Friday, August 3, 2012

~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Episode 84- Crazy Movie Request/Start of a Journey

It's the next day now. To make a long argument short, Anthony regained his reputation. Now the bouncers are opening the letter they got.
Emmi: -studies letter seal- It looks like the class right under royalty.
Elora: Let's open it.
Emmi: -takes off seal and opens letter-


Dear Bubble Bouncers,
    I highly apologize for wasting your valuable time, but I have planned a movie starring all of you. It's an action fighting movie with a "Capture the Flag" type of thing combined with a First Person Shooter. I've heard about your powers. You can't use your abilities, just transform, get into an outfit, and use guns and knives to "battle." I have arranged the teams so there's nothing to worry about. It can only be you guys because I want to make this as realistic as I can without killing other people. I will pay you all half the profit that I make from this movie. I hope you can accept the deal. Contact me when you are available. jeremy_gisjake@APFproductions.com or call me at 1-800-Ameba-Pico-Filming.
                                                                         Sincerely,
                              [insert messy and famous person-like signature]


Emmi: Oh. My. God. This is Jeremy Gisjake's signature! The famous movie director! All his 100 movies made it in the top 100 movies chart!
[Yes, that name was made up. Yes I made up those facts.]

Lillie: His movies are the only non-anime things I watch.
Midori: Are we accepting this deal?
Emmi: Of course!
Thomas: Do we even need the money?
I mean we're overly rich and stuff.
Emmi: I need our money to pay castle taxes to planet Earth. Midori needs money to buy techniques and such from her sensei. Lillie repairs her laptop that helps her transform once in a while to make it the fastest laptop ever. Justine pays summoning scrolls to summon things so that they can fight for her. We donate to all the poor pico donating things every month/foster homes. Not to mention the animal ones. There's more things too. Now that this movie came up, we can just donate all our profit to shelters, hospitals, etc.
Justin: Guys. Neko's parents that are still possessed are coming here!
Justin: Actually they're here right now O.O
Neko: O.O
Akuma: Lily! Put down the phone!
Neko's mom tries to scratch Neko.

Neko: -dodge-
Tim: What do we do with them?

Thomas: -shields himself from Neko's dad- I don't know, kill them? It's 2 against 21.
Neko: No! Don't!
Josh: -dodges- I don't know, they're possessed.

Neko: Then find a way to un-possess them!
Midori: We should trap them then talk to the Oracle. The oracle will know what to do! Then Justin can translate the Oracle's words. Let's go! -takes out scroll and wraps up Neko's parents- Princess, can you use your shield? The scroll won't last 10 seconds.
(F.Y.I I got the Oracle thing from the Percy Jackson series.)
Emmi: -covers scroll with wisdom shield- Put them in the best dungeon.
And so they did.
Kyra: I'll guard them with bullets that won't kill them. You guys go to the Oracle.
Ella: Understood.
The 20 Bouncers (yes, there's 21 in this story) set off to the Oracle for advice on how to un-possess Neko's parents.
Justin: -takes out 50 Ameba Gold- Oh, great Oracle, how do we un-possess Neko's possessed-by-hell parents?
(Horrible imitation of the Oracle time!)
Oracle: You must set off on a journey on a two-floored boat. Any other boat shall be washed away. 5 people shall set off. One fights and defends, one fights from a distance, one heals, one guides, and one boosts. When arriving you find a magical orb to un-possess the possessed-by-hell parents.
Justin: The boat will have 5 beds on the bottom floor, and the top is where we go when we're not sleeping. The one that fights and defends should be Thomas. I mean, Thomas, you have the ability to convert your defense into a real shield, right?
Thomas: Yeah.

Justin: I guide because I have psychic power. Tim boosts the boat with his farts. Kasumi attacks from a long range since Kyra's guarding. Finally, Justine heals. Any extra people will get washed away from the rest of the crew. That's my translation, any objections?
Anthony: No. Speaking of which, go rent a boat.
Thomas: Okay team, let's go!
Kasumi: >o> You're not the captain.
Thomas: Then who is?
Justine: Technically if Justin's guiding he's the captain.

Thomas: Damn.
Justin: Let's just go already.
Emmi: Connect this to the boat so you can communicate with the rest of us bouncers staying home.
Justin: So Oracle, where do we go to get the source of the power to un-possess Neko's parents?
Oracle: Start at the coast of the beach of Hawaii, then travel to the cave of monsters. The cave has many different paths inside. Make a wrong turn and you will end up fighting monsters. However, if you get it right, there will be guard monsters. On your way to the cave, there will be many enemies. One group you have seen, and other groups not.
Thomas: The Scarred Skulls?
Justine: I don't think so. We wiped them out at the war... it'll take a while to recover without a healer.

Justin: We shouldn't expect anything for now... we don't know if it'll be the Scarred Skulls or Midori's enemy... or maybe even a group we battled at the tournament for the final jewel.
Tim: -eats popcorn- Getting my boosting ready.
Kasumi: We're going in an airplane until we get to Hawaii... and we're going into a high-class airplane too.
Tim: Shit!
Thomas: Why high class?
Justin: Do you think Bouncers will go into a 100-gold plane?

