF THAT!
Akuma: Honey, please give it back. You had to give back the leftovers.
Thomas: -gives the money back-

Emmi: Now that everything's all cleared up we can do whatever we want.
Sherry: Ruby, we got you the 39 Clues Series and...

the Hunger Games series :3
Ruby: OMG THANK YOU <3
Emmi: But what was up with the special music effects?
Makrosz: I got those. :3
And so, they all had a good time.
However, the war is drawing nearer and nearer. Each day is closer to a dangerous, though not bloody since they fight with transformations, day.
Stay tuned for the ~Psych0tic Chronicles~
And live a Happy Pico Life ^ ^
нαρρу вιятн∂αу яυву!
Also I MIGHT tell you how I named my chronicle. I might.
Fine, since it's someone's birthday, I will.


The following things below this message contains true facts. Now be quiet and read.


I was playing a game called Dream of Mirror Online (D.O.M.O.)
My character joined a guild named ~Psych0tic Dream~ It was such a nice guild with nice and helpful people.
If you were in that guild, my character's name is MidoriMiki.
I spent some good time with them... until one day, the Chairperson and Amanda were too busy to maintain the guild.
I was passed lead but then I gave lead to someone else because I couldn't maintain the guild either. I just passed it to a random person. I wasn't as smart as I am now back then so...
After that the random person disbanded the guild.
I got really mad but I moved on...
So I took the ~Psych0tic~ from ~Psych0tic Dream~ and put it together with Chronicle, because technically, they're Chronicles.
And they ARE pretty psychotic too. So the name not only originates from past times, it makes logical sense!
It's such a great name, isn't it?


-Princess Emmi

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 70- Another day and some twins.

Emmi: Alright everyone, now that everything's all cleared up thanks to Midori, go back to training!
Lillie: Is the everything the Akuma?
Emmi: Shh! Anyways, go!
Due to depression, Thomas's wisdom went down to 3/5...
Lillie: OI! WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION?
Thomas: MEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEHMEH
Lillie: Oh wow.. you're actually right...
Midori: Heh, he lost like... 4 girlfriends
Thomas: SHUT UP!
Midori: Says the guy who had 4 girlfriends.
Joy: Oi, Tim, who's the new girl?
Joy: Was she a recruit?
Tim: Nope, my girlfriend.
Justin: OMG! AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT! What's her name?
Girl: My name is...
Bouncers: ~The Tension~
Girl: Elora.
The name is thanks to Google. Now be quiet and keep reading.
Emmi: That's a nice name ^ ^ Welcome to the castle.
Elora: Thank you ^ ^

What Elora looks like

Thomas: O.O;
Midori: Thomas, don't even think about it. It's your best friend's first girl, go get your 5th one.
Thomas: -strips and runs outside-
Midori: What the hell did I just say...?
5 minutes later...
Another girl: Hello. My name is Akuma.

Accurate picture of Akuma the 4th... I mean she's actually just Akuma... or is she?

Neko: WHY THE HELL IS THERE ANOTHER GOD DAMN PRINCESS OF HELL NAMED AKUMA?
Akuma: I'm not a princess.
Kyra: Wow. So original. -it's called sarcasm-
Midori: Oh no D:
Bouncers: What's wrong?
Midori: Everyone except for Elora and Akuma go to the meeting room!
Lydia: Waait is something wrong?
Midori: Very wrong.
In the meeting room...
Midori: Okay, so here's the thing.
Midori: A long time ago, the Queen of Hell and the King of the Fairy Land were married. They did something you know about and had twins. One was ELORA and one was AKUMA. Elora is more like the King of Fairy Land. She was born first. Then the Queen of Hell and the King of Fairy Land were divorced and the Queen of Hell married the King of Hell. Then THEY did it and then right after that Akuma was born and was more evil than Elora.
Tim: They look nothing like o_o
Midori: The King of Fairy Land and Elora look alike. Akuma looks more devilish.
Prepre: Why are they in the human world?
Midori: Before the King of Fairy Land and the Queen of Hell got divorced, they were planning the divorce. They argued about whoever got to keep the kids and eventually sent them off into the human world when they were very young so that they could live normal lives.
Noodles: So.. in simple terms... they were unique princess twins that were sent off into the human world to live normal lives but they're secretly princesses?
Midori: Yes.
Midori: They live in a hotel since they're royalty and they're really rich...
Midori: Or DID live in a hotel. Now they're here...
Midori: And they don't get along. Akuma attempted to kill Elora a lot of times.
Emmi: This is quite dangerous...
Midori: It is. So what do we do?
Kyra: I think we should keep them here and carefully watch them If Akuma tries to kill Elora again... kick Akuma out.
Joy: Thomas, you have horrible taste.
Ruby: Sheesh, Thomas, you always go along with princesses of hell and whatnot -continues to read book-
Thomas: Shut up you're just jealous.
Joy: Uh, no I'm not. Even though you can sparkle you're still retarded.
Midori: Er, yeah. Meeting closed.
Midori: As a sidenote this is Thomas's 5th girlfriend.
Justine: So Elora, do you get along with Akuma at all?
Elora: -twitch but still smiling- No, no not at all -evil aura-
Justin: Oh god...
Sherry: It runs in the family.
Midori: By the way guys, they can both transform and fly.
Ella: That's quite obvious...
Thomas: REALLY?
Midori: Well duh, one's a fairy and one's a devil princess. Dumbass. I thought you gained wisdom ever since Lillie's clone trained you.
Thomas: -.-;
Justine: Really? How come?
Elora: -talking really fast- Akuma used to boss me around and she always stripped me if I refused to do something-
Thomas and Tim:

Elora: -and now I have entered a rebellious state and ever since then we hated each other.
Justine: .... I see.
Elora: So that's the reason why we hate each other.
Mikachu: Mhm...
Emmi: Guys! Don't forget to train!
Bouncers except for Kyra and Neko: Yesh Ma'am..
Neko: So let's fill you guys in. 
And so, Emmi, Kyra, and Neko filled Elora and Akuma into the storyline that's happening right now.
Kyra: So if you fight with us...
Emmi: We have a great chance of a victory.
Elora: I'll help.
Akuma: I don't know... Elora's a bit-
Makrosz: Nope!
Akuma: And I'm more evil so I'm suited to go to the Scarred Skulls...
Emmi: Come on pleease~
Akuma: Eh...
Neko: For
Neko: THOMAS?!?!?!!?
-dramatic music- 
Akuma: FUCK IT I'LL JOIN!
Kyra: Thank you <3
1 hour later...
Akuma: Elora! Get me some icecream!
Lily: Uh, that's my job... want me to get you-
Akuma: ELORA!
Elora: NO! I WON'T GET YOU ANY!
Akuma: Bitch.
Elora: I'm not getting you your icecream.
Akuma: -grabs Elora-
Elora: NOOOO DON'T~
Lily: -backs off-
Thomas and Tim: o//o
Josh: Oh god.. COVER THE KIDS' EYES!
Tim: We're not kids D:
Thomas: Yeah that's right >:O I read enough porn for this!
-silence-
Josh: GET THEM!! And cover your own eyes as well.
Josh and Sherry grabbed Thomas, and Ella and Sandei grabbed Tim.
Thomas and Tim: -struggles to see what's going on-
All 6 of them just heard...
Elora: Let goo~
Akuma: GET ME THE DAMN ICECREAM!!
Elora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO -screams-
Akuma: BITCH YOUR DRESS IS OFF NOW GET THE DAMN ICECREAM!!
Tim: OMG REALLY?
Elora: TIM! HELP!
Tim: I CAN'T ELORA! I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED AS WELL!
And then... Thomas and Tim broke free and saw a 1 second sight. Elora and Akuma wearing.. nothing...
And thus this happened to Thomas and Tim.