Justine: And they have a smaller chance of crashing.
Kasumi: Can we just go already?
Camy: You guys can go. The rest of us bouncers would see you off... but it wouldn't be fair to Kyra.
So everyone said bye to each other... and the 5-bouncer group went to the airport.
Justin: We packed all of the food, right?
Rest of the team: Right.

Thomas: Wait, what about our boat?
Other 4 bouncers:

Kasumi: Dumbass, we're getting our boat in Hawaii.
Justine: Speaking of Hawaii, let's board the airplane. They're ready.
Justin: Remember guys, we're going into a high-class plane with other high-class people. We need to keep a good impression. Thomas should be the most polite since he's a prince, but I guess not.
Thomas: Hey!!
Justin: I'm speaking the truth.
The bouncers boarded the plane...
All the high-class people respect the bouncers because they saw the symbols on them.
Bouncers: -walks high, almighty, and dignified-
Thomas: -trips and keeps walking-
Justine: >.>
And so the bouncers sat down in their seats.
People don't crowd around them because... they're high class.
Kasumi: -plays game where the point of it is to hit the target. Kasumi wins every round-
Justin: -hacks hackers online-
Thomas: -watches stuff that innocent children shouldn't be watching-
Tim: -eats-
Justine: -chats with her friends back in the other dimension she used to live in-
The other high class picos start bad mouthing Thomas.
High Class Pico Girl: Ugh! What is he watching? Is he really a Bubble Bouncer? And are those other people really with him?
High Class Pico Boy: Honestly! I can't BELIEVE a person like him is of higher class than me! I bet Princess Emmi took pity on Thomas and let him join!

High Class Pico (other) Boy: Hmph! 
Thomas: -puts his laptop down and stands up-

Justine: Hey, Thomas, it's your fault for watching that stuff. You should watch something else or chat online.
Thomas: They don't know anything about my branch of the Bubble Bouncers past.
Thomas: Look here, noobs. I am Sir Knight Thomas of the Bubble Bouncers. You have many reasons to respect me!
Tim: Uh, Thomas-
Thomas: I am Sir Knight Thomas. I am of a high position and can watch whatever I want!
High Class Pico (other) Boy: -stands- You are of no class at all! Why the hell would anyone higher than the other people of this plane watch anything like that?
Justin: -grins and stands up- Excuse me. You don't insult or cuss at anyone of a higher class, even though they have done something disgraceful.

Kasumi: -equips bow and arrow, then points at the three people- Apologize. Now.
Tim: -stands- You got guts to pick on us. 
High Class Pico Girl: Guess we'll have to show ourselves. 
And the three people who insulted Thomas, along with their two other groupies, stood up and ripped off their disguises.
Justin: The Hunters! They're Scarred Skull's allies. We haven't fought them before.
Kasumi: And the leader is my nemesis. -looks at the first boy who insulted Thomas- Akihiro.
Akihiro: Hello Kasumi. I expected to see you here.
Justine: -crushes juice box- Akako. Hello.
Akako: Hello my fellow healer. 
Justin: This isn't good. -run to pilot and makes another plane with his psychic powers- Pilot! Get everyone else un-involved to safety! Board on the back-up plane!
Pilot: U-understood, sir!
Justin: I heard that the Hunters can't swim. Let's take advantage of that and blow up this plane.
Justine: Understood. -takes the communicator that Emmi gave them and puts the waterproof cover on it, then makes a forcefield around everything else- Emmi, it might get loud. Turn the volume down until we say so.
Kasumi: -dodges arrow and shoots Akihiro-
Akihiro: -takes table and shields himself with it-
Justin: -makes mine out of power- Let's blow this place up! I see shore out there, we can just swim to there. -turns on the mine to 10 seconds-
10
9
Yes, they were fighting as the countdown went on.
8
7
6
5
Tim: Wait! Thomas's armor is too heavy! How is he gonna swim to there?
4
3
Kasumi: It's too late! We're gonna have to save him somehow!
Justine: But the armor's gonna weigh us down!

2
1
Thomas: WELL SHIT! I'LL HAVE TO DROP MY ARMOR AND WEAPONS!
Justin: But we're breaking the Oracle's rules!
BOOM.

Luckily all the picos un-involved were sent to the other plane and they continued their trip to Hawaii.
Thomas: FUCK! I CAN'T SWIM WITH THIS ARMOR!
Justin: Now what...

Tim: -goes underwater, grabs Thomas's legs, and farts their way to shore-
Justine: Genius...
Kasumi: You know... we should have boarded the other plane, trapped them in the other one... then blow the other one up. >.>
Justin: It doesn't matter. We're at Hawaii already. The other airplane I made is just going to the airport.
Tim: -stands up- Really?
Justin: Really. Well, we're going to need some rest, let's stay at a hotel.
They checked into the hotel. Got their room, etc.
Justine: -turns on the t.v and flips to the news for the weather channel-
News Lady: Before we move onto the weather forecast, let's check out today's top story! On a high class plane, 5 people were in disguise. 5 of the Bubble Bouncers that were on the plane didn't seem to like them. The plane was blown up!
Bouncers: -humiliated-

News Lady: Now let's move on to the weather forecast! -blahblahblahblahblahblah-
Stay tuned for the next episode of the ~Psych0tic Chronicles~ Enjoy the mini-chronicle bomb I set up. Taking a short break as I have a plot in my head already.

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