Akuma: -grabs towel to cover herself up- GET ME THE DAMN ICECREAM!
Lillie: A combination of incest and yuri...
Elora: I'M NOT GETTING THE ICECREAM D:
Lily: -gives Akuma icecream- Jeesh calm the fu- I mean CALM DOWN!
Elora: -kicks Akuma and runs-
Akuma: -grabs Elora's certain spot-
Elora: EW YOU PERVE YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR ICECREAM -kicks again-
Akuma: -eats icecream which gives her more energy-
Tim: -wakes up but sees Elora for 1 second and goes back down-
Elora: TIM!!! 
-sad music-
Tim: Be careful... my honey... -faints-
Elora: -runs upstairs and locks room-
Akuma: -transforms and prepares to run outside and fly up to Elora's window-
Emmi: -makes barrier around Akuma- TIME OUT!
Akuma: -tries to break barrier-
Emmi: It won't work since this runs on wisdom. Your perviness of your twin sister fails your wisdom and therefore, you can't break out of my wisdom. You're not smarter than me so you can't break out xD
Akuma: GRRRRR -gets all mad and tries to break barrier-
Emmi: -yawns- Your wisdom got reduced.
Akuma: -faints-
Emmi: ELORA! DID YOU FINISH CHANGING? YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
Elora: Oh thank you Emmi~
Emmi: No problem ^ ^
Kyra: We need to keep a better watch on that crazy thing x.x;
Neko: Yeah...

Stay Safe Picos!

So this is how it all started...



кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:05)
im leaving pico 4 ever my mom gave away my accont now she giving away  my 1,500 ag do u want it


♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:05)
uh sure


♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:06)
hold on


I'm not sure what I was thinking until...



ρєяιdισԏ (20:05)
BaD neWS EvErY oNe My bUDDie hAs bEEN hAcKed bY кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ i THiNk sO plS Lock Your ROoM TelL


ρєяιdισԏ (20:06)
thiS TO Your bUdDIE TnX FoR LiSteniNG


So then I was like thinking "Oh god!"



кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:06)
my mom is a cop she ganna put it on 4 yah


So I tried pulling troll on her... careful.. she's quite persistent.

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:06)

actually i don't want any

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:06)

my mom said she'd

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:06)

buy me ag for my birthday

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:06)

so i dont really see the point of getting more, give it to someone else

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:07)

thanks anyways

Ugh. Fail.

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:07)

yah sure i can raise it to 50000 since it ur bd

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:07)

but ur ganna say no

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:08)

i don't wanna be selfish though..

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:08)

>_<

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:08)

mno

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:08)

no

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:08)

you should give it to another person who actually need it

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:08)

needs

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:08)

im rich already

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:08)

xD

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:08)

i want u to take it

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:09)

how come?

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:09)

cuz im leaving pico n i want u to have it all

And then after that... why'd I say this? I'm not sure..

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:10)

hm, that's funny...

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:10)

my friend just said you hacked someone..

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:10)

plzz since ur bday is coming up

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:10)

o.o

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:10)

actually its in a few months xD

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:10)

mom's gonna buy it later on

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:11)

no problem but how come u passing up a big deal like this

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:11)

well...

Jeesh.. the tension..

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:11)

my friend told me you hacked someone

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:11)

so

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:11)

idk who to trust

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:12)

well she got the wrong person i got this accont from my sis

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:12)

now im leaving

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:12)

n i

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:12)

already gave my accont away

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:12)

ohh

Omg D:<

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:13)

now im giving away 50000 but no one want it n ur the only one online on my list

кคтïᴇ pepsi♡ (20:16)

so u dont want it

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:16)

no

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:16)

im fine

♡Pяiη¢єѕѕEммι♡ (20:17)

ag isn't all that

And thus I triumphed :3

Just with that last line... she left me alone...
Defend yourself. Unless you want to get hacked. Be smart. People who are like "Free gold!! I'll give it to you" Reject it. It's a scam and they'll hack you.
Also, the events that say "Free gold in URL"








Or something like "TWICE THE GOLD IN URL" It's obviously a scam. If you really fall for it you get gold for them, not yourself.
Stay safe in pico!

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 69- The Strangest Love Story You'll Ever Read

Thomas: -tries taking picture of some random girl's chest-
Akuma: THOMAS!!!!
Thomas: WAHH D:
Akuma: WE'RE BREAKING UP!!! YOU SHOULD BE CARING ONLY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND BUT NOW YOU'RE BEING A PERVERTED BITCH!
Thomas: T^T NONONONO AKUMA I'M SORRY D:
Akuma: GOOD BYE!
Thomas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile...
Sandei: -goes scientist cat mode- I shall find a way to increase Tim's agility. Without stinking up the place.
Sandei: -makes loss weight thing that looks like, tastes, smells, and functions like popcorn... except it won't make Tim's fart smelly and it'll make him lose his weight :3-
5 minutes later...
Sandei: Finished >:3
Tim: SANDEI! WHERE'S MY DAILY POPCORN?
Sandei: RIGHT HERE! IT'S EXTRA BUTTERY TODAY!
Tim: OH HELL YES!
~After training...~
Bun Bun: How come Tim didn't have smelly fart..?
Sandei: Who knows? >:3
Bun Bun: Don't tell me you've-
Emmi: ~over intercom~ COME TO THE MAIN HALLWAY. RIGHT NOW!
The main hallway was filled with bouncers.
Tim: My tummy wummy feels drained...
Emmi: -pointing at weight scale-
According to the weight scale, Tim lost 120 POUNDS!
Lillie: WHO THE HELL IS HE?
Sherry: That's my student?
Bun Bun: He didn't have smelly fart so...
Sandei: Princess... I gave him weight losing popcorn.
Neko: WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING???
Prepre: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
All the girls are screaming but they're interrupted...
Tim: Oh honeys, don't fight over me.

Kasumi: Bitch in your dreams xD
Starz: Go wish for that over a shooting star or something LOL
Tim: -about to cry-

Joy: Heh. Fu-
Makrosz: Nope!
Joy: You. Bit-
Makrosz: Nope!
Noodles: Back to censoring?
Makrosz: Yep xD
So all the excitement is over...
Akuma: T-Tim...
Tim: Yesh?
Akuma: Be mine~
Tim: o.o What about Thomas?
Akuma: He was being an asshole.
Tim: o.o;;; Okay...

Skip to 0:19
Thomas: O.O
Thomas: H-hey, Tim... can't you get another girl now that you've slimmed down? D:
Akuma: Stupid! We broke up remember? It's your fault anyways :|
Tim: W-wait
Akuma: Let's go on our first date~ -walks off pulling Tim along-
Thomas: Wait! What about training?
Emmi: Training time is over. How'd you think he slimmed down?
Thomas: D:
Thomas: Midori... lemme borrow your camouflage items.
Midori: 'Kay here good luck.
Thomas: -cries as he puts everything on-
Thomas: -goes to stalk Tim and Akuma-
Tim: I love you Akuma :3
Akuma: I love you too :3
Akuma: SO where should we go?
Tim: Umm...
Akuma: Let's go to the park~
Tim: Okay :3
It wasn't true love at first... but as time went by Tim was starting to like Akuma more.
Akuma: Look at the pretty ducks :D
Tim: Yeah :D
Thomas: Tim's starting to enjoy it now :(
Tim: Want me to treat you for icecream?
Akuma: Yesh~
Tim: What flavor?
Akuma: Vanilla.
Tim: -gets ice cream (and attracting a lot of attention) and comes back to the bench where Akuma is sitting-
Akuma: Ooh :D
Tim: I forgot some of my change...
Akuma: Let's share it then <3
You know what happened next. Now shut up and read.
Thomas:

Tim: Mmmm Yum... vanilla.
Akuma: Yesh yesh :3 Let's go to the movies.
Thomas: -wipes tears- Shit.. I need a disguise.
Thomas: -runs back to castle-
When he gets back... he explains to Lily.
Lily: So that's the problem... that's bad. So you need a disguise?
Thomas: Yeah...
So now this is what Thomas looks like.

Thomas: WOO! I'm badass. Thanks Lily! :3
Lily: No problem o.o Don't let the bitch catch you.
Emmi: -GASP-
Lily: What?
And so... Thomas resumed his operation of stalking Akuma and Tim.
Now pause the video up there and play this one. Pause at 1:31...

Somehow, Thomas catches up with Tim and Akuma. Barely though.
All three of them JUST got to the movies.
Tim: What movie do you wanna watch... my princess?
Akuma: Umm... this one!
It's Princess Pocky... an anime Lillie's watching (if you read the last episode then you'll know what I mean :3)
Thomas: -thinks ~So she IS into anime!~-
Tim: Okay princess <3
Tim: -buys tickets for himself and Akuma-
Thomas: -buys ticket-
And so, they went inside to watch Princess Pocky- Episode 1
Anime- I am dignification! I am the Pocky lover.
Anime- I am.. Princess Pocky. ~opening theme song~
Tim: -eats some of the popcorn-
Thomas: -thinks ~...didn't Sandei sell that popcorn?~-
After the movie's done...
Pause this video, scroll up and unpause the other one.
It's dawn. Tim and Akuma are at the park again.
Tim: Hey Akuma...
Akuma: Yes honey?
Tim: I love you.
Akuma: I love you too. -kisses Tim-
Thomas: -cries-
Tim: Isn't that Thomas's voice?
Akuma: Huh?
Thomas: -his hat falls off-
Tim: THOMAS! What are you doing here?
Thomas: I stalked your date.
Tim: Dude what the hell? I thought we were friends!
Thomas: You stole my girl from me!
Tim: You guys broke up so technically she wasn't yours after that!
Thomas and Tim: -glares at each other and transforms-
Akuma: Tim don't fight him D:
Pause the song.
Tim: Sorry my princess... there are times when I must =_=
Thomas: She'll be my princess soon :|
Thomas: -stabs Tim-
Tim: -punches Thomas really really hard-
Intense amount of fighting energy flies into the sky.
Both of them jump back.
Thomas: Huh. Not bad.
Tim: You aren't bad yourself.
Akuma: Guys stop fighting D:
More people are crowding around.
Random noob: Did you see that intense energy? I recorded it on my iPhone!
A bunch of people are chattering about it.
Some Rich Dude: Wait. Aren't those two best friends?
Your average pico: Yeah. Why're they fighting?
Random noob: They're probably fighting for the sexy beast over there.
The fight gets more intense.
Now I don't know WHERE they got these but...
Thomas and Tim: -takes out gun after transformations run out-
Random people watching: -flinches for a second- WHOA!
Thomas and Tim: -panting-
Thomas: I dun wanna have to do this bro D:
Tim: Me neither bro D:
Thomas and Tim: -still panting-
Thomas and Tim: -sighs and puts down their guns-
Random people watching: Phew...
Thomas: I don't wanna lose my best friend because of this.
Tim: Yeah. Me neither.
Thomas and Tim: -hugs each other-
Tim: You'll be my best friend forever. 'Till the day we die.
Thomas: Yeah. And if we die, we should die together.
Akuma: So....
Tim: Akuma. I'm sorry but... we'll have to break-
Suddenly a kunai goes through Akuma.
Random people watching: WHOA!
Midori: Damn it. I missed. SENSEI WHERE'D YOU GO?
Midori's Sensei: Common Midori. Be faster than that and KILL THE DAMN DUMMY!
Midori: Ah, sor- oh shit... I killed Akuma...
Thomas: MIDORI!
Some rich dude: IT'S THE LEGENDARY MIDORI!
Some random noob: AND WE'RE SEEING HER SENSEI! OMI- wait... where'd he go?
Your average pico: DAMN IT WE ONLY SAW HIM FOR A SPLIT SECOND AND HEARD HIS VOICE!
Some rich dude: I recorded his voice. Time to spread it.
Midori: I killed someone.... fuck...
Tim: ;_; Let's just all go back to the castle.
Therefore, no one got to keep Akuma. Midori killed her.
Akuma's life ended with a date o.0 So... yeah...
And someone tell me how many times Thomas lost a girlfriend now. I need to reactivate my BBB (secret code word that I won't let out yet, but you can take a guess xD) and think of ideas for the next chronicle xD

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!!

LILLIE FINISHED THE CHRONICLE!!
But many things went wrong.
First of all, the lines aren't colored so it's not as pretty... but at least it's readable.
Second of all, a while back she accidentally posted it so it's under an older post...
The chronicles are on a roll again though! I have a new idea for the next episode and therefore >:3 I'll hurry up with it~

Happy Mother's Day!

Hi guys~ Hope you remembered to make Mother's day gifts xD
Or else mommy will be mad.
I made a chocolate lollipop during school and also a card with it oAo;
Lillie made her gift last second. Of course, if you saw her website
lilsrandies.blogspot.com
then you'll probably know its a drawing
I'm speed typing right now since I have to go soon xD
Happy Mother's Day to my own mom, the women who took part in making Ameba Pico since, technically, they'll be the Pico mothers :3
;_; I gotta go now, hope ur mom enjoyed her gift (if you gave her one)

News!!

First of all, my major upgrade mission began.
Second of all... send me more names for the school T^T
Finally... after the names are sent, I'll be making a poll. I need... at least 5 names, and after 5 names, I'll wait a week (or two if I'm patient) and THEN make a poll.


Hope you can help T_T




~Emmi

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 68- Day 7 Thomas Becomes Stronger? New Training Buddy!

Thomas has been having trouble training, and everyone keeps beating him up. Will Thomas ever get stronger? Wait and see. あなたマッドブロ？
(That sounded like an ending. LOLOLOLOLOLOL)

Emmi: -walks to the living room and sits next to Lillie- Lillie, I'm tired of Thomas being so weak! I have to give him discipline so many times! Even Tim is stronger than him!

Lillie: -watching anime; not paying attention to Emmi. a coincidence that the problem in the anime is just like whats happening now- Well if you treat him nicer then he would do better...

Emmi: Brilliant idea! I think we should stop beating up Thomas and treat him with a little more respect!

Lillie: My my, lady. What on Earth were you thinkin' !?

Anime: *I'm sorry my boy! Huuhuu... Here's some pocky and accept my apology! ; - ;

Lillie: LOL I bet he will accept that.

Emmi: Yes! Thank you Lillie for all your advice you've given me today! I'm delighted!

Lillie: -notices Emmi- What? o.o

Emmi: -hugs Lillie-

Midori: -enters living room- I'm tired of training Thomas. Nobody else wants to train him either.

Lillie: -looks up- I can help.

Midori: You sure? Thomas is a hard customer.

Lillie: Bish please! I train stupid people like him in my sleep.

Midori and Emmi:

Lillie: Let's get this shi- (Aggie: Nope!) goin'!

Lillie has decided to help Thomas train. Will she succeed?
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT EPISODE! MUAHAHAHHAHAHA


Ok I'm sorry not continued next episode. Continues now. DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN...


Made you look.

In the training area, Thomas is trying to train on a dummy Tim made for him. Joshi is trying to look for work Thomas can work on. (He's also making a stat reader for Lillie)

Thomas: Oh gosh. How did Tim make this? It's so strong! Who knew the Chubby Buddy could do such amazing things...

Joshi: Well...Sherry DID help him study...of course she would teach him all the unneeded things.

Thomas: My armor is breaking apart too...

Joshi: Well... if it was you who made it, it would be weak of course.

Thomas: Grr.. -.-"

Lillie: -walks in with a sketch book and a magic pencil and hoards of pocky- Thomas I'm here to train you ^ ^~

Thomas: You're going to beat me up too? Heh, course you would.

Lillie: PSH no. I'm not THAT low to beat up a person for no reason.

Joshi: Ah I see what you're up to. Nice thinking.

Thomas:

Clueless stare~

Lillie: Stand up straight boy.

Thomas: -follows orders-

Lillie: -starts drawing Thomas manga style-

Thomas: You arn't training me.. this is for Akuma isn't it!?

Lillie: I heard Akuma isn't into manga or anime...she prefers life-like drawings

Thomas: FOR YOU THEN!? WTF???

Lillie: LOL in your dreams. Ohh finished!

Thomas: Let me see... o.o;; -looks at drawing-

Thomas: Whoa... that's me?? Better than expected.

Lillie: Fufufu! -sets up a device- Thomas try to smash this thing with your fist. Hit as hard as you can.

Thomas:

-tries to smash thing-

Lillie: Says your power level is 2 stars out of 5... weak. Walk to that wall over there. Run here as fast as possible.

Thomas: Ok... -follows as ordered-

Lillie: -reads device- 4 stars out of 5. Not bad. Could be better.

Thomas: Hmph.

Lillie: -transforms into the manga sketch of Thomas- Eww I feel weak...

Thomas: What now?

Lillie: We fight. :3

Joshi: Set...Go!

Erza Vs Erza ; Pretend they're guys... Thomas on the Left, Lillie on the Right

Lillie: Focus your strength in your sword. Forget hitting fast, that's too weak.

Thomas: How come you're fighting as me? I'm weak.

Lillie: If you fight someone your strength, you get stronger. -hits Thomas on the arm-

Thomas: Oh I see...-swings sword at Lillie-

Lillie: Think you're getting stronger? No?

Thomas: Sorta.

Lillie: -pulls out tazer oh tazes Thomas and reads the dial- 367 out of 600. Went up a star.

Joshi:

Joshi makes all these faces.

Lillie: NYAHAHHA!! I'm AWESOME.

Thomas:

Wat??

Thomas: Anyways, let's get going. I'm tired of waiting.

Lillie: THAT WAS THE MOST INTELLIGENT THING THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD YOU SAY!

Thomas:

Wat??

Lillie: Yush! I'm tired now so I'll just make a clone and have them train you.

Thomas: ... ok

-Lillie does so-

Lillie: Go train him. I gots his stats and everything. NO COMMENTS. You have 2 hours to train his strength to Max. Same with agility. :D HAVE FUN -goes to anime-

Thomas:

EH?

15 HOURS LATER...

Lillie: OH MAI GAD!!!! I FORGOT

Lillie2: Yes, ma'am. Indeed you did. But see here I trained him well.

Lillie: Lemmie see him....................

Thomas: -walks out-

-SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE- (IDK IF THIS IS APPORPRIATE FOR YOUNGUNS)

Lillie: Oi... -stands up + walks to Thomas-  ...  WHO ARE YOUUUUUU?!?! KYAAAAA

Thomas: Pff.. the glamor is too much for you..

Lillie: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MEEE?!?

Lillie2: I'm terribly sorry.

Lillie: U DONT LOOK LIKE IT

Thomas: Don't fight over me. Tee Hee -SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE-

Joshi: Stop sparkling... D:

Akuma: -walks in- OH MAD GAD! THOMAS UR GORGEOUS!!

Lillie: People never learn...

Thomas: -uses intercom- ATTENTON EVERYONE! ALL COME TO THE TRAINING AREA!

Soon after, the training area was filled with the BBs...

~~Murmurs~~

Thomas: I called you all here... I HAVE SUCCEEDED!!

Emmi: o.0; Excuse me.. Who are you?

Midori: Mmm...dare?

Thomas: I'M THOMAS!!! LOOK AT ME MUSCLE!!

HUUUUUUUAAAAAA

All other BBs:

Lillie: Ok.. here are his stats...
Strength: 5/5
Agility: 5/5
Wisdom: 4/5
Overall Performance: 550/600
... impressive even for Thomas

Joshi: All went well tho.. I'm sure we were all worried about Thomas being trained by Lillie... :D

Sherry: At least he can do work his own grade...

Cheesy ending stopped. Too lazy to go on
Instead, here some music you might like!

Enjoy!! Love me fans!! >w